Change one letter in the title of a Movie/TV Show and create a new synopsis...

[Elite]

Sneaky Pele - An ex-convict takes on the great footballers identity in order to rob his family.

[Trumo]

Kemping up With The Kardashians - Ross Kemp treads where Louis Theroux will not, by entering the hellish landscape known as Kardashian World where people are inexplicably rich, famous and influential just by being pointless cunts.

[YorkshireRed]

Top Rear

 

BBC flagship show focusing on those super rears most of us can only dream of having in our lives. 
 

Presented by three arses. 

[Bjornebye]

Caritos Gay

 

Retired gangster going straight reacts badly to some graffiti in the pub toilets 

[VladimirIlyich]

23 hours ago, Chr15 said:

Oklahomo 

 

Gay western musical

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Fairy Bikers.

 

Julian Clary and Alan Carr motorcycle around the country bitching about regional dishes.

[Bruce Spanner]

The Curt Locker - If you've not seen it, fuck off and watch it yourself.

[Bruce Spanner]

So, Country for Old Men?

 

Should we just stick 'em far away on their own island?

[Bruce Spanner]

Requiem for a Cream - Watch on in horror as the team from Changing Rooms lament the loss of terracotta from the colour palate of new home buyers aesthetic tastes.

[Preston Red]

Beep Throat.

 

A curious tale of a lady with loose morals who, when shoving a gentleman's love truncheon down her throat, makes strange car horn noises.

[Evelyn Tentions]

Gove , thy neighbor.

Respectable immigrant neighborhood is invaded by a Brexit racist twat

[YorkshireRed]

Family Fartunes.

 

Families compete to see who can make the best music through coordinated and rhythmic trumping. 

[Elite]

Stroke it Lucky - Michael Barrymore swimming pool based game show. What could possibly go wrong?

[Guest]

Blind Dare - a high risk, high reward challenge game where people with poor eyesight are set games to play during which they can't see. The higher the risk, the higher the reward.

[Rushies tash]

The 9 O'Clock Newt - keep abreast of amphibian current affairs. Not to be confused with the 6 O'Clock Newt. We do not speak of him.

[MOGLET]

La La Lane, story of a guy with a stutter who cant say lane.

 

Sad Max, story of a sad bloke called Max

 

The Italian Gob, story of italian footballers who spit at other players.

 

ShaRt, the story of a black us cop who shits himself when he farts, Shart, John Shart.

 

[Bjornebye]

The Geg

 

Large stealthy shark stalks the waters off the coast of southern France listening in to rich people discuss stuff. 

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, MOGLET said:

La La Lane, story of a guy with a stutter who cant say lane.

 

Sad Max, story of a sad bloke called Max

 

The Italian Gob, story of italian footballers who spit at other players.

 

ShaRt, the story of a black us cop who shits himself when he farts, Shart, John Shart.

 

Imagine if he actually had to get directions to La La Lane.

[Trumo]

Con Aid - Nicolas Cage leads a telethon to help reformed prisoners.

[Bjornebye]

Pocketman 

 

Runcorn man embarks on tour of social clubs in Cheshire with hits such as Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me, Bennie & The Sweats and Saturday Nights Alright for Shiteing 

[Trumo]

Crack'ed - Robbie Coltrane plays a chain-smoking vice cop on a one-man mission to clean up Glasgow's streets.

[MOGLET]

Cocky, story of a down and out porn star who makes a comeback, Cocky II and III were ok but it went down hill after that.

[MOGLET]

Die HarE, story of a cop in an office block trying to kill a Hare

[MOGLET]

Glazing saddles, story of two cowboy builders who sort out broken windows on horseback.

 

When harry met Harry, gay love story.

 

 

[Chris]

Kill Dill – One man's brave quest to rid the world of the worst herb ever grown.

[Bjornebye]

Fatman

 

Dinner dinner dinner dinner, dinner dinner dinner dinner.......