The Masters 2021

[Bjornebye]

Its on 

[Captain Turdseye]

Hopefully that’s fucked him up mentally and he drops a couple more. 

[Bjornebye]

Bastards have got the best job in the world 

[Captain Turdseye]

He’s in the sand at the last...

[Captain Turdseye]

The final leaderboard flatters everybody else really. Totally deserved win. Don’t remember seeing him shank one off the tee. Brave with his iron play. Made it look like a piece of piss. 

[Bjornebye]

Is right lad stick it right up them I hope he says tora tora tora when they ask him how he feels to be wearing a green jacket 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

The final leaderboard flatters everybody else really. Totally deserved win. Don’t remember seeing him shank one off the tee. Brave with his iron play. Made it look like a piece of piss. 

Code predicted it to be fair to them 

[Code]

9 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Can you Pm me the Euro millions numbers for tuesday please mate , I'll make a nice contribution to the Stavenger Socialist Party and I'll get someone to paint that big fuck off statue you've got overlooking your town 

Haha, dont laugh. Rahm finished 5th, just 4 strokes behind the winner and he was not on the list. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Code said:

Haha, dont laugh. Rahm finished 5th, just 4 strokes behind the winner and he was not on the list. 

Its so hard to beat you mate. I did in 2013 but yeah you're a tough one to beat. Love you lad all 72 of you 

[Captain Turdseye]

19 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

The final leaderboard flatters everybody else really. Totally deserved win. Don’t remember seeing him shank one off the tee. Brave with his iron play. Made it look like a piece of piss. 

Highlights here showing him shanking it on the first hole today. In my defence I only had half an eye on it until just after half eight. 

[Josef Svejk]

Personally, I think the highlight of the entire tournament was Poulter's tasteful tribute to Prince Phil... 

 

[Nunavut Patrick]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Its so hard to beat you mate. I did in 2013 but yeah you're a tough one to beat. Love you lad all 72 of you 

Lots of pine at the Masters

and we know he loves the pine

[dave u]

Looked like it was going to be a great finish after the events at 15, but Xander hitting in the water on 16 was such a massive letdown.

 

At one point I had three of my each way bets in the top eight but then Patrick Reed gatecrashed it and knocked Cam Smith and Harman out of it. Leishman didn't threaten the lead at any point which was a letdown but he won me £23 by getting placed, so I'll take that.

[Carradona]

5 hours ago, dave u said:

Looked like it was going to be a great finish after the events at 15, but Xander hitting in the water on 16 was such a massive letdown.

 

At one point I had three of my each way bets in the top eight but then Patrick Reed gatecrashed it and knocked Cam Smith and Harman out of it. Leishman didn't threaten the lead at any point which was a letdown but he won me £23 by getting placed, so I'll take that.

I had Reed backed to finish top 10, so there you go.

[Nunavut Patrick]

He should have that puffer poison fish dinner on the menu at the green jacket dinner next April. 

[Josef Svejk]

Somehow you reminded me of...