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[Alan Sex]

15 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Pobol Y Cum - Welsh-language soft porn screened late at night on Channel 5.

“Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerchwyrndrobwll­llan­tysilio­gogogoch!” She cried in ecstasy. 
 

Huw was already halfway down the road by the time she was finished. 

[Alan Sex]

Horrible Tosses

 

Sad wanks aplenty

[Guest]

Sabrina The Teenage Bitch. Mean Girl. 

 

The Bitches Of Eastwick. 

[Remmie]

Zodlander: Zod from Superman tries it out as a ridiculously good looking male model

[cochyn]

Ket Shorty

 

Danny DeVito and John Travolta gurn their way around '90s Las Vegas in search of punters who owe their dealers.

 

 

[Alan Sex]

WAP Horse

 

yeah you’re messing with a horse with a wet ass pussy

[Remmie]

Lust in Translation: Scarlett Johanneson getting bummed for 2 hours.

[Trumo]

Tronweed - the movie Tron re-imagined through the eyes of The Dude.

[Bobby Hundreds]

The Beerhunter

[Strontium]

Can't Pay? We'll Tase It Away!

 

People who can't keep up the payments on their expensive purchases are visited by bailiffs who fire Tasers at them until they agree to settle their debts.

[Alan Sex]

Charlotte’s Wee

 

The story of a girl who just can’t hold it. 

[Alan Sex]

Schindler’s Lisp. 
 

Mike Tyson’s most challenging role yet. 

[Alan Sex]

Slutter Island. 
 

They came. They saw. They came again. 

[Alan Sex]

How to Drain your Dragon. 
 

Ever wondered how to urinate efficiently and effectively? This is the film for you. 

[TheHowieLama]

@Alan Sex

 

Saturday Night Favor - fill in the blanks

[Guest]

Reservoir Digs. Tony Robinson might have bitten off more than he can chew. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Hulu Dawn 

 

A streaming service and a Pakistan news organisation take on the might of the BBC.

[Bjornebye]

Wife of Brian 

 

Grassing bitch gets slapped to death with a Halibut 

[Captain Turdseye]

54 minutes ago, Alan Sex said:

Schindler’s Lisp. 
 

Mike Tyson’s most challenging role yet. 

Pretty sure I posted Schindler’s Fist last time there was one of these threads. 

[Megadrive Man]

The Greatest Snowman. 

A short film. Hugh Jackman wants to prove that he's the greatest entertainer of all time, but the sun comes out and he melts. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

H for Vendetta

[Strontium]

Miami Sice

 

The lead singer of The Boo Radleys becomes an undercover detective in sunny Florida..

 

Would be complete with banging New Wave soundtrack, but due to budgetary constraints, it's just The Boo Radleys' greatest hits, ie "Wake Up Boo!" over and over again.

[Megadrive Man]

Soccer PM

Its just on in the afternoon instead. 

[Elite]

The Defectives - True crime documentary following a bunch of useless detectives that fuck up every case.

[Elite]

The Silence of The Limbs - Groundbreaking Orthopaedic treatments put an end to creaking joints.