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The Official "Where Do You Stand On Cucumbers?" Thread

Where Do You Stand On Cucumbers?  

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  1. 1. Where Do You Stand On Cucumbers?

    • Love them and they make great sex toys (especially the nobbly ones in Eastern Europe)
    • Fuck Cucumbers
    • I couldn't give a flyi... Oh ffs what next wanker and favourite fruit & veg tournament? Bad Tourney Queg


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25 minutes ago, mgw100 said:

What's not to like? A bit of crunch, a bit of moisture, a very pleasant, if subtle, flavour.

 

I think the point is that many of us don't find the flavour at all pleasant, or subtle for that matter.

 

There appears to be a genetic element to this; most of my family are fine with them, but my mum doesn't like them, nor does my nephew.

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1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Is it over the counter stuff. To eat tomato soup again without feeling like I'm a fucking test tube would be great.

Just throw some Rennies on top like little minty croutons. 

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They’re the fucking bomb when done right. And right means a fat chunk in a strong gin and cucumber tonic or in a tomato and cucumber salad with salt, olive oil and balsamic vinegar. Shit is real, yo. Nice thinly sliced in a cheese butty too. 

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1 hour ago, Paul said:

They’re the fucking bomb when done right. And right means a fat chunk in a strong gin and cucumber tonic or in a tomato and cucumber salad with salt, olive oil and balsamic vinegar. Shit is real, yo. Nice thinly sliced in a cheese nutty too. 

Go on, I'll play. What the fuck is a cheese nutty? 

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They repeat on me something fierce. But pointless and have little nutrional value but they do freshen up G&T. Dash of black pepper in it and Bob's yer Auntie

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16 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Excellent additions to a salad and a tuna butty. I'd prefer to stand on one rather than sit on it though. I'm not an Edinburgh pervert you know.

Good call here -- tuna salad sarnie with sliced cucumber and black olives.

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What a beautiful day! What a beautiful day for shoving a cucumber through the vicar's letterbox and shouting "The Martians are coming! The Martians are coming!"

 

 

 

Mr Dodd.

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6 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Give me bad acid reflux, alongside pastry and the worst of all tomato soup which is annoying because I fucking love a bowl of tomato soup with loads of white bread. I still eat them on a salad barm/sandwich though. I could easily never eat one again and not be arsed.

A pie with some brown sauce is the worst for acid reflux. Food from the gods, then Satan hijacks it and fucks you over.

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7 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Is it over the counter stuff. To eat tomato soup again without feeling like I'm a fucking test tube would be great.

I have prescription Esomeprazole. However, you can get this over the counter.

 

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43 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

A pie with some brown sauce is the worst for acid reflux. Food from the gods, then Satan hijacks it and fucks you over.

It’s the vinegar.

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