Silly or Annoying Things Done in Films or TV

[Chr15]

Cars, trucks, trains and planes that crash and slide for miles before stopping.

[VladimirIlyich]

42 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

When 2 people have been shagging all night, when the bird finally gets out of bed she suddenly becomes all bashful and wraps the sheets around her to hide her naked body.

 

Why? 30 seconds earlier she was being rimmed, pile-driven and wolf-bagged.

Good one. This is a big peeve of mine too.

[Guest]

When one person phones another,they answer within a couple of rings and they've got nothing else going on at all. Does that ever really happen?

[M_B]

When someone throws back a healthy measure of whisky like it's apple juice.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

29 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

When one person phones another,they answer within a couple of rings and they've got nothing else going on at all. Does that ever really happen?

They say only what matters for the plot: no hello or goodbye or how's your bum for spots.

[Guest]

5 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

They say only what matters for the plot: no hello or goodbye or how's your bum for spots.

Haha, that's a good point.

[Chairman Meow]

19 hours ago, sh#t waffle said:

When someone's playing a smoker, and it's clear they've never had a cigarette in their life.

 

I haven't smoked for years but this still really bugs the shit out of me. 

[Remmie]

To be fair should they rule out an actor because they don't smoke? Perhaps they should method act their way through 50 decks first? 

[Remmie]

No one ever has difficulty trying to piss with a boner

[Remmie]

Sex lasts longer than 14 seconds

[YorkshireRed]

8 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

When one person phones another,they answer within a couple of rings and they've got nothing else going on at all. Does that ever really happen?

It would if anyone ever phoned me. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, YorkshireRed said:

It would if anyone ever phoned me. 

If you put your number on here, you will live a whole new life.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

Sex lasts longer than 14 seconds

Are you saying 20 seconds is impressive? 

[Captain Turdseye]

45 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

It would if anyone ever phoned me. 

 

43 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

If you put your number on here, you will live a whole new life.

I’ve already got his home number. It was easy enough to find. 

[Captain Turdseye]

(I haven’t really, but I bet it is easy to find)

[Captain Turdseye]

Consider that a warning. Or a joke. 

[VladimirIlyich]

There can't be too many bloggers with fit lesbian neighbours in Wakefield.

[Remmie]

27 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Are you saying 20 seconds is impressive? 

Worrastud

[YorkshireRed]

22 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Yes but it’s bloggers who have fit lesbian neighbours who do coke and like card tricks. That’s a lot more of a niche though maybe more widespread in Wakefield. I’ve never been there so I’m guessing as to the prevalence.

They’re all it. They also chant; ‘Yorkshire, Yorkshire…’ at every opportunity. 

[A Red]

After ringing a doorbell they get really annoyed and start peering through windows if its not answered in about 5 seconds.

[Edward.]

I was disappointed arriving in Mexico to find their wasn’t a yellow filter over everything.

[Edward.]

Another thing after shagging when  both parties are lying back and staring at the ceiling you always see the blokes chest but the woman’s tits are always covered by the quilt/ blanket. 

[Clem H Fandango]

pretty much every stunt in the fast and furious franchise. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Starting a voicemail message with "Pick up..."

 

Listen, dickhead, if I'm not answering, it's because I'm not there or I don't want to talk to you. 

[Clem H Fandango]

I really dislike when you watch tv and you recognise an actor/actress and wait for the end credits to see who it was and the pricks decide to chop the screen in half advertising some shit drama thats coming up and you cant read who the fuck it was.