CELEBRITY SEX PESTS

[Jairzinho]

 

[Lurtz]

1 hour ago, Chip Butty said:

You’re quite right Suzy, astounding they’d chose him.

The BBC need to have a word with themselves- Jenas was an average at best player, a very under average pundit offering little with insight or a smart input, yet he’s next in line, why? Why is he on the one show?
 

Like his punditry, his presentation skills leave a lot to be desired. Bottom line is, the BBC have plummed for that greatest of all traits - looks. You couldn’t get a more shallow appointment than one that is based on how someone looks. A fresh faced, youthful, boy next door, has been snapped up, and to hell with ability and substance. The Beeb are implicit in this fiasco of a story.

 

Employ a women because of her looks rather than her ability and there would be hell to play, here with Jenas, we all just sit there scratching our heads wondering how the chuff he got this gig, well there should be hell to play, in my opinion.

 

 

 

I think the primary qualification for presenting the one show is to be able to carry off wearing a shacket. 

[Section_31]

Why don't they send these things by Snapchat instead, don't they disappear or something? Or from a burner phone. Idiots these kids.

[Anubis]

Richards, Shearer, McMannaman, Cole, Ferdinand, Neville and Carragher. We need to clone their mobiles and send unsolicited dick pics to top female police officers.

 

Clear the decks.

[Section_31]

I like Shearer tbh. He's my favourite non reds player. Can't help it.

[Bjornebye]

Joe Cole is alright and all 

[stringvest]

23 hours ago, Pete said:

When an animal that can lick its own balls looks at you in a disappointed way, you know you fucked up. 

let’s be honest, if men could lick their own balls, the population of the UK would be about 10,000. 

[Section_31]

21 minutes ago, stringvest said:

let’s be honest, if men could lick their own balls, the population of the UK would be about 10,000. 

 

This is why I believe in intelligent design, if your dick was where your thumb is men everywhere would be sat at home pulling a Linus Van Pelt, there'd be no war and birds would be moaning about buying their own drinks.

[redinblack]

25 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

This is why I believe in intelligent design, if your dick was where your thumb is men everywhere would be sat at home pulling a Linus Van Pelt, there'd be no war and birds would be moaning about buying their own drinks.

"If guys could suck their own cocks, you ladies would be sat next to empty seats.......looking at an empty stage......."

[Special K]

20 minutes ago, redinblack said:

"If guys could suck their own cocks, you ladies would be sat next to empty seats.......looking at an empty stage......."

The exact quote I was thinking of!!!

[Dave D]

4 hours ago, Anubis said:

Richards, Shearer, McMannaman, Cole, Ferdinand, Neville and Carragher. We need to clone their mobiles and send unsolicited dick pics to top female police officers.

 

Clear the decks.

Carragher successfully rode out gobbing at people from his car- nuts really. 
 

[Dave D]

In fairness to Jenas he has actually managed to incrementally increase his fame from footballer to tv personality to sex pest.

 

Got a good agent 

[skend04]

Neil Gaiman looks to be a bit of a naughty boy. His alleged antics might well have taken down several shows with him to boot.

[Remmie]

15 minutes ago, skend04 said:

Neil Gaiman looks to be a bit of a naughty boy. His alleged antics might well have taken down several shows with him to boot.

Are you suggesting Gaiman by name...

[johnsusername]

The fuck is wrong with these men (and it's always men). 

[Anubis]

Fuck you Gaiman. You were one of my favourite writers.

[Fugitive]

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

19 hours ago, johnsusername said:

The fuck is wrong with these men (and it's always men). 

Groping or full on sexual assault or misuse of power? All bad of course.

[manwiththestick]

19 hours ago, johnsusername said:

The fuck is wrong with these men (and it's always men). 

Probably not always men but they're the only ones that tend to get reported.

 

I reckon there's plenty of females acting inappropriately in the showbiz industry but somehow goes unnoticed.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

Probably not always men but they're the only ones that tend to get reported.

 

I reckon there's plenty of females acting inappropriately in the showbiz industry but somehow goes unnoticed.

Probably get away with it because they are fit. And it saves men paying for that type of thing.

[Trumo]

On 25/08/2024 at 12:55, Section_31 said:

 

...there'd be no war and birds would be moaning about buying their own drinks.

 

Oh there'd be war then.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 25/08/2024 at 12:24, Bjornebye said:

Joe Cole is alright and all 

I thought he meant Ashley.

 

I wouldn't touch his phone.

[Leyton388]

Another bbc nonce let off scott free

[Engineman Hicks]

On 14/09/2024 at 22:16, johnsusername said:

The fuck is wrong with these men (and it's always men). 

You do wonder why don’t they just have a wank ? Risking their whole carears, family just for sex. It seems mad to me but some men are slaves to their dicks. 

[Creator Supreme]

27 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

Another bbc nonce let off scott free

He's very lucky to get off that lightly.