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[TheHowieLama]

The guy from Barca, Bayern and City:

 

'It's not sport if success is guaranteed' says Pep Guardiola

[El Rojo]

Just now, Freddo said:

Atletico and Barcelona out

Do we get a trophy if we’re the last team in it? 

[Elite]

Just now, TheHowieLama said:

The guy from Barca, Bayern and City:

 

'It's not sport if success is guaranteed' says Pep Guardiola

Fucking hell.

 

Is he taking the piss?

[Gnasher]

1 hour ago, Jack the Sipper said:

I'm hearing that Dyer has been hired to front the ESL highlights show.

In fairness to Dyer he's left his football hooligan image behind him and after finding out he's remotely related to royalty has reinvented himself as one of Britain's most celebrated historian's.

 

Dyer recently discovered some of his ancestors actully came from mainland Europe so has wrote a book about it called  'My fam, bad boys of Europe'  I'm reading it now, chapter 1 Ceazer; he writes   'now me ol uncle Ceazer could be a very very naughty geezer'   before describing in detail how Ceazer went through Europe 'like a fuukkingg rasshh'  Good book.

[Freddo]

Just now, El Rojo said:

Do we get a trophy if we’re the last team in it? 

I'd like to think so. At least a few quid to pay the penalty fees. 

[waddy78]

5 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Ulrikkkkkaaaa.

[clangers]

Just now, El Rojo said:

Do we get a trophy if we’re the last team in it? 

That's just what I was thinking, real opportunity to be the inaugural winner of the ESL if we hang in there.

[Lee909]

 

 

[mattyq]

2 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Chelsea and City just "saved" football. Congrats everybody. That's how low the sport is. 

Just shows the quality of this ill thought out and malicious misadventure. The sheer stupidity and brazen disregard displayed by our owners and their fellow conspirators is staggering

[Denny Crane]

This wouldn't have happened under Ian Ayres watch. 

[Captain Howdy]

7 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I think we can safely say were going to be the main whipping boy for all this shite.

Did you honestly expect anything else? We would still have been the whipping boys if we were the first to pull out. We are fucking detested throughout the whole country.

[Bruce Spanner]

8 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I might just get a cactus.

 

I bought a really nice plant from here the other week, they have loads of cacti.

 

Have a look for ideas...

 

https://www.conservatoryarchives.co.uk/online-store-cacti-and-succulents

[Scott_M]

Atletico out now.

 

Apparently Barca are out as well. 
 

I hope we’re last to leave, I want to see us win this knockout tournament. 

[aws]

Looks like City and Chelsea will get the plaudits for "saving" the competition they wrecked in the first place. 

[Lee909]

4 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

They'd probably couch it in bringing the game into disrepute terms. I'd agree that it'd likely be challenged (if it happens). But, I reckon you'll see prominent figures calling for some sort of action in the likely event that the ESL stuff all collapses. 

Won't happen

They'll just bring up no punishments when the Premier League left the efl 

[Strontium]

24 minutes ago, Baltar said:

Good on Chelsea but why the fuck did they agree to join in the first place, only to withdraw 5 minutes later? It would have been a far more powerful statement to have rejected this in the first place.

 

Shithouses. I wouldn't be surprised if this was planned all along, given the whole point of Super League is to help clubs compete with oligarch and despot-funded outfits like theirs.

[J-V]

Next time (there will be one) pick teams that don’t shit themselves within 3 days of the announcement.

[RedKnight]

Well this is over. Embarrassing cunts didn't have a plan at all. Billion pound companies behaving like cunts.

[KMD7]

What a fucking shitshow. 

[aws]

On the plus side, the forum traffic can't have been as busy for a while. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

10 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I might just get a cactus.

I got a little, round one a few weeks back. It's great. Got a money plant to keep it company too. Aren't plants brillllllliant! 

[Gnasher]

3 minutes ago, Denny Crane said:

This wouldn't have happened under Ian Ayres watch. 

Yeah. Get the fuckinv Harley out Ian. 

[TheDrowningMan]

Laughable.

 

Bigger picture though, looks like we’re going to need an oil state to buy us to remain competitive going forward. Time to roll out the red carpet for Saudi Arabia, I’m sure the Tories will be perfectly willing to give them a ‘heads’ up’.

[m0e]

Ratboy called it. He said they were all bottle jobs and that they'd pull out if the pressure intensified.

[waddy78]

Get out reds FFS, BBC are breaking news now that the 12 are in meetings now to disband the ESL