CELEBRITY SEX PESTS

[lifetime fan]

50 minutes ago, Elite said:

We've all been there.

That’s far too close to the truth to be funny. 

[Strontium]

Well it can't be noncing, because if it was, he'd have been suspended on full pay, not sacked.

[littletedwest]

53 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

That’s far too close to the truth to be funny. 

I once joked to a bird who I took on. " Yeah the first person I interviewed was clever and experienced. You had massive tits though so I gave you the job".

 

[lifetime fan]

24 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

I once joked to a bird who I took on. " Yeah the first person I interviewed was clever and experienced. You had massive tits though so I gave you the job".

 

I’m ashamed to admit some of the stuff I got up to 25 years ago working on nights in a mental health hospital with loads of fit female staff. 

[Toxteth O'Grady]

24 minutes ago, littletedwest said:

I once joked to a bird who I took on. " Yeah the first person I interviewed was clever and experienced. You had massive tits though so I gave you the job".

 

You say that these days?

 

[lifetime fan]

I’ll grass a mate up though who was trying to fuck Carly the night I’d pulled her.
 

We all went back to hers for an after party and when she and I decided to go upstairs and shag, Will came out into the hallway and stood at the bottom of the stairs bollock naked, swinging his cock at her like a helicopter shouting look at what you could have won! 

[lifetime fan]

That story was told several times at her wake. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

17 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

I’m ashamed to admit some of the stuff I got up to 25 years ago working on nights in a mental health hospital with loads of fit female staff. 

Jimmy Saville here.

[Mook]

2 hours ago, Megadrive Man said:

Weird because he always seemed like such a normal lad. 

 

 

 

Just when I thought I couldn't hate him anymore, I find out he owns one of those child mauling dogs.

 

What a cunt.

[Curly]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

We've all been there.

Mate, I’ve apologised for those texts. Just leave it now, alright?

[Curly]

23 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

I’m ashamed to admit some of the stuff I got up to 25 years ago working on nights in a mental health hospital with loads of fit female staff. 

Thanks fuck you referenced colleagues in that post

[lifetime fan]

2 minutes ago, Curly said:

Thanks fuck you referenced colleagues in that post

Nah, we had a work hard party hard culture but we were always on fucking point when it came to patients. 
 

Hence panorama. 

[Curly]

2 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Nah, we had a work hard party hard culture but we were always on fucking point when it came to patients. 
 

Hence panorama. 

I’m only messing mate. Very apparent you’re on it with work from your posts on here

[Anubis]

 

[Fugitive]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

I’ll grass a mate up though who was trying to fuck Carly the night I’d pulled her.
 

We all went back to hers for an after party and when she and I decided to go upstairs and shag, Will came out into the hallway and stood at the bottom of the stairs bollock naked, swinging his cock at her like a helicopter shouting look at what you could have won! 

Will… Carly… this sounds like an episode of the inbetweeners.

[Anubis]

[Chocoholic]

A Bloo posted this!

[Kevin D]

2 hours ago, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

Very good.

[Creator Supreme]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

 

Given ally status by a company that employs slave labour (allegedly), very nice.

[Strontium]

I never wholly trusted Jermaine Jenas after he was so insistent at the start of his career that his name rhymed with penis when everyone thought it rhymed with menace, like a reverse Hyacinth Bouquet,

[Curly]

He’s been hammered by his colleague on talksport there tonight. Can’t imagine this was pre-planned!

 

http://twitter.com/chrisdotlatchem/status/1826700783896986014

Edit - Fuck knows how to embed on here

[Curly]

On this though, what is an unsolicited text in these instances? You’d imagine they’d been messaging leading up to whatever he’s sent - can’t imagine he’s gone straight in with the dick pic. 
 

Im pretty sure that even messaging someone who doesn’t know the person had their number as they got it off their mate or whatever. Is that out of order now? I suppose if you’d done it that way and lead with the dick pic and captioned it “guess who!” that would be off kilter like.

[Shitty Arse]

Can’t stand the cunt. Glad he’s been sacked. Being paid £200, 000 a year to air his views on football when he is a complete no mark in terms of what he achieved in the game. 

[Shitty Arse]

2 minutes ago, Curly said:

On this though, what is an unsolicited text in these instances? You’d imagine they’d been messaging leading up to whatever he’s sent - can’t imagine he’s gone straight in with the dick pic. 
 

Im pretty sure that even messaging someone who doesn’t know the person had their number as they got it off their mate or whatever. Is that out of order now? I suppose if you’d done it that way and lead with the dick pic and captioned it “guess who!” that would be off kilter like.

You seem to have put a lot of thought into that!