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Their faces, not their fannies, legs or armpits. Im seeing loads of adverts on these minor sky channels for what looks like a single Philishave aimed at women to 'remove fascial hair'! What next, a fucking bic and shaving foam for women?! All seems a bit perverse to me, dont they know they'll get 5 o clock shadow and give their men snogger's rash?

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It's called 'facial planing' and it's all the rage!

 

Even the stars of yesteryear did it*

 

Sadly women have been sold another way to make themseleves feel insecure, their 'planes' are about 3/4 times what a mans razor is.

 

When the dust settles on humanity we're going to look back at how we psychologically tortured women for profit as something of a mark against our species I expect...

 

*This is a marketing fabrication.

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It horrifies me this stuff, it'll become trendy next I bet, Billy Eillish and all those other wankers will start growing sideburns, but there's some cultural norms I never want to see the back of, there must be a reason it horrifies you as a man - your brain knows why, even if you don't. 

 

My mum used to talk to some woman who worked in the Red Cross shop in Speke and she had a full blown Burt Reynolds tash,  there's just no excuse for it unless it grows back instantly as soon as you shave it like the Terminator. 

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When I caught an ex of mine getting rid of her tash I nearly fucking puked. Never did look at her the same way after that and the relationship fizzled out. Her loss, clearly. 

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1 minute ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

When I caught an ex of mine getting rid of her tash I nearly fucking puked. Never did look at her the same way after that and the relationship fizzled out. Her loss, clearly. 

Nice of you to keep her as your avatar 

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35 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I've only just discovered Billie Eilish is actually a woman!

Did you just assume their gender?

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