The Masters 2021

[dave u]

Feels like Rory is never going to win again. There's always something not working these days.

 

Bryson off to a terrible start here as well.

[dave u]

Rahm, Reed and Lowry all going well and representing all of us larger lads.

[Captain Turdseye]

30 minutes ago, dave u said:

Harman and Leishman tied for the lead now.

 

££££££££££££££££.

Cash out. Neither of those two will be finishing in the top 10. I gave up betting on Leishman a while ago.

[Captain Turdseye]

He’s bogeyed his last three holes. 
 

The kiss of Usher. 

[dave u]

Yeah it was boss while it lasted though. Well worth the two quid.

[Code]

Hovland for me, started the day with a triple bogey, but has played half decent since.

 

In the clubhouse on +1. 

[Captain Turdseye]

3 minutes ago, Code said:

Hovland for me, started the day with a triple bogey, but has played half decent since.

 

In the clubhouse on +1. 

Any reason you’ve picked him mate? Other than the posters on your bedroom wall and the fact his name features in every post you make in the golf thread? 

[dave u]

Gerry McIlroy now has a bruised leg courtesy of his son... pic.twitter.com/Ns9oqanGaChttps://t.co/Ns9oqanGaC

— Golf Monthly (@GolfMonthly) April 8, 2021

[dave u]

Frode going for Hovland is the least surprising thing I've seen since Cain hitching his wagon to Rory.

[Vincent Vega]

I had a tenner on Justin Thomas to win outright, and did £2.50 ew on both Westwood and Reed.

 

Hoping Thomas can just stay in contention because he’s someone who can go on a run of birdie after birdie when his putter is hot.

I backed Westwood because he’s been in good form, and Reed because he’s played well here before and seems to enjoy the course.

[magicrat]

3 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

I had a tenner on Justin Thomas to win outright, and did £2.50 ew on both Westwood and Reed.

 

Hoping Thomas can just stay in contention because he’s someone who can go on a run of birdie after birdie when his putter is hot.

I backed Westwood because he’s been in good form, and Reed because he’s played well here before and seems to enjoy the course.

Never back Westwood these days especially in majors . No killer instinct when it matters and his putting has always been average at best.  

[Vincent Vega]

6 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Never back Westwood these days especially in majors . No killer instinct when it matters and his putting has always been average at best.  

His form had been good and he’s played well at Augusta in the past, he roped me in and I thought he had a chance of a top four finish. 

[Code]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Any reason you’ve picked him mate? Other than the posters on your bedroom wall and the fact his name features in every post you make in the golf thread? 

Hah, apart from that, he’s been taking a break a few weekends now, so I think he will be back to his level. 
 

I think the course suits him. His put on the 15th was hopefully a sign of things to come the next few days. 
 

 

[bigthrusts]

Rose absolutely on fire. 

[The Midnight Rambler]

14 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Rose is out at 66/1 which seems mental. It would be good to see a European win it but I can't see it. 

 

So no fucker backed him then?

[3 Stacks]

Rose is the most boring guy on tour. 

[Captain Turdseye]

I’ll make a few quid if JT, Morikawa or Schauffele finish placed 6th-9th. If all three of them did that would be very nice. 

[No2]

7 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Rose is the most boring guy on tour. 

I thought I would hate him, he has that vibe off him. But I watched the replay of the masters he lost to Sergio in and he came across brilliant in the interviews. 

[Josef Svejk]

It was a beautiful thing to see notorious racist Gary Player tee off alongside the first black Masters competitor, Lee Elder. While Player's retarded son tried to advertise golf balls.

 

https://www.golfmagic.com/masters/gary-players-caddie-flogs-golf-balls-during-lee-elders-big-masters-moment

[Vincent Vega]

DeChambeau with a 76 on what he said should be a par 67 course for his game was such a shame.

 

The fact just 12 players finished under par shows just how good Justin Rose’s 65 was, especially when you consider he was 2 over after 7 holes. I never backed him because his game just hasn’t been there in the last two years, but his playing style is perfect for Augusta when he’s in form.
 

I’d love to see him win it as he’s a top fella and one of the nicest fellas on the tour (3 Stacks is completely wrong there).  He donated $1m to a charity in Orlando feeding hungry kids just 2 months ago, and most of the other golfers think he’s great. 

[Carradona]

I go out of my way to hate English golfers but even I like Justin Rose. 

[Bjornebye]

On 08/04/2021 at 09:05, Bjornebye said:

Can't see past Dustin. He only won this a few months ago and is cool as a cucumber. Speiths resurgence makes it interesting and dare I saw it Westwood is playing as good as he ever has. Rose is out at 66/1 which seems mental. It would be good to see a European win it but I can't see it. 

 

Fuck Mcilroy. Honestly can't stand the little manc. 

Didn't have a bet this year but fuck me would have had a fiver e/w on Rose at 66/1. Bastard 

[Captain Turdseye]

Long, long way to go yet. He could easily shoot +7 today

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Long, long way to go yet. He could easily shoot +7 today

With the gun laws in Georgia he absolutely could, but if he wants to make the front page he'll have to go into double figures. A white man shooting 7 is just a bad day at the office, nothing to see here. 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Carradona said:

I go out of my way to hate English golfers but even I like Justin Rose. 

Good job he was born in South Africa then.