Women shaving!

[dockers_strike]

Their faces, not their fannies, legs or armpits. Im seeing loads of adverts on these minor sky channels for what looks like a single Philishave aimed at women to 'remove fascial hair'! What next, a fucking bic and shaving foam for women?! All seems a bit perverse to me, dont they know they'll get 5 o clock shadow and give their men snogger's rash?

[Stickman]

Been going on for years mate

 

 

 

[halewood pete]

Ridiculous concept 

[Trumo]

That's gonna need 12 bottles of bleach.

[Bruce Spanner]

It's called 'facial planing' and it's all the rage!

 

Even the stars of yesteryear did it*

 

Sadly women have been sold another way to make themseleves feel insecure, their 'planes' are about 3/4 times what a mans razor is.

 

When the dust settles on humanity we're going to look back at how we psychologically tortured women for profit as something of a mark against our species I expect...

 

*This is a marketing fabrication.

[Mook]

Cindy Crawford though, fucking Hell.

[Section_31]

It horrifies me this stuff, it'll become trendy next I bet, Billy Eillish and all those other wankers will start growing sideburns, but there's some cultural norms I never want to see the back of, there must be a reason it horrifies you as a man - your brain knows why, even if you don't. 

 

My mum used to talk to some woman who worked in the Red Cross shop in Speke and she had a full blown Burt Reynolds tash,  there's just no excuse for it unless it grows back instantly as soon as you shave it like the Terminator. 

[Bjornebye]

Would

 

 

 

 

 

[ZonkoVille77]

When I caught an ex of mine getting rid of her tash I nearly fucking puked. Never did look at her the same way after that and the relationship fizzled out. Her loss, clearly. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

When I caught an ex of mine getting rid of her tash I nearly fucking puked. Never did look at her the same way after that and the relationship fizzled out. Her loss, clearly. 

Nice of you to keep her as your avatar 

[VladimirIlyich]

I've only just discovered Billie Eilish is actually a woman!

[Davelfc]

35 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I've only just discovered Billie Eilish is actually a woman!

Did you just assume their gender?

[sir roger]

I know nothing of her music but I approve of the fact that Billie Eilish apparently doesn't assume she has to lose weight and do videos in her knickers.

[VladimirIlyich]

6 hours ago, Poster said:

Did you just assume their gender?

I have no fuckin idea what or who any cunt is these days. 

[chrisbonnie]

Please don't tell me women actually shane their faces? 

 

I'm still getting to grips that they have to shave their snatch to make it look like they do in the pornos....... 

[Elite]

I'd take a hairy fanny over a hairy face any day.

[VladimirIlyich]

4 minutes ago, Elite said:

I'd take a hairy fanny over a hairy face any day.

Stig will be upset with you now.

[chrisbonnie]

4 minutes ago, Elite said:

I'd take a hairy fanny over a hairy face any day.

But the problem is, if its both a hairy fanny AND a hairy face. 

 

Fuck that! 

[General Dryness]

5 minutes ago, Elite said:

I'd take a hairy fanny over a hairy face any day.

Ooh, get mr choosy here. You'll get what you're given and be grateful.