Products named without it's name in the product

[Megadrive Man]

Turkey Dinosaurs don't have any dinosaur in them. Probably very little Turkey too.

[Remmie]

I can't believe it's not butter

[Guest]

3 hours ago, Remmie said:

I can't believe it's not butter

Like anyone would call a product that. 

 

[mars]

Fox's Glacier Mints and Uncle Joe's Mint Balls - I very much doubt these involve foxes, glaciers, Uncle Joe or his testicles.

[Bjornebye]

AIDS does not aid anyone in anyway 

[Elite]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

AIDS does not aid anyone in anyway 

Someone once told me AIDS stands for 'Anally Inserted Death Sentence'.

[Bjornebye]

20 minutes ago, Elite said:

Someone once told me AIDS stands for 'Anally Inserted Death Sentence'.

Before or after ?

[Trumo]

Lemonade tastes of lemons.

Orangeade tastes of oranges.

Gatorade?

[Trumo]

Tank tops. Offer no protection against enemy fire.

[VladimirIlyich]

Hair of the Dog.

 

I'd question the sanity of anybody who drinks dog hairs to cure a hangover.

[Red74]

On 04/06/2021 at 12:54, Elite said:

Space Raiders - Absolutely no chance one of those crisps could fly into space and raid some unsuspecting planet.

I’ve been living on the pickled onion version of these from back in the days of them being called outer spacers and now I’m the size of a small planet 

[Chocoholic]

Shepherds pie. I'm convinced they only put 'ordinary' meat in there, not actual ground-up shepherds, as that would be a teensy-weensy bit cannibalistic.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

Shepherds pie. I'm convinced they only put 'ordinary' meat in there, not actual ground-up shepherds, as that would be a teensy-weensy bit cannibalistic.

Sick of this 'woke' bollocks 

[UnwelcomeinPeru]

Jacket potatoes seem to have nothing to do with Kenny Jacket.

 

And I am starting to wonder if Warren Buffet really did invent a convenient way of obtaining finger food. 

[tokyojoe]

Walkers crisps. Had a packet or two when I was in hospital with a busted hip. Still couldn't fucking walk.

[Bjornebye]

A picnic bar. A picnic with no cheese is not a picnic this is false advertisement at an industrial scale 

[Guest]

I can understand people washing their heads with shampoo but who the fuck washes their shoulders with it? 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I can understand people washing their heads with shampoo but who the fuck washes their shoulders with it? 

Greeks?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 hours ago, Chocoholic said:

Shepherds pie. I'm convinced they only put 'ordinary' meat in there, not actual ground-up shepherds, as that would be a teensy-weensy bit cannibalistic.

Disappointed by the lack of a thatched roof on the last cottage pie I had.

[Trumo]

Rocky Mountain Oysters. Absolute bollocks.

[Trumo]

Buffalo Wings. I've never seen a buffalo fly.

[Chip Butty]

Chicken Kiev. An entire city, in a chicken? You’re avin’a laugh. 

[Chip Butty]

Black Forest gateaux. 
 

You can’t see the woods through the cream. 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Chip Butty said:

Chicken Kiev. An entire city, in a chicken? You’re avin’a laugh. 

 

4 hours ago, Trumo said:

Buffalo Wings. I've never seen a buffalo fly.

Haha

[Trumo]

Band-Aid. Good for dressing small wounds. Hopeless at knowing when it's Christmas time.