CELEBRITY SEX PESTS

[A Red]

Its not that good a story but I'll tell it anyway. In the mid to late 80's as a young lad I would spend my bus money on booze and hitch hike home from Malvern, where I grew up and where my mates were, to Worcester where we had moved to.

 

The one night I got picked up by this bloke and young teenage girl who were in an old battered van with a continuous bench front seat. I was sat next to the girl who, when we had been travelling about 5 minutes, I noticed her being nudged by the bloke driving and she then proceeded to put her hand on my crotch. I was a tad uncomfortable with this but obviously as a young lad, had no control over stirrings. Anyway we came to a halt at Lower Wick roundabout (for those that know the area) and I grabbed the door handle, jumped out and legged it.

 

When it all came out about the Wests it was revealed he used to come up to Malvern and Worcester with Rose, looking for victims. I knew the bloke was Fred but the girl certainly wasnt Rose.  Anyway, when I then read the book it told of how Fred used to also take his daughter out with him to look for young lads who he would then encourage to shag her in the back of his van whilst he would watch and wank off.

 

I can picture him to this day and am 100% sure it was Fred and his daughter.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, A Red said:

Its not that good a story but I'll tell it anyway. In the mid to late 80's as a young lad I would spend my bus money on booze and hitch hike home from Malvern, where I grew up and where my mates were, to Worcester where we had moved to.

 

The one night I got picked up by this bloke and young teenage girl who were in an old battered van with a continuous bench front seat. I was sat next to the girl who, when we had been travelling about 5 minutes, I noticed her being nudged by the bloke driving and she then proceeded to put her hand on my crotch. I was a tad uncomfortable with this but obviously as a young lad, had no control over stirrings. Anyway we came to a halt at Lower Wick roundabout (for those that know the area) and I grabbed the door handle, jumped out and legged it.

 

When it all came out about the Wests it was revealed he used to come up to Malvern and Worcester with Rose, looking for victims. I knew the bloke was Fred but the girl certainly wasnt Rose.  Anyway, when I then read the book it told of how Fred used to also take his daughter out with him to look for young lads who he would then encourage to shag her in the back of his van whilst he would watch and wank off.

 

I can picture him to this day and am 100% sure it was Fred and his daughter.

 

Creepy, disgusting, sorded and vile but nevertheless thats a fucking story! 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Fucking hell!

[Remmie]

Congratulations, you have won the internet

[Mudface]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

I think I'd rather be sexually abused by Bob Dylan than have to listen to him sing.

He might start crooning while he's diddling, the vicious bastard.

[KMD7]

Fucking hell! That's some story.

 

I know his oldest daughter Heather was allegedly murdered by Rose herself although they both got done for it from what I remember.  Poor girl

[Captain Turdseye]

38 minutes ago, A Red said:

Its not that good a story but I'll tell it anyway. In the mid to late 80's as a young lad I would spend my bus money on booze and hitch hike home from Malvern, where I grew up and where my mates were, to Worcester where we had moved to.

 

The one night I got picked up by this bloke and young teenage girl who were in an old battered van with a continuous bench front seat. I was sat next to the girl who, when we had been travelling about 5 minutes, I noticed her being nudged by the bloke driving and she then proceeded to put her hand on my crotch. I was a tad uncomfortable with this but obviously as a young lad, had no control over stirrings. Anyway we came to a halt at Lower Wick roundabout (for those that know the area) and I grabbed the door handle, jumped out and legged it.

 

When it all came out about the Wests it was revealed he used to come up to Malvern and Worcester with Rose, looking for victims. I knew the bloke was Fred but the girl certainly wasnt Rose.  Anyway, when I then read the book it told of how Fred used to also take his daughter out with him to look for young lads who he would then encourage to shag her in the back of his van whilst he would watch and wank off.

 

I can picture him to this day and am 100% sure it was Fred and his daughter.

 

Was the daughter fit?

 

You should have gone for it, you fucking prude. Imagine how much better your story would be then. 

[Remmie]

42 minutes ago, A Red said:

Its not that good a story but I'll tell it anyway. In the mid to late 80's as a young lad I would spend my bus money on booze and hitch hike home from Malvern, where I grew up and where my mates were, to Worcester where we had moved to.

 

The one night I got picked up by this bloke and young teenage girl who were in an old battered van with a continuous bench front seat. I was sat next to the girl who, when we had been travelling about 5 minutes, I noticed her being nudged by the bloke driving and she then proceeded to put her hand on my crotch. I was a tad uncomfortable with this but obviously as a young lad, had no control over stirrings. Anyway we came to a halt at Lower Wick roundabout (for those that know the area) and I grabbed the door handle, jumped out and legged it.

 

When it all came out about the Wests it was revealed he used to come up to Malvern and Worcester with Rose, looking for victims. I knew the bloke was Fred but the girl certainly wasnt Rose.  Anyway, when I then read the book it told of how Fred used to also take his daughter out with him to look for young lads who he would then encourage to shag her in the back of his van whilst he would watch and wank off.

 

I can picture him to this day and am 100% sure it was Fred and his daughter.

Can't wait for the good stories if this isn't one. Amazing. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

1 hour ago, A Red said:

Its not that good a story but I'll tell it anyway. In the mid to late 80's as a young lad I would spend my bus money on booze and hitch hike home from Malvern, where I grew up and where my mates were, to Worcester where we had moved to.

 

The one night I got picked up by this bloke and young teenage girl who were in an old battered van with a continuous bench front seat. I was sat next to the girl who, when we had been travelling about 5 minutes, I noticed her being nudged by the bloke driving and she then proceeded to put her hand on my crotch. I was a tad uncomfortable with this but obviously as a young lad, had no control over stirrings. Anyway we came to a halt at Lower Wick roundabout (for those that know the area) and I grabbed the door handle, jumped out and legged it.

 

When it all came out about the Wests it was revealed he used to come up to Malvern and Worcester with Rose, looking for victims. I knew the bloke was Fred but the girl certainly wasnt Rose.  Anyway, when I then read the book it told of how Fred used to also take his daughter out with him to look for young lads who he would then encourage to shag her in the back of his van whilst he would watch and wank off.

 

I can picture him to this day and am 100% sure it was Fred and his daughter.

Negged for not shagging the daughter whilst he wanked off. So close to having the most amazing story on the Internet.  So close. 

[Leyton388]

2 hours ago, A Red said:

Its not that good a story but I'll tell it anyway. In the mid to late 80's as a young lad I would spend my bus money on booze and hitch hike home from Malvern, where I grew up and where my mates were, to Worcester where we had moved to.

 

The one night I got picked up by this bloke and young teenage girl who were in an old battered van with a continuous bench front seat. I was sat next to the girl who, when we had been travelling about 5 minutes, I noticed her being nudged by the bloke driving and she then proceeded to put her hand on my crotch. I was a tad uncomfortable with this but obviously as a young lad, had no control over stirrings. Anyway we came to a halt at Lower Wick roundabout (for those that know the area) and I grabbed the door handle, jumped out and legged it.

 

When it all came out about the Wests it was revealed he used to come up to Malvern and Worcester with Rose, looking for victims. I knew the bloke was Fred but the girl certainly wasnt Rose.  Anyway, when I then read the book it told of how Fred used to also take his daughter out with him to look for young lads who he would then encourage to shag her in the back of his van whilst he would watch and wank off.

 

I can picture him to this day and am 100% sure it was Fred and his daughter.

Was she fit? 

[Elite]

Change your username to Ared West.

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

A woman is claiming he groomed her and abused her in 1965 when she was 12.

I cant even remember the last time I had a chippy tea and I wasnt born until 1966. I hope my memory improves if I get to 68.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, KMD7 said:

Fucking hell! That's some story.

 

I know his oldest daughter Heather was allegedly murdered by Rose herself although they both got done for it from what I remember.  Poor girl

I hope it wasnt because she let some random lad escape from their van in the 80s?

[YorkshireRed]

3 hours ago, A Red said:

Its not that good a story but I'll tell it anyway. In the mid to late 80's as a young lad I would spend my bus money on booze and hitch hike home from Malvern, where I grew up and where my mates were, to Worcester where we had moved to.

 

The one night I got picked up by this bloke and young teenage girl who were in an old battered van with a continuous bench front seat. I was sat next to the girl who, when we had been travelling about 5 minutes, I noticed her being nudged by the bloke driving and she then proceeded to put her hand on my crotch. I was a tad uncomfortable with this but obviously as a young lad, had no control over stirrings. Anyway we came to a halt at Lower Wick roundabout (for those that know the area) and I grabbed the door handle, jumped out and legged it.

 

When it all came out about the Wests it was revealed he used to come up to Malvern and Worcester with Rose, looking for victims. I knew the bloke was Fred but the girl certainly wasnt Rose.  Anyway, when I then read the book it told of how Fred used to also take his daughter out with him to look for young lads who he would then encourage to shag her in the back of his van whilst he would watch and wank off.

 

I can picture him to this day and am 100% sure it was Fred and his daughter.

That’s the best ‘not very good’ story I’ve read in a while. 
 

I’ve reflected and I’m almost certain I would have shagged the daughter and then been murdered.

 

You were clearly a better decision maker than I was in the mid to late 80’s or now…

[TheBitch]

5 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

My cousin actually did go on Jim'll Fix It. I remember the photo of her wearing her badge was always very prominently displayed in my uncle's house. I suspect it isn't there now.

Why not, mate?

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Why not, mate?

Probably felt rejected he hadn't really fixed it for her.

[TheBitch]

Just read A Red’s wonderful story. 
 

God love the GF. 

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Just read A Red’s wonderful story. 
 

God love the GF. 

Can't believe he's only just posted it. It's the greatest story ever told on this forum.

[dandyman]

3 hours ago, A Red said:

Its not that good a story but I'll tell it anyway. In the mid to late 80's as a young lad I would spend my bus money on booze and hitch hike home from Malvern, where I grew up and where my mates were, to Worcester where we had moved to.

 

The one night I got picked up by this bloke and young teenage girl who were in an old battered van with a continuous bench front seat. I was sat next to the girl who, when we had been travelling about 5 minutes, I noticed her being nudged by the bloke driving and she then proceeded to put her hand on my crotch. I was a tad uncomfortable with this but obviously as a young lad, had no control over stirrings. Anyway we came to a halt at Lower Wick roundabout (for those that know the area) and I grabbed the door handle, jumped out and legged it.

 

When it all came out about the Wests it was revealed he used to come up to Malvern and Worcester with Rose, looking for victims. I knew the bloke was Fred but the girl certainly wasnt Rose.  Anyway, when I then read the book it told of how Fred used to also take his daughter out with him to look for young lads who he would then encourage to shag her in the back of his van whilst he would watch and wank off.

 

I can picture him to this day and am 100% sure it was Fred and his daughter.

As reveals go, this is up there with SimonLFCGreen’s days

[Babb'sBurstNad]

If I had that story in my locker it'd be the first thing I'd tell anybody.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Elite said:

Can't believe he's only just posted it. It's the greatest story ever told on this forum.

Yep. I guess if you were to take some of Simons stories as they unravelled and put them together (My two favourites were the charity cycle and Brechin, I couldn't breath for days when they were live) then it might have some competition but as a single post nothing comes close. 

[Remmie]

14 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Just read A Red’s wonderful story. 
 

God love the GF. 

 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Babb'sBurstNad said:

If I had that story in my locker it'd be the first thing I'd tell anybody.

Who was it on here who said they met Kate & Gerry McCann on holiday once and the first thing gerry said was "I'm gerry, you might recognise me my daughter got kidnapped" ???? 

[A Red]

I'm pleased so many have enjoyed reading it but genuinely surprised. Nothing happened, he didnt say anything to me other than give me a funny look and soon after I fucked off out the car and up the road double quick with an erection. I do seem to remember that his (I now know) daughter wasn't unattractive.

 

When I heard about Fred and saw him on the news I knew immediately it was him that had given me the lift and for ages had cold sweats about it thinking i'd had a close shave. When I read the book about it all it was clear Fred was a coward and was scared of confrontation with other blokes and, luckily for me, dippy lads.

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

13 minutes ago, Elite said:

Can't believe he's only just posted it. It's the greatest story ever told on this forum.

Just look at the list of people that have repped it. It’s basically all the best players on the GF, plus Yorkshire Red.