Burnley (A) - Wednesday 19th May, 8:15pm

[J-V]

Just now, Elite said:

He looks like he's handed his notice in and can't be arsed.

I've no idea why we keep playing him.

[Iceman]

Oh I'm sorry slagz are we in 4th? 

[Rushies tash]

Boooo!

[Caramac]

[magicrat]

Phillips has done ok playing on his own in the middle of defence 

[Anubis]

The keeper was shite on that Bobby shot, so fucking test him at every opportunity.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, J-V said:

Tyler in tears.

 

I've seen more excitement from someone doing a wet fart.

Yep, the change in the tone of his voice was so fucking obvious. His wife's just text her mum asking her to leave the spare key out. 

[J-V]

Cultured hoof into orbit from Phillips.

[Jordy Brouwer]

I actually fancy some of our attacking talent to do some damage off the bench. 

[J-V]

Just now, Anubis said:

The keeper was shite on that Bobby shot, so fucking test him at every opportunity.

Ox on shoot onsite.

[Anubis]

Just now, magicrat said:

Phillips has done ok playing on his own in the middle of defence 

He’s not talking to Williams though.

[Pidge]

Tyler sounds like he's just checked his crypto wallet.

[Elite]

Just now, johnsusername said:

Tyler and Carragher sound like they're at a funeral when that goal went in.

Carragher must have the equivalent of a barking collar for dogs on, if he shows any positive emotion for our play he gets zapped.

[Iceman]

That was a nice half of who can miss the best and Bobby spoiled it with a goal. 

[NoelM]

Is Pep Lijnders at the game?

[Simbo]

I know it’s a bit late in the day now but surely Ben Davies is better than Williams?

[J-V]

Hopefully the tea lady does the teamtalk or we're fucked.

[stringvest]

25 minutes ago, stringvest said:

Firmino with his general shitness and Robinson with his mindless punts both mashing my swede.  If that's not a cue for a goal and assist I don't know what is.

don't mention it

[Red_or_Dead]

Was going to say we've been poor and especially Bobby!  But we have been poor, but I'll take the same score and performance in the 2nd half.

 

Fuck Tyler and Carra, they must be gutted.

 

 

[Chairman Meow]

Just now, Simbo said:

I know it’s a bit late in the day now but surely Ben Davies is better than Williams?

I'm still not convinced that Davies actually exists. 

[Mark M]

Just now, Simbo said:

I know it’s a bit late in the day now but surely Ben Davies is better than Williams?

Even if he’s injured I’d say he’s a better option. Williams is well out of his depth at this level. 

[clockspeed]

2 minutes ago, Simbo said:

I know it’s a bit late in the day now but surely Ben Davies is better than Williams?

Well if he isnt the championship must be pub league standard 

[dockers_strike]

I dont think Ive ever been so relieved to score since the 94th minute of the last game. WTF!? We've been poo all over the pitch.

 

Thiago seems to think he's got time to do little step overs in front of some 6 foot gammut. Everywhere you look on that pitch, every player bar Alli has been brutal.

 

Young Rhys took a ball tothe head and to be honest, he looks dazed. Letting his man go but then recovering with some last second blocks.

 

Goal aside, Bobby's control has been poor, so too has Mo and Sadio's. Sorry but Wijnaldum is just doing my head in and Fabinho's not helping either.

 

I think Ive turned intoa hysterical fanny!

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Get the fuck in. At last. Now fucking put them to the sword.

 

Carragher thinks Burnley have been the better side. Sky’s little fucking poodle.

I do my own commentary these days. It mostly consists of ‘for fuck’s sake’, ‘you dirty twat’, ‘cunt of a ball’, ‘fucking shoot will ya’ and ‘stealing a living’ but it’s still better than listening to the Sky dirge.

[RedPaul]

Shoot on target and it's in the back of the net, who'd a thought it!?

 

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