Golf thread / my new project

[dave u]

It's boss, especially at the price. It doesn't give you as much information as the top of the range ones like a GC Quad (which costs 20k) but the numbers it does give are really accurate, within 2% of the high end models.

 

And the instant video with everything overlayed is class.

[Captain Turdseye]

[Captain Turdseye]

Trainer with a fucking unreal putt on the 11th, Scheffler bogeying the 10th. 
 

The 1500/1 shot has the solo lead. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Aaaaaand, he’s fucked it. Bogey, bogey. 

[Bruce Spanner]

Started playing golf a few months back, it's shit, I hate it.

[Captain Turdseye]

Kokrak birdies three in a row. Out in front. All the money on the exchange has piled on him as if this tournament is over. 
 

Twats. 

[dave u]

Scheffler is a fucking bum.

[dave u]

I hate him, the fucking loser. Absolute state of that chip then, didn't even reach the green. Absolute bottle job, no wonder the cunt has never won.

 

3 bogeys in his last 5 holes after taking the lead. Absolute choker.

[dave u]

Makes it even worse if Kokrak wins. The big fat Saudi enabling prick.

[Captain Turdseye]

I could have cashed out for £55 at the turn. 
 

I take it you’re gonna stop tipping him then Dave?

[dave u]

I'm not backing him anymore, even though its only a matter of time before he wins. 

 

Last week he fell away but wouldn't have beaten Hovland anyway so it wasn't that bad. This week though, it was there for the taking and he fucking bottled it. There may be mental scars after this one.

[sir roger]

35 minutes ago, dave u said:

 There may be mental scars after this one.

Never mind you and the Captain , what about poor Scottie

[dave u]

2 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Never mind you and the Captain , what about poor Scottie

I'm used to it. Had so many of them this year, mostly courtesy of Cam Smith.

[sir roger]

Just now, dave u said:

I'm used to it. Had so many of them this year, mostly courtesy of Cam Smith.

Join the gang , if you ever need a sporting outcome quashed  just give me money to bet on it.

[dave u]

Just now, sir roger said:

Join the gang , if you ever need a sporting outcome quashed  just give me money to bet on it.

 

I've been in the hunt so many time this year there's bound to be some of these near misses. Had five or six wins too though and my initial £20 deposit is currently around £265 or something now. Lost about £25 these last two weeks though. Fucking Scheffler, the tit.

[Chip Butty]

2 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Started playing golf a few months back, it's shit, I hate it.

Give it time mate. Stick with it, give it a couple more years, then you’ll know what hate is all about. 

[dave u]

Still annoyed about this.

[CapeRed]

Just watched a utube video of every shot in the Open shootout between Hendrik and Phil. Incredible golf.

[Captain Turdseye]

On 15/11/2021 at 13:05, dave u said:

Still annoyed about this.

I was posting gifs and everything, having one fella leading and another T2. If you’ve read any of my betting woes on the FF you’d have cashed out straight away. 
 

Wolff was so shit that he got a hole in one without it getting him back amongst the top fellas. 

[dave u]

22 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I was posting gifs and everything, having one fella leading and another T2. If you’ve read any of my betting woes on the FF you’d have cashed out straight away. 
 

Wolff was so shit that he got a hole in one without it getting him back amongst the top fellas. 

 

Wolff is proper streaky. Seems like his standard tournament these days is 63, 72, 64, 73.

 

I haven't bet this week as I fancied Rory to win but the price wasn't worth it.

[Captain Turdseye]

I’m fond of the Hero World Challenge. It’s one of the tournaments I like watching on the Sunday if I get the chance. Filled with jealousy though, when you look at the surroundings and it’s freezing and pissing down in Britain. Top golfers don’t half have a good life. 
 

I put the change in my Paddy account on Code’s boy at 12/1 before it started. 
 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Bryson shot 64 today even with a double bogey towards the end. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Morikawa setting a blistering pace. Hovland is doing well to stay in touch to be fair. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Morikawa +5 for the day and the Norwegian kid in a share of the lead. 
 

Eek. 

[Code]

Looking good so far, set up for an eagle put now on the 11th.