The annoying driving habits thread

[Davelfc]

5 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I've no idea how people can use their phones while driving, I feel like Evel Knieval just reaching to change the radio station.

You need adaptive cruise control and lane keeping assist. 

 

In fact they are allowing drivers to not lower their concentration on the road (motorway under 37MPH) if they have some features on their car that allow self driving. I mean if you've ever been on the motorway in the rush hour you'd see that very few drivers are concentrating on the road, most are doing make up, eating breakfast etc. 

 

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/self-driving-cars-motorways-transport-b1838599.html

 

 

[tokyojoe]

3 hours ago, Preston Red said:

Dithering old bastards.

 

Had one nearly cause mayhem while I was on my way home from work on Saturday morning.

 

Joining the M6 at J31 coming from Samlesbury, there's nice big slip road to let you pick up speed and join the motorway in a safe manner. This silly old cunt in front though it'd be a great idea to slow down to 25mph and approach the motorway at a snail's pace. Luckily, I could get round him and leave him to his fun and games.

 

Imagine my disappointment when a HGV didn't destroy the old cunt and his Renault, therefore sparing people from his complete stupidity.

 

The school run is another one that pisses me off. Double parking isn't a new thing and is always the preserve of ignorant bastards. However, at my mum and dad's estate, cunts have now taken to parking their people carriers over driveways and being totally ignorant whilst waiting for their fat little lazy bastards.

 

I'm off for a lie down now before I burst a blood vessel.

I've said for a long time that people (mainly women) driving those 4x4 crates should be required to have an extended licence, such as HGV. Not sure what it's called now.

 

What pisses me off around here is that some of the daft bints live in walking distance but prefer to block the fucking road.

[Preston Red]

9 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

I've said for a long time that people (mainly women) driving those 4x4 crates should be required to have an extended licence, such as HGV. Not sure what it's called now.

 

What pisses me off around here is that some of the daft bints live in walking distance but prefer to block the fucking road.

Nail on head. They're incredibly rude as well when you challenge them as to why they feel the need to block a driveway.

 

You just know, as well, that you'll be the subject of a "To the horrible man who shouted at me while picking up Jayden, Kayden, Raiden and Ok-den" post on FaceAIDS.

[Stouffer]

https://www.rac.co.uk/drive/advice/driving-advice/zip-merging/

[sir roger]

Taking the back road from Ormskirk to Formby which is a bit windey but National Speed Limit . Got stuck behind a car doing 19mph and practically stopping round corners. Queue of cars stretched about 200 yards behind us by the time we got to a straight bit to get past.

[redinblack]

Blokes going past in their Clios/Corsas with the windows down and drum n bass or something blasting out at ear bleeding levels.

 

You like it and I dont care.

[Chr15]

5 hours ago, redinblack said:

Blokes going past in their Clios/Corsas with the windows down and drum n bass or something blasting out at ear bleeding levels.

 

You like it and I dont care.

They do this only to demonstrate to the world that they have a shite taste in "music"

 

[dockers_strike]

Epic parking. 70 grand 70 reg I Pace as well! Might be the E Pace, I get them mixed up, it's the leccie version though.

 

 

 

[Guest]

On 12/07/2021 at 17:20, YorkshireRed said:

Hot women driving flashy cars. It makes me think that if I could afford a flashier car, I’d be able to attract hotter women. 
 

I can’t, I don’t. 
 

Very annoying. 

I'm currently training a well to do woman to drive automatic and she says it's very common in her circle for the more financially successful person in the relationship to lease a range rover and use it as a tax break. 

 

Answer : if you want to pay less tax, lease an expensive car and write it off against your earnings. Maybe get a hot woman at the same time. 

[YorkshireRed]

25 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I'm currently training a well to do woman to drive automatic and she says it's very common in her circle for the more financially successful person in the relationship to lease a range rover and use it as a tax break. 

 

Answer : if you want to pay less tax, lease an expensive car and write it off against your earnings. Maybe get a hot woman at the same time. 

I’m self employed but thinking of getting an electric car at some point as a tax efficient business expense. 
 

Hopefully a hot woman will be attracted to my moral compass, rather than how flash my car is.

 

Obviously, by moral compass, I mean Penis. 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

I’m self employed but thinking of getting an electric car at some point as a tax efficient business expense. 
 

Hopefully a hot woman will be attracted to my moral compass, rather than how flash my car is.

 

Obviously, by moral compass, I mean Penis. 

You need those lesbians back in your neighbourhood. 

[lifetime fan]

We live in a small cul-de-sac, there’s only 6 houses but no off street parking. There are 5 garages but they’re council owned and no one who lives in the street rents one. 
 

We currently have two neighbours in a dick measuring competition to see how much of the minimal parking spaces they can take up. 
 

Cunt next door has 4 cars parked out there and his missus 1. Cunt opposite lives on his own and has 2 cars parked out there, a motorbike and a fucking trailer! 
 

They’re both deliberately parking to annoy the other and cunt opposite has now taken to park 2 foot away from the kerb on a bend to ensure he takes up 2 spaces. 
 

All the cars are taxed (obviously the fucking trailer isn’t), I’ve checked numerous times but it’s the complete selfishness of both the cunts that winds me up something rotten. 
 

I’m a complete believer in ‘never fuck with a mans vehicle’ but if this keeps up I’m going to start letting tyres down on both cunts cars late at night. 

[Captain Turdseye]

21 hours ago, redinblack said:

Blokes going past in their Clios/Corsas with the windows down and drum n bass or something blasting out at ear bleeding levels.

 

You like it and I dont care.

I do this in a Peugeot 207, but with old rock music and maybe a bit of rap or late 90’s/early 00’s trance. I’m normally singing along as well. 
 

I’m 33 although I look about 48 and I don’t give a shit how much of a twat people think I look when I’m driving. My time in the car is undoubtedly the time when I listen to music most so I make the most of it. 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I do this in a Peugeot 207, but with old rock music and maybe a bit of rap or late 90’s/early 00’s trance. I’m normally singing along as well. 
 

I’m 33 although I look about 48 and I don’t give a shit how much of a twat people think I look when I’m driving. My time in the car is undoubtedly the time when I listen to music most so I make the most of it. 

Have you been out lately, to a Peugeot 207 pleasure room party.

[redinblack]

37 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I do this in a Peugeot 207, but with old rock music and maybe a bit of rap or late 90’s/early 00’s trance. I’m normally singing along as well. 
 

I’m 33 although I look about 48 and I don’t give a shit how much of a twat people think I look when I’m driving. My time in the car is undoubtedly the time when I listen to music most so I make the most of it. 

can understand that, Im a music nut myself, but windows up and air con on for me.

[Bellflower]

21 hours ago, redinblack said:

Blokes going past in their Clios/Corsas with the windows down and drum n bass or something blasting out at ear bleeding levels.

 

You like it and I dont care.

Back in the Noughties some clown in his white Escort Cabriolet parked outside our building with some sort of rapclap blasting out that you could hear all over the building. After about half an hour of this someone on the canteen floor emptied a bucket of water into it. We did enjoy the fewm...............

[VladimirIlyich]

7 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I do this in a Peugeot 207, but with old rock music and maybe a bit of rap or late 90’s/early 00’s trance. I’m normally singing along as well. 
 

I’m 33 although I look about 48 and I don’t give a shit how much of a twat people think I look when I’m driving. My time in the car is undoubtedly the time when I listen to music most so I make the most of it. 

Cunt. Keep your shit music to yourself.

[Total Longo]

On 10/07/2021 at 16:21, M_B said:

Middle lane drivers on the motorway. Whenever I see one, I have a compulsion to undertake them to piss them off.

Outside lane hoggers are just as annoying. Over the weekend we were on a part of the M6 which goes to four lanes and some woman just stayed in the 3rd lane (second to the right) at a slow-ish speed meaning that people had to move from lane 1 to overtake her in lane 4.  The motorway itself wasn't even busy either, she could have easily mooched over the first lane, but no.  Clueless. 

 

 

[dockers_strike]

When I was tramping up and down the M6 \ 58 \ 56, I used to see these drivers who'd creep up the side of an HGV and pass them doing 60 while the wagon is doing just over 56. The effect being it took ages to pass these 40 ton behemoths.

 

Never fail to understand why people do this, I want to get past the damn things as quick as possible!

[Section_31]

People who edge out of a side street on a main road but do it so far in order to bully their way into moving traffic that they block the road coming the other way. Pure subhumanity. 

 

Smithdown Road is a Petri dish of all kinds of appalling driving.

[Harry Squatter]

38 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

People who edge out of a side street on a main road but do it so far in order to bully their way into moving traffic that they block the road coming the other way. Pure subhumanity. 

 

Smithdown Road is a Petri dish of all kinds of appalling driving.

Had this the other day. Cunts back wheels were on the give way sign on the side road. 

 

Then looked at me like I was a dangerous driver for completely ignoring him and driving past instead of letting him out. 

[sir roger]

4 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

In my experience, women don't care so much about cars or penises and besides, by the time she gets to see the latter it's unlikely she will suddenly change her mind. 

Depends whether he has just come out some bushes in the park I suppose.