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The Official "Where Do You Stand On Cucumbers?" Thread

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By Bjornebye,
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Where Do You Stand On Cucumbers?  

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  1. 1. Where Do You Stand On Cucumbers?

    • Love them and they make great sex toys (especially the nobbly ones in Eastern Europe)
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sir roger
sir roger

is there an 'unofficial' thread on cucumbers ? as I want to look a bit edgy.

Remmie
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I'm a little bit gutted that there is no such thing as a cheese nutty. It needs inventing, pronto. Get Bezos or fucking Musk to bankroll it. 

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I enjoy a cucumber but accept our UK ones are lacking in quality compared with their Eastern European counterparts. Not unlike our women and our ability to chain smoke.

 

A friend of mine was slow to settle down into that married with kids lark as he never made any effort to seek a potential life partner.
 

Part of the reason for this was that he had an older woman (we were early 20’s, her early 50’s) prepared to pick him up from whatever ale house we were in, dressed as per his command and prepared to engage in all kinds of sexual deviance. 
 

Let’s put it this way. She was very partial to a cucumber. 
 

Cucumbers rule.

 

As do sexually adventurous older women. 

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Bruce Spanner Grand Master

Bruce Spanner

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Wonderful stuff.

 

Try any of these and tell me they’re not...

 

https://theviewfromgreatisland.com/japanese-cucumber-salad-recipe/

 

https://www.wellplated.com/asian-cucumber-salad/

 

https://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/cucumber-salad-spicy-tahini-dressing

 

https://spicetrekkers.com/recipes/yunnan-cucumber-salad

 

https://www.scrambledchefs.com/cucumber-pomegranate-salad/

 

Simple to make, but so tasty and refreshing.

 

I do admit to taking them off sandwich though as they add nothing but moisture and threaten the structural integrity of the aforementioned sandwich.

 

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Give me bad acid reflux, alongside pastry and the worst of all tomato soup which is annoying because I fucking love a bowl of tomato soup with loads of white bread. I still eat them on a salad barm/sandwich though. I could easily never eat one again and not be arsed.

Omeprazole is a game changer.

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4 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Is it over the counter stuff. To eat tomato soup again without feeling like I'm a fucking test tube would be great.

Prescription but you can over the counter alternatives I think. Doctors will prescribe it fairly quickly if you're having bother, though they might also book you in for an Endoscopy which is no fun.

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