Golf thread / my new project

[Captain Turdseye]

16 minutes ago, dave u said:

Americans were awarded the hole.

 

And they won by one hole, so it decided the match.

Wow. What a joke. 

[CapeRed]

16 hours ago, dave u said:

Americans were awarded the hole.

 

And they won by one hole, so it decided the match.

Shocking call that, I guess right by tbe letter of the law but just so wrong and unnecessay. The person who made tbe call is probably tbe street cunt.

[Captain Turdseye]

They’re going off much earlier today than yesterday. Rahm and Cantlay starting at 6:55

[3 Stacks]

Watching Solheim. It's amazing how convoluted and shit the final PGA Tour event is. Couldn't give a rats ass who the next multi millionaire is that will be 15 million dollars richer.

[Captain Turdseye]

Fuck you Stacksy. These last two days have been a great ding-dong between Rahm & Cantlay. Should be even better today with the added tension. 

[3 Stacks]

6 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Fuck you Stacksy. These last two days have been a great ding-dong between Rahm & Cantlay. Should be even better today with the added tension. 

There's just no glory or excitement in the FedEx Cup, Turdsy. It's a damn shame.

[Captain Turdseye]

7 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

There's just no glory or excitement in the FedEx Cup, Turdsy. It's a damn shame.

[3 Stacks]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

The exception. That was admittedly awesome but it had little to do with the actual tournament. It was that it was Tiger's first win in years.

[Bjornebye]

18 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

This prick is insinuating it was on purpose. 
 

 

 

I know people don’t like him, but come on! They’ve apparently got the person who took his ball on camera. 

He definitely did it on purpose. Even if he didn't, he did. I mean look at his fucking hat 

[Captain Turdseye]

Need Cantlay to fuck up so there’s a bit of drama in the last few holes. I haven’t spent four days watching this just to see someone waltz home. 

[Captain Turdseye]

That’s more like it. One shot in it at the turn. Come on Jon. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Spawny, spawny bastard. Could easily have gone in the water on the par 3 there. 

[JohnnyH]

Leona Maguire is the greatest golfer to ever play the game, ever. 

[JohnnyH]

By the way, if you’re watching the Tour Championship over the Solheim Cup then you babe chosen badly. The Solheim is unbelievably exciting with sensational golf. Every shot is life or death. Match play at its very best. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Drama at the 17th. Just the way I like it. 
 

Par 5 to finish too. 

[3 Stacks]

I've switched it over because Cantlay is pooing himself.

[Captain Turdseye]

11 minutes ago, JohnnyH said:

By the way, if you’re watching the Tour Championship over the Solheim Cup then you babe chosen badly. The Solheim is unbelievably exciting with sensational golf. Every shot is life or death. Match play at its very best. 

I don’t know any women golfers. Not invested in it one bit. Wouldn’t all the drama be on the final day anyway? Hardly life or death. 

[3 Stacks]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I don’t know any women golfers. Not invested in it one bit. Wouldn’t all the drama be on the final day anyway? Hardly life or death. 

Go cheer on your country woman Charley Hull, mate. She is fiiiiine as well.

[3 Stacks]

Cantlay has in fact not pooed himself. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Fuckin’…. Fuckin’…. BOOOO

 

Every time he missed the fairway he had a good lie, the twat. 

[JohnnyH]

11 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I don’t know any women golfers. Not invested in it one bit. Wouldn’t all the drama be on the final day anyway? Hardly life or death. 

Did you think I meant "life and death" literally?  Did you think there was a sniper in the trees picking off the woman who hit the worst shot?

[CapeRed]

13 hours ago, JohnnyH said:

Leona Maguire is the greatest golfer to ever play the game, ever. 

She is excellent

[Captain Turdseye]

3 hours ago, JohnnyH said:

Did you think I meant "life and death" literally?  Did you think there was a sniper in the trees picking off the woman who hit the worst shot?

This is America. The percentage play would be a ‘lone nut’ stepping out of the crowd. 
 

Make the singles interesting by sticking a guillotine on the 18th green and have the loser of each match beheaded. 

[JohnnyH]

I’m in!

[dave u]

On 05/09/2021 at 17:53, Captain Turdseye said:

Fuck you Stacksy. These last two days have been a great ding-dong between Rahm & Cantlay. Should be even better today with the added tension. 

 

I agree with Stacksy. No juice at all. Needed Bryson involved.