Not Aged Well

[Red74]

7 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

 

And when the clock hit midnight 

[Red_or_Dead]

41 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Sugar Ape inflicted Ulrika on another thread

 

 

Still would.  Probably need to iron it first though.

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

23 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Still would.  Probably need to iron it first though.

 

 

Honesty - a man has to know his limitations. Be better if you got her to iron it for you though.

Either way - as long as you show up.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Ulricackcack

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Edward Furlong

[Bjornebye]

15 hours ago, sir roger said:

Sugar Ape inflicted Ulrika on another thread

 

 

She's morphing into Sven 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

53!!!

[Jairzinho]

She's ill presumably.

[Harry Squatter]

Weird when people lose weight. Knew a fat lad who looked about ten years older than he was. Went on some extreme weight loss and exercise regime but ended up looking like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia but with tons of saggy skin and looked older than when he was a fat cunt. 

[littletedwest]

I can't believe she's 53. She looks mid 70s at least

[Trumo]

Any slightly questionable social media comment in the last 10 years.

[Section_31]

Fucking weird age isn't it? It's the great leveler though between men and women. Decent looking birds have got the world by the balls in their 20s and blokes are drowned out by the critical mass of male competition. Then as the years go by, dudes who look after themselves get the silver fox look and have more money in their pocket and, if they play their cards right, can be knee deep in meat. Women of the same age meanwhile are spending at least 10% of their income on incontinence-related paraphernalia.

 

The Romans? Where are they now?

 

You're lookin' at em' asshole. 

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

53!!!

Wasn't she in There’s something about Mary?

[Trumo]

I think she was in The Shining.

[Section_31]

Looks a bit like Madge from Benidorm there.

[Elite]

Time's a cunt. I remember her on Gladiators looking every inch the Swedish bombshell, she genuinely looks horrific now.

 

[TheHowieLama]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Fucking weird age isn't it? It's the great leveler though between men and women.

 

Silver fox - rare. If the geezer didn't have any game back - then he doesn't now. More likely you meet up with a woman who used to be invisible and is now a brickhouse.

[Section_31]

4 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Silver fox - rare. If the geezer didn't have any game back - then he doesn't now. More likely you meet up with a woman who used to be invisible and is now a brickhouse.

Men tend to acrue wealth and means though which a lot of women do value, security etc, don't think the reverse is true generally in terms of how men view ageing women.

[Captain Howdy]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Silver fox - rare. If the geezer didn't have any game back - then he doesn't now. More likely you meet up with a woman who used to be invisible and is now a brickhouse.

[TheHowieLama]

5 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Men tend to acrue wealth and means though which a lot of women do value, security etc, don't think the reverse is true generally in terms of how men view ageing women.

Go to your next primary school reunion and tell me how many silver foxes there are. 

[General Dryness]

On 22/06/2021 at 01:45, Bruce Spanner said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[johnsusername]

Cameron Diaz is not aging well. 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, johnsusername said:

Cameron Diaz is not aging well. 

 

Haha christ she's turning into Dorian Tyrell

 

 

[Guest]

On 21/06/2021 at 13:39, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

KC from the Sunshine Band.

That's Jim Carrey. 

[Guest]

On 21/06/2021 at 14:15, Colonel Kurtz said:

Shaun Ryder. Just say no.

 

Fucking hell.