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Joseph of Nazareth didn't intend to become a carpenter, he applied to Bethlehem Technology Campus to study graphic design but due to it being full he ended up on a YTS scheme learning joinery.

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Not only was Edmund Hillary the first person ever to scale Mount Everest, he was also the first person ever to take a shit up there.

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The back-perm mullet popularised by personalities such as Chris Waddle and Bob Carolgees was outlawed by UN Convention in 1991, shortly after the fall of Communism. Australia and New Zealand negotiated a twenty year block exemption, which makes this year interesting. 

 

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1 minute ago, Trumo said:

Not only was Edmund Hillary the first person ever to scale Mount Everest, he was also the first person ever to take a shit up there.

For a horrible moment I thought that sentence was going to end with 'take it up the shitter there'.

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2 minutes ago, UnwelcomeinPeru said:

For a horrible moment I thought that sentence was going to end with 'take it up the shitter there'.

 

Tenzing's Norgay though.

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Ginger cats differ from all other felines on account of them not being cats at all, but the reincarnation of dead Yewtree suspects. This can be demonstrated by shouting "Saville, you nonce!" at one of them, which causes it to run away, startled.

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Barbara Cartland had a 40 year secret love affair with Lemmy from Motorhead during which she got pregnant and to spare herself from a society scandal hid away for the duration of the pregnancy and had the baby secretly adopted at birth. 

 

This baby grew up to become the Legendary Formula 1 driver Ayrton Senna. 

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There's a town in the foothills of Popacatepetl in Mexico where the taps in every house run tequila, hot and cold, and the people visit local bars in order to drink shots of water.

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The inventor of cheese (Jeremy Marcus Cheese Jr) was one day so enraged to be served baked beans on toast that he....invented crumpets and then subsequently cheese. He refused to put the 2 together until his dying day and was said to have died with a stiffy.

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The word Brothel comes from the ancient practice of having sex in a vat of thick soup.

 

Most villages had one at the centre of their communities and couples would queue for the privilege of paying to use it. 

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Howling Mad Murdock's psychiatric diagnosis was never specified in the show, but in one episode you can clearly see his file lists him as a dangerous necrophiliac who killed a child witness in 'Nam.

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