CELEBRITY SEX PESTS

[Bjornebye]

30 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Had to laugh at the headline. Talk about stating the obvious.

 

 

 

 

He will end up hosting the new Top of the Pops to promote Gary Glitters comeback 

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Strange defence? I would have thought there's more chance of being a nonce with an Oxford education.

I know solicitors have to defend their clients as best they can but some of the shit they come up with they mustn't be able to say with a straight face. 

 

He probably wasn't in Oxford educated nonces WhatsApp group is what he probably meant. 

[Arniepie]

the flat earthers on twitter are having a field day because david jason has been sacked from an acting job

[Mudface]

45 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

the flat earthers on twitter are having a field day because david jason has been sacked from an acting job

 

Huh? I can only find that he was 'sacked' after a producer overruled him as the choice for Corporal Jones in Dad's Army as he didn't consider him old enough for the role.

[Arniepie]

2 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

Huh? I can only find that he was 'sacked' after a producer overruled him as the choice for Corporal Jones in Dad's Army as he didn't consider him old enough for the role.

yeah but the twitter karens know the "real"reason. 

[Pete]

49 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

the flat earthers on twitter are having a field day because david jason has been sacked from an acting job

40 years ago.  Right?

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

yeah but the twitter karens know the "real"reason. 

 

Ah right, yeah. Of course, the BBC have long been renowned for their quick actions against stars committing sexual abuse etc...

[Arniepie]

2 minutes ago, Pete said:

40 years ago.  Right?

apparently he is a well known nonce

[Pete]

1 minute ago, Arniepie said:

apparently he is a well known nonce

Who is? David Jason, Clive Dunn or someone else? 

 

[Arniepie]

Just now, Pete said:

Who is? David Jason, Clive Dunn or someone else? 

 

david jason

1st ive heard like,

[Bjornebye]

Heard the rumour a few years ago. But because the BBC dare have a few dissenting “left wing” people on have I got news for you they’re all targets because it’s the voice of Labour woke corp or something. 

[Strontium]

There's been rumours flying round about him for years, because he had a mate who was a nonce, and people put 2 and 2 together to get 5.

[Elite]

The David Jason rumours have been doing the rounds for years.

[Elite]

I'm hearing the rumours have been around for years.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

This gobshite is making a lot of noise. Deserves suing into oblivion.

[Pete]

14 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

david jason

1st ive heard like,

Never heard anything like this and find it very difficult to believe. At all.  

[stringvest]

23 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

He is right about the sex pest child stuff. Can’t believe the cunt isn’t doing time. Edward’s that is not Strontz 

 

both to be fair

[Captain Turdseye]

Yeah, the Del Boy stuff has been done on here. Possibly even in this thread. Someone started it with a cryptic clue about hang gliding. 
 

I can’t say any more than that. 

[Strontium]

9 minutes ago, stringvest said:

both to be fair

 

I have to live among other human beings, that is punishment enough for me.

[Megadrive Man]

Anyone heard the David Jason rumours?

[Bjornebye]

On 30/04/2021 at 20:40, Guest said:

Next person to post is a sex pest. 

 

On 30/04/2021 at 20:49, Captain Turdseye said:

Ryan Giggs - Sex Pest

 

 

 

[SasaS]

I always thought he would be perfectly cast as Fritzl.

[Captain Turdseye]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

I’m in a long-term relationship and I’ve got daughters. I don’t have enough sex, nor am I allowed to come across in any way pesty, or it’d completely ruin their opinion of me. I’m not a sex pest. 
 

 

^ Sounds exactly like something a SEX PEST would say ^

 

In fact, it’s eerily similar to what Jermaine Jenas said when he was outed. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’m in a long-term relationship and I’ve got daughters. I don’t have enough sex, nor am I allowed to come across in any way pesty, or it’d completely ruin their opinion of me. I’m not a sex pest. 
 

 

^ Sounds exactly like something a SEX PEST would say ^

 

In fact, it’s eerily similar to what Jermaine Jenas said when he was outed. 

Hahahaha 

[Bjornebye]

24 minutes ago, Strontium said:

 

I have to live among other human beings, that is punishment enough for me.

Hence the AI scrabble master opponent! I get it now!