Silly or Annoying Things Done in Films or TV

[VladimirIlyich]

Just watching tv series and it struck me how stupid it is that when they show a character out jogging or running they run down the middle of the road,often at night and with no high visibility clothing. In the middle of a city and the character can sometimes be darker skinned too. Really stupid.

I am sure there is similar thread somewhere but finding it is more difficult than finding Shergar. 

Note to Mr Usher,Get off the golf course and sort the search facility out,especially on mobile.

[Bjornebye]

Infinite ammo always pisses me off 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Step into the shower. Turn the water on. 

 

Don't bother running the water and testing the temperature with your hand. Just step in and turn it on.

[VladimirIlyich]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Infinite ammo always pisses me off 

It's usually the USA and pretty much grows on trees though.

[Elite]

Spontaneous sex. They don't even go for a piss first.

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

4 minutes ago, Elite said:

Spontaneous sex. They don't even go for a piss first.

 

 

Haha. Not just before,but after and soon to be during!

[A Red]

Particularly in US films, when finishing a telephone conversation they just slam the phone down. Not a "cheerio", "bye", "see you later" in sight.

[VladimirIlyich]

4 minutes ago, A Red said:

Particularly in US films, when finishing a telephone conversation they just slam the phone down. Not a "cheerio", "bye", "see you later" in sight.

The wife's mother does that to her all the time.

[Mudface]

17 minutes ago, Elite said:

Spontaneous sex. They don't even go for a piss first.

Or say, 'not tonight luv, I'm tired, we'll do it tomorrow', then 2 weeks later you're knocking one out to some Russian tarts on XHamster so your balls don't explode.

[YorkshireRed]

In the sex scenes, the women nearly always have fantastic orgasms.

 

No way this happens in real life!

[VladimirIlyich]

6 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Or say, 'not tonight luv, I'm tired, we'll do it tomorrow', then 2 weeks later you're knocking one out to some Russian tarts on XHamster so your balls don't explode.

Are you stalking me?

[Juniper]

When they are driving on a straight road and continuously turning the steering wheel.

 

[Anubis]

Police entering dark houses using only their torches. Turn the fucking lights on.

[Bjornebye]

Gunfights when loads of shots are fired and nobody gets hit. Especially when machine guns are used. 
 

Also cars taking loads of bullets but still driving off with just a few holes in the windows 

[Elite]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Gunfights when loads of shots are fired and nobody gets hit. Especially when machine guns are used. 
 

Also cars taking loads of bullets but still driving off with just a few holes in the windows 

I love Breaking Bad but some of the shoot outs were ridiculous. Especially Hank and the Salamanca brothers.

[Trumo]

In a busy pub or bar, you never have to wait your turn, and the bartender can hear what you're saying despite the music being turned up to 11.

[Trumo]

A child's parents have just set a plate of breakfast in front of their child, but before the child has even taken one bite, they're told to "go get ready or you're gonna be late for school". Normally, this is so the child pisses off and the adults can have a serious conversation that may be pivotal to the story.

[Chairman Meow]

41 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

In the sex scenes, the women nearly always have fantastic orgasms.

 

No way this happens in real life!

Women can have orgasms?

[YorkshireRed]

1 minute ago, Chairman Meow said:

Women can have orgasms?

Only in films/television. 

[Chip Butty]

One minute it's day, next minute its night, or vice-versa, as the story is progressing. Shite continuity does my swede in. 

[Harry Squatter]

Most American films when they ask for a phone number it always starts with 555.

[Trumo]

Nobody in soapland watches soaps. Instead they all scarper off to the local pub.

[Trumo]

In movie chase scenes, nobody will get whiplash.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Nobody in soapland watches soaps. Instead they all scarper off to the local pub.

It's not gogglebox. Derrr

[Preston Red]

Excessive backflips and somersaults in martial arts films when a simple step backwards or running will suffice.