Products named without it's name in the product

[VladimirIlyich]

11 minutes ago, Jack the Sipper said:

Despite the name, shampoo doesn't have any poo in it, which makes the product a sham.

I,for one, welcome that news.

[Trumo]

Ninja products are not skilled assassins trained in ancient martial arts. Unless those skills included air frying and blitzing fruit and veg into smoothies. Besides, and unless I'm very much mistaken, those aren't supposed to kill you but rather lower your fat intake and up your nutrient intake.

[Trumo]

Coca Cola.

 

 

 

[Remmie]

Just as well

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

1 hour ago, Trumo said:

Coca Cola.

 

 

 

Contains both coca and cola. Just not cocaine. See previous page

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Gorilla Glue neither contains gorillas nor (as I discovered to my cost) should it be used on gorillas.

[Tony Moanero]

2 hours ago, Jack the Sipper said:

Despite the name, shampoo doesn't have any poo in it, which makes the product a sham.

Eau de toilette. I recently bought a bottle of Paco Rabanne and was disgusted to find that it doesn’t actually contain any water from a toilet. Disappointing, as I was hoping for a contrast of citrus, pissy and shitty notes.

[Elite]

Space Raiders - Absolutely no chance one of those crisps could fly into space and raid some unsuspecting planet.

[Remmie]

25 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Gorilla Glue neither contains gorillas nor (as I discovered to my cost) should it be used on gorillas.

Haha reminds me of when Leslie Nielsen did an advert for Red Rock (some beer apparently) with the tagline - It's not red and there are no rocks in it.

[manwiththestick]

Kinder Surprise. You always get some chocolate with a shitty plastic toy inside.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

That apostrophe in the title is really bothering me.

[Trumo]

Toilet Duck. It doesn't quack or anything.

 

Shark. It's a vacuum cleaner, not a carnivorous fish.

[Remmie]

Cilit bang.

 

It's certainly no sex panther and worked 60% of the time, every time.

[Remmie]

Barm/Bread cake.

 

In no way a fucking cake.

[Bjornebye]

A Whopper (Burger King) does not contain any trace of Turdseye 

[magicrat]

Chocolate fingers lack a few digits and there no parrots in Polyfiller . 

[cloggypop]

8 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Gorilla Glue neither contains gorillas nor (as I discovered to my cost) should it be used on gorillas.

Same story with my gorilla crowbar. What a fucking swizz. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

Cream crackers have no cream
Bourbon biscuits have no whiskey

[Alan Sex]

I only clicked on this topic to complain about the unnecessary apostrophe. 

[Bjornebye]

8 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Cream crackers have no cream
Bourbon biscuits have no whiskey

Is Bourbon a whisky is a whole new thread 

[Evelyn Tentions]

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Is Bourbon a whisky is a whole new thread 

From Wikipefia

 

Bourbon is a type of American whiskey, a barrel-aged distilled liquor made primarily from corn.

[magicrat]

Heinz cream of chicken soup has no fucking chicken in it as researched earlier today. Horrible. 

[Guest]

4 hours ago, magicrat said:

Heinz cream of chicken soup has no fucking chicken in it as researched earlier today. Horrible. 

Really? What are those little lumps that seem to represent chicken? I'm not even sure I want to know now. 

 

Next it will be cream of tomato doesn't have any tomato in it. 

[Guest]

Toad in the hole, luckily I've never found a toad in any of the holes. 

[Guest]

Imagine actually having a spotted dick.