Untrue trivia

[Davelfc]

The channel tunnel was actually completed in secret in 1725, but bricked up and never used due to ongoing battles with the French. 

 

Most of the cost of opening and revealing the chunnel in recent times was the importing of millions of tonnes of dirt to make it look like it was being created for the first time. 

 

The bricked up chunnel was so secret that during the war it was decided not to risk using it to invade so as to keep it a secret. 

[alles ist gut]

It will need to be a bloody big chair for the whole population of China, I reckon.

[Anubis]

38 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Michael Gove works as a dog fluffer on bestiality porn sets because he's married to Sarah Vine and has to get his jollies somewhere.

Unbeknown to her husband, Sarah Vine has been dressing up in a dog costume and working the same bestiality porn sites and Gove doesn’t realise he’s been fluffing her.

[Rushies tash]

During the early 90s, Tim Curry and Sir Tim Rice were in talks to launch an Asian cookery program, but producers thought the title "Tim & Tim" too vague and cancelled the show.

[Stouffer]

Off screen Zig and Zag fucking hate each other.

[manwiththestick]

80's comedy actor Steve Guttenberg holds the world record for fastest person to grout a tortoises shell.

[Stouffer]

Pol-Pot learned the art of reverse masturbation which enabled him to blow ear wax out at such a force he could use it as a method of hunting. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Big Daddy's real name was Steve Applebush.

[Davelfc]

In 1959 Jimmy 'the Keys' Fletcher a notorious bank robber died while awaiting trial and took the secret of his hidden stash of £100,000 to the grave. His wife enlisted the help of a psychic and medium Isla N Ebodi to see if Jimmy could reveal the hiding place. 

 

After two unsuccessful attempts she gave up, only to discover that weeks later the psychic had moved to the Caymen islands after a lucky windfall. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Billy Gibbons is the only member of ZZ Top who doesn’t have a gibbon.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Contrary to popular belief, the moon isn't made of cheese. It's creme fraîche.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The world's largest egg cup isn't really that big.

[Bjornebye]

Chris Rea is Jedwards surrogate dad 

[Mook]

Eric Clapton was a bus stop in Sidcup for six years prior to joining The Yardbirds.

[Section_31]

If you lined up all the fish in the sea end to end they'd reach all the way along Bold Street. 

[Section_31]

Chris Rea wrote Driving Home for Christmas while he was on the train. 

[manwiththestick]

When snooker player Dennis Taylor's dad died he was found to have two stomachs, one for drink the other for food.

[Bjornebye]

For a few years now someone has been screenshotting Ken Homs instagram account and selling stories to the New York Post. 

 

This has been a source of much speculation and embarrassment as Kens name has been dragged through the mood with lies and suspicion. His life has been turned upside. 

 

He set a trap and has wanted to keep it quiet but he is too angry to keep it all in and needs to set the record straight for the sake of his family. 

 

It's ....................... Niles Cranes account. 

 

 

[Section_31]

American football was invented by Beatrix Potter.

[UnwelcomeinPeru]

Tedious panel show ever present Tom Allen lives in a trailer with his wife, girlfriend and their nine kids.

[Trumo]

Ray Parlour once scored a 147 during a round of golf, a 180 during a game of snooker, and 5 under par during a game of darts. His kids play table tennis using badminton racquets.

[Section_31]

Idi Amin was born in Billinge.

[VladimirIlyich]

The Jumbo Jet was thus named because it's first use was to stage a weight watchers meeting.

[Stouffer]

5 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Idi Amin was born in Billinge.

 

 

You lying get; it was Henge.

[Davelfc]

If you lived next door to a bakery you would inhale the equivalent of a loaf of bread over the space of about 20 years.