Products named without it's name in the product

[Guest]

Maltesers - is there any malt in these?

Irn Bru - is there any iron in this?

Rich Tea - is there any tea in these?

 

Any others?

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Maltesers - is there any malt in these?

Irn Bru - is there any iron in this?

Rich Tea - is there any tea in these?

 

Any others?

You insert your own Tea in Rich Tea when you dunk them.

[cloggypop]

The Liberal Democrats 

[Guest]

Just now, cloggypop said:

The Liberal Democrats 

hahahaha

 

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[Aventus]

Does Dr pepper have any pepper? 

 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Aventus said:

Does Dr pepper have any pepper? 

 

Are Dr Pepper and Dr Oetker real Doctors?

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Are Dr Pepper and Dr Oetker real Doctors?

They shouldn't be. Vile drink.

[dandyman]

Pontefract cakes 

 

 

[ZonkoVille77]

Doubt Mars Bars have any pieces of a planet in them. 

 

See also Starbar, Starburst etc

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

Doubt Mars Bars have any pieces of a planet in them. 

 

See also Starbar, Starburst etc

I'm sure a Starbar at least has metal in it.

[Elite]

TK Max 

 

They don't sell @TK421

 

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Anusol. Contains no anus

[Guest]

Is there any truth to the story that Coca Cola/Coke used to have cocaine in it?

[VladimirIlyich]

2 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Is there any truth to the story that Coca Cola/Coke used to have cocaine in it?

It was sold as some sort of a medicine originally so quite possible.

[Tony Moanero]

Hamburger- ham

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Hamburger- ham

Do custard creams have custard?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

36 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

Doubt Mars Bars have any pieces of a planet in them. 

 

See also Starbar, Starburst etc

The ingredients of Starbar and Starburst are (I assume) derived from plant and animal products.  You know what plants and animals are made of?

https://usm.maine.edu/planet/what-does-it-mean-when-astronomers-say-were-all-made-star-dust

 

Every life form, no matter how complicated, is fashioned of the heavy elements a supernova conveyed into a dark nebula billions of years ago. 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Scotch eggs are disappointing.  I mean, sure, they contain eggs...

[TheHowieLama]

KY Jelly

[Evelyn Tentions]

4 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Is there any truth to the story that Coca Cola/Coke used to have cocaine in it?

Used to have cocaine in it but now only has coca leaves used for flavour, with the cocaine removed. They have some kind of unique special exemption that allows them to import coca leaves.I've no idea what happens to the cocaine they take out but on their sales figures, they could probably have put Pablo Escobar out of business

[cloggypop]

Baby oil

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Used to have cocaine in it but now only has coca leaves used for flavour, with the cocaine removed. They have some kind of unique special exemption that allows them to import coca leaves.I've no idea what happens to the cocaine they take out but on their sales figures, they could probably have put Pablo Escobar out of business

Just read that they send the extracted cocaine to hospitals. The security detail on that must be off the scale.

[Jack the Sipper]

I was going to say hot dogs, but then I watched that documentary on Youtube.

[Stickman]

Pot Noodle should definitely have some pot back in it like it used to when I was at Uni 

 

 

 

 

[Jack the Sipper]

Despite the name, shampoo doesn't have any poo in it, which makes the product a sham.