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Succession


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S03E02

 

More verbose tedium, an hour of creeping bullshit where the square root of sweet fuck all happens.

 

Set up like a highbrow play set in an absent daughter's bedroom, the script is preposterous, the set pieces morose, the cast and production crew are surely taking the piss as part of a lavish in joke.

 

Style 9, substance 0.5

 

Some piss poor acting from mumbling, incomprehensible fuck face Kendall, squeaky zero Roman, fleshy but smiley queen of bingo wings Siobhan, Cameron (who always looks like he's wandered onto the set of the wrong tv show by mistake), and miserable gnarly old Logan, who had zero redeeming qualities whatsoever and whom had shown not even the vaguest hint that he could've ran a news kiosk let alone built a global media giant single handedly.

 

And the various other peripheral characters such as Gregg and Tom are so utterly inconsequential as to be entirely irrelevant.

 

Yup, fuck all happens.

 

Fuck all / 10

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2 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

S03E02

 

More verbose tedium, an hour of creeping bullshit where the square root of sweet fuck all happens.

 

Set up like a highbrow play set in an absent daughter's bedroom, the script is preposterous, the set pieces morose, the cast and production crew are surely taking the piss as part of a lavish in joke.

 

Style 9, substance 0.5

 

Some piss poor acting from mumbling, incomprehensible fuck face Kendall, squeaky zero Roman, fleshy but smiley queen of bingo wings Siobhan, Cameron (who always looks like he's wandered onto the set of the wrong tv show by mistake), and miserable gnarly old Logan, who had zero redeeming qualities whatsoever and whom had shown not even the vaguest hint that he could've ran a news kiosk let alone built a global media giant single handedly.

 

And the various other peripheral characters such as Gregg and Tom are so utterly inconsequential as to be entirely irrelevant.

 

Yup, fuck all happens.

 

Fuck all / 10

Hahahahahaha 

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1 hour ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

I wouldn't trust these dumb cunts to run a bath.

 

3 seasons in and Logan STILL can't pick an heir and an hour gone and the idiot sprogs still haven't chosen a fucking doughnut.

 

Crikey.

Struggling here, you don't like it but still watch?

I've just got into and like most HBO stuff, I love it.

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1 hour ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

S03E02

 

More verbose tedium, an hour of creeping bullshit where the square root of sweet fuck all happens.

 

Set up like a highbrow play set in an absent daughter's bedroom, the script is preposterous, the set pieces morose, the cast and production crew are surely taking the piss as part of a lavish in joke.

 

Style 9, substance 0.5

 

Some piss poor acting from mumbling, incomprehensible fuck face Kendall, squeaky zero Roman, fleshy but smiley queen of bingo wings Siobhan, Cameron (who always looks like he's wandered onto the set of the wrong tv show by mistake), and miserable gnarly old Logan, who had zero redeeming qualities whatsoever and whom had shown not even the vaguest hint that he could've ran a news kiosk let alone built a global media giant single handedly.

 

And the various other peripheral characters such as Gregg and Tom are so utterly inconsequential as to be entirely irrelevant.

 

Yup, fuck all happens.

 

Fuck all / 10


You're a fucking disgrace, son.  

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10 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Not for much longer mate.

Ha ha, I gave up on it last night.

Some episodes really good and some bore me shitless. The ranch family sort our shit out episode tipped me over the edge. Done.

Moved onto Mindhunter, promising first episode.

So yea, fuck you Logan.

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3 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

Ha ha, I gave up on it last night.

Some episodes really good and some bore me shitless. The ranch family sort our shit out episode tipped me over the edge. Done.

Moved onto Mindhunter, promising first episode.

So yea, fuck you Logan.

I wouldn't waste your time with Mindhunter either Pete, once you get past the serial killer look-alike novelty, it's very standard fair. Season 2 was completely crap.

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