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Appreciation of the female form *NSFW *


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What is this recent obsession with bubble butts or, as we used to call them, massive fucking arses? Is it something else that Kardashian woman has to answer for? I'm seeing some damn fine women on this thread with, to my mind, grossly disproportionate hips and arses, and I just don't get it. At the gym I gaze longingly at young women who spend whole sessions just working on their glutes, when their arses are just fine to begin with. I want to walk over and tell them, but figure it's best to keep a low profile in that regard.

 

Give me a nicely-proportioned, tight, well-toned bum on a woman any day. That's all I ask for.

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14 minutes ago, Jack the Sipper said:

What is this recent obsession with bubble butts or, as we used to call them, massive fucking arses? Is it something else that Kardashian woman has to answer for? I'm seeing some damn fine women on this thread with, to my mind, grossly disproportionate hips and arses, and I just don't get it. At the gym I gaze longingly at young women who spend whole sessions just working on their glutes, when their arses are just fine to begin with. I want to walk over and tell them, but figure it's best to keep a low profile in that regard.

 

Give me a nicely-proportioned, tight, well-toned bum on a woman any day. That's all I ask for.

 

Nah, do it, be the weak link in the patriarchal chain that finally frees women from the shackles of male created body dysmorphia.

 

You would be a hero.

 

Walk over, slap her on the arse and say something along the lines off 'It's already big enough, sugarlump. You could probably do with shifting a few pounds in truth, maybe hit the treadmill?'

 

Strut off safe in the knowledge she, and her female ilk, have been psychologically unburdened by the expectant, invidious, male gaze.

 

 

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20 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Nah, do it, be the weak link in the patriarchal chain that finally frees women from the shackles of male created body dysmorphia.

 

You would be a hero.

 

Walk over, slap her on the arse and say something along the lines off 'It's already big enough, sugarlump. You could probably do with shifting a few pounds in truth, maybe hit the treadmill?'

 

Strut off safe in the knowledge she, and her female ilk, have been psychologically unburdened by the expectant, invidious, male gaze.

 

 

Bruce knows. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bruce is also banned from every gym in the country. 

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22 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Nah, do it, be the weak link in the patriarchal chain that finally frees women from the shackles of male created body dysmorphia.

 

You would be a hero.

 

Walk over, slap her on the arse and say something along the lines off 'It's already big enough, sugarlump. You could probably do with shifting a few pounds in truth, maybe hit the treadmill?'

 

Strut off safe in the knowledge she, and her female ilk, have been psychologically unburdened by the expectant, invidious, male gaze.

 

 

 

Great idea! Maybe you could tag along and film this historical moment for posterity.

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20 minutes ago, Jack the Sipper said:

 

Great idea! Maybe you could tag along and film this historical moment for posterity.


See you at the Kings Hall soon! 
 

We can do this, brother, we can save the pieces of tail from male oppression and maybe help them shift some of the heft they put on during lockdown.

 

Don't they have any pride in their appearance?

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