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3 hours ago, mars said:

Can we knock this myth on the head? Penguins are one of the few birds to give birth to live young; most litters have a runt and it is these that become puffins. The name "puffin" is an example of onomatopoeia: being runts, puffins have little stamina so are often out of breath.  

You missed the 'untrue' part in the thread title?

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58 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

You missed the 'untrue' part in the thread title?

When untrue trivia isn't accurate, and research suggests as mush as 15% might not be, someone with a level head needs to step in and address the issue. 

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Dave Grohl treated his Foo Fighters bandmates to guitars made out of Parmesan cheese the first time one of their albums went platinum.

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Ken Dodd invented Aids when he found out that one of his Diddy Men was having it off with the Yorkshire Ripper and a young Harold Bishop

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Dame Judi Dench invented the Lava Lamp as she can't sleep unless she has a glowing phallic object on her bedside table. 

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34 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Having the vaccine makes your balls swell to the size of melons!

 

I can testify this is patently untrue. Ive had both jabs and not noticed any increase in them!

Mine did.

(Mind you, I did get a stiff boot in the spuds after I slapped the nurse's arse and said "Thanks for the microchip, Sugar Tits ")

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22 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Stig leaves cats well alone.

Hahaha. 

 

I actually went past you on the train the other day mate and waved ! 

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13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahaha. 

 

I actually went past you on the train the other day mate and waved ! 

Seriously? Where?

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1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

The Ghost Train at Alton Towers you ugly fucker 

Haha, thought it was going to be something like that. But did spend a good part of Saturday sat on a platform waiting for the Portsmouth train at Horsham to fuck off so thought there was an outside chance.

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Just now, Pidge said:

Haha, thought it was going to be something like that. But did spend a good part of Saturday sat on a platform waiting for the Portsmouth train at Horsham to fuck off so thought there was an outside chance.

Nah I'd have got off and gone for a pint with you if so. 

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Tamsin Outhwaite auditioned for the part of Xander Cage but got turned down at the last minute when the director realised her cock was on a permanent stiffy 

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Primitive females used to have their clitoris within their lymph nodes, armpit fingering was very common back in that era.

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