Untrue trivia

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Trumo said:

The fella who created the IRS in the States is the most famous tax dodger you've never heard of.

Abraham Lincoln was reincarnated and went on the have a semi successful pro wrestling career along with his sister Claire (famous for having a beard)

 

 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The film Pushing Tin was originally intended to be a sci-fi comedy about a robot who really needs a shit.

[Bjornebye]

Whitney Houston had to be replaced by a lookalike half way through the filming of The Bodyguard when during the scene with the scarf and the sword, Kevin Costner (who had been drinking Laphroaig all day) took her head clean off with one swipe after she accused him of not having a wash since he rubbed shit on himself towards the end of Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. 

[alles ist gut]

The filming of an episode of The Chase : Celebrity Special   had to be cancelled after someone famous got on to the set by mistake.

[Total Longo]

Marc Almond's favourite drink is full fat almond milk...

[Elite]

The original plot of Blade Runner was about a heroin addict that nicked a multi-pack of Wilkinson Sword from Superdrug.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Two of the Sugababes are actually diabetic.

[Bjornebye]

You Win Again was written by Barry during a Bee Gee's tour when Maurice kept beating them all at Connect 4. 

[Section_31]

Ricky Martin used to work for the Department for Work and Pensions.

[Bjornebye]

Michael Buffer's real name is Michael Buffet but he had it changed by deed poll because he's allergic to cocktail sausages. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The Geordie accent is a massive practical joke.  When Novocastrians speak in their normal voices, they sound like Rupert Everett; they revert to the Geordie accent whenever any "outsiders" are within earshot.

[Bjornebye]

The Beatles didn't split up. They formed Lindisfarne. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The Guinness Book of Records had to strip the title of World's Heaviest Hamster from Mr Chunky (owned by Snow Patrol drummer, Michael Morrison) after vets confirmed that he was actually a cleverly disguised ox.

[Bjornebye]

The Robot in Rocky 4 is a distant cousin of TK's new squeeze. 

[Trumo]

The producers of Line Of Duty changed DI Arnott's accent after Scottish actor Martin Compston gave himself an electric shock rubbing his shoes on the carpet before touching the metal table leg during rehearsals of one of the interview scenes, suddenly bursting into quasi-cockney.

[Elite]

Bungalows were given that name inadvertently when a Scottish foreman was in a rush to complete the development, "Just bung-a-low roof on that one."

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Buckaroo was invented by Ernest Hemingway.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Scientists tested the piss from a pub urinal and found that it contained 27 types of peanuts.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Slipknot were formed following an early pilot episode of The Masked Singer.

[VladimirIlyich]

Tony's ma is officially the largest tourist attraction in Europe.

[Captain Willard]

You are the only real poster on here. The rest of us are AI bots. 

[Elite]

Fart stands for flatulent-art.

[Bjornebye]

Roof Racks all know each other. 

[Trumo]

Rare and medium-rare only came about because Escoffier was a lazy bastard.

[alles ist gut]

The International Astronomical Union have reclassified Mike Gatting as a dwarf planet.