Champions League Final - who do you want to win?

[niallers]

As much as I'm delighted that those oil cheating cunts with their fraud of a manager have yet again failed, it fucking gauls me that those other cheating cunts are European champions. It sullies that title given who now occupy it. The ultimate no win situation tonight was

[Dr Nowt]

Don’t fare well against English sides in Europe do they. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Mad lineup from Pep. 

Insane engines on the Chelsea front 3. 

 

 

 

 

[Chocoholic]

 

25 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

My birthday today, unfortunately both couldn't lose but next best thing is the slightly less worse twats winning. 

 

18 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

It was also Noel Gallagher's if that makes it better. 

 

46 minutes ago, Poster said:

As well as @littletedwest it feels like my birthday knowing Noel, the tory twat, had his birthday ruined having to endure that. Don't look back in anger, eh, Noel?

[TheDrowningMan]

 

[Harry Squatter]

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

 

 

Today was gonna be the day, you were gonna win a European Cup

By now you shoulda somehow realised that you’d fuck it up...

[Chocoholic]

5 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Thanks to a Baldy Bungle

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Hahaha, 'kin hell! 

 

 

[Vincent Vega]

36 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

 

13 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Hahaha, 'kin hell! 

 

 

Shit bants 1 and shit bants 2.

[The Midnight Rambler]

City absolutely shit the bed. That last 20 minutes was a combo of Pulis & Fat Sam launching it route one. 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

I was out for a bevvy with my mate earlier and we got talking about this match and I was pissing myself when he said Foden looks like a drag artist who’s had their wig dragged off them.

Boss player but that is absolutely spot on. 

1 hour ago, Ronnie Whelan said:

That one is for Sean Cox you horrible bastards.

No. Fuck all anyone else does is for Sean Cox. What we do is for Sean Cox. I know they sung that song etc but we, us don't and won't ever take any heart-felt solace from anything between city and chelsea. 

[Bjornebye]

20 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Hahaha, 'kin hell! 

 

 

"You here for the match lads?"

 

"No mate, breakfast thread the GF" 

[Bjornebye]

15 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

If they start Sterling I reckon chelsea win. Doubt he will though he’s fucking shit 

Thanks @Razoray for reminding me of this comment of absolute accuracy. Suck on that for accuracy @Code

[Chocoholic]

To be fair, if he can't hit a target that's 24' wide by 8' high, then he can hardly be expected to hit one that's only about 3" in diameter.

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

To be fair, if he can't hit a target that's 24' wide by 8' high, then he can hardly be expected to hit one that's only about 3" in diameter.

Maybe he was pointing to his heart? I know I would be if I'd just won the biggest prize in world football

[Bjornebye]

Noel Gallagher is one of the greatest songwriters of all time. 

 

 

 

The manc tit. 

[Chocoholic]

With respect, to you and to him, if he's aiming to point to his heart, he's missed it by even more!

[manwiththestick]

14 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Noel Gallagher is one of the greatest songwriters of all time. 

 

 

 

The manc tit. 

No he's fucking not.

 

Behave.

[Numero Veinticinco]

12 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

No he's fucking not.

 

Behave.

I actually agree. Noel is a Manc tit.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Noel Gallagher self important twat. I know Pep hahaha!

[Bad Red Bull]

Sky summarising Werner's finishing perfectly:

 

Chelsea created two good early chances on the counter. Both fell to Timo Werner, but he was unable to convert either, first missing his kick in front of goal after being picked out by Havertz's cut back before shitting a low strike straight at Ederson

[Leyton388]

 

[Anubis]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Noel Gallagher is one of the greatest songwriters of all time. 

 

The manc tit. 

We have to talk.

 

And by talk I mean that I’m going to have to apply medieval torture methods.

[Red_or_Dead]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Noel Gallagher is one of the greatest songwriters of all time. 

 

 

 

The manc tit. 

If Noel Gallagher were a football manager he'd be Brian Clough, a couple of big hits then fuck all else and living off past glories whilst spouting shite.