Euro 2020(21)

[Chocoholic]

I can't recall the last game I saw in which there were only 2 added minutes in total. The ref blew up bang on 45 in the first half. He must've been bored and loathe to prolong the agony.

[m0e]

Was that the same Phillips everyone was wanking about after Croatia?

 

Fucking shite, him

[Strontium]

Group games are like this, England will be better against sides that don't stick 10 men behind the ball.

[J-V]

1 minute ago, johnsusername said:

Scotland the much better team.

 

The ITV commentator somehow still convinced England are the best team the world has ever seen and will easily win the tournament. Prick.

Are you watching some alternative iTV.

[Special K]

Utter turd.

 

The commentator was watching a different game there

[Guest]

Worst England team I've ever seen. I've not watched a whole England match in years. Have they been this bad previous to this match? 

[johnsusername]

Just now, Strontium Dog™ said:

Group games are like this, England will be better against sides that don't stick 10 men behind the ball.

England didn't have a clue what they were doing. 

[Pete]

That was shite. 

[polymerpunkah]

Cagey Southgate, angling to avoid finishing first in the group.

 

 

[magicrat]

1 minute ago, Chocoholic said:

I can't recall the last game I saw in which there were only 2 added minutes in total. The ref blew up bang on 45 in the first half. The ref must've been bored and loathe to prolong the agony.

England robbed by timekeeper shocker.

[SasaS]

A proper classic. I could have watched it all night.

[Pidge]

2 hours ago, El Rojo said:

 

El Rojo: How am I doing, boss?

@Tony Moanero: ???

It's been a shit day, but this made me laugh quite a bit.

[Section_31]

No characters in this side at all, they look like a Christian youth summer camp, bunch of lads all married to birds called Faith or Rebecca who they've been married to since they were 13. Their dads are pastors and their older brothers play bass in the church band. If you invited them to a stag do they'd come but wait outside the strip club while everyone else went in. 

[El Rojo]

Booing again. England were rubbish, but their fans deserve absolutely nothing.
 

Surely at this stage the players are pretty ambivalent on some level about the whole thing and the people who follow them? I’m surprised more of the higher profile ones don’t quit the England set-up. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Good game for a nil-nil, that. 

 

That Declan Rice is an absolute dog of a player. 

[magicrat]

1 minute ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Worst England team I've ever seen. I've not watched a whole England match in years. Have they been this bad previous to this match? 

Tonight was a one of their better ones

[chrisbonnie]

I've seen some shit England teams in my time, but thats one of the worst. They've no balance. Declan rice must only have eyes in the back of his head, because he only seems to pass it backwards. He's terrible, their midfield is woeful. Italy would fucking steamroll them. Your man locatelli would have a field day playing against their centre mids

[manwiththestick]

2 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Group games are like this, England will be better against sides that don't stick 10 men behind the ball.

Team that don't put 10 men behind the ball (not sure that's fair on Scotland)will knock England out.

[polymerpunkah]

England could have used a real captain....

[Pidge]

1 minute ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Worst England team I've ever seen. I've not watched a whole England match in years. Have they been this bad previous to this match? 

Nowhere near.

 

A lot of these players are not at their peaks, a lot made out to be top class, when really they are mainly potential. Unfortunately I don't think the manager will get any better. No real structure or plan for the midfield, and each sub just made it worse.

[J-V]

1 minute ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Good game for a nil-nil, that. 

 

That Declan Rice is an absolute dog of a player. 

He really is.  Struggled to even control the ball.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, magicrat said:

Tonight was a one of their better ones

Promising. 

[dandyman]

2 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Tonight was a one of their better ones

I found it difficult to masturbate to!

[s(k)aturation]

8 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Team that don't put 10 men behind the ball (not sure that's fair on Scotland)will knock England out.

 

No, England will be all over those laissez-aller defences of Germany/Portugal/France et al.

 

It will be carnage.  

 

Sterling can't wait for these pesky group games to be over with.

 

 

[DJLJ]

The midfield and forwards was totally woeful.