Northern Independence Party

[Section_31]

The fuck is a breadcake? Sounds like a term for offal bollocks. It's barm cake or barm if you're feeling lazy. 

[YorkshireRed]

10 hours ago, Section_31 said:

The fuck is a breadcake? Sounds like a term for offal bollocks. It's barm cake or barm if you're feeling lazy. 

It’s called a breadcake because it’s made of bread and it’s shaped like a cake*. As far as I know it contains zero barm. 
 

We Yorkshire folk like to keep things simple. The modern world is difficult enough without over complicating our food labels. 
 

*for similar reasons a bread roll is acceptable. 

[Remmie]

We just call it a roll as it isn't a cake and is roll shaped and roll like in nature. Mental I know. 

[VladimirIlyich]

7 minutes ago, Remmie said:

We just call it a roll as it isn't a cake and is roll shaped and roll like in nature. Mental I know. 

'You're a barm cake,lad.'

[Bobby Hundreds]

I went to a chippy near a college in widnes and had a chip curry barm, the barm was the Size of a dinner plate and the curry was unbelievable.  This was about 20 years ago but was one of the nicest things I've ever had from a chippy still.

[Section_31]

8 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I went to a chippy near a college in widnes and had a chip curry barm, the barm was the Size of a dinner plate and the curry was unbelievable.  This was about 20 years ago but was one of the nicest things I've ever had from a chippy still.

 

One thing Widnes does well is chippies. It's got about four or five of the best. Liverpool doesn't do good chippies IMO, good Chineses but not chippies.

[Bobby Hundreds]

6 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

One thing Widnes does well is chippies. It's got about four or five of the best. Liverpool doesn't do good chippies IMO, good Chineses but not chippies.

Tony's chippy in Kenny used to be great but that was the 80s early 90s. 

[Sugar Ape]

On 22/03/2021 at 23:02, Anubis said:

The North remembers. We know no king but the King in the North whose name is Stark Sir Kenny.

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[Anubis]

On 23/03/2021 at 08:56, YorkshireRed said:

Unless we Northerners can agree that a spherical (ish) bread thing, often used for sandwiches, is called a Breadcake and not some other nonsense then I see no future for any kind of collective power grab. 

Crusty cobs or barmcakes for the softer variety.

 

Fucking breadcakes.

[Preston Red]

Barmcakes in Preston too.

 

In Burnley they're known as teacakes. Weird fuckers! 

[cochyn]

This is exactly what the illuminati want: limiting us strapping, sexy as fuck northern folk into bickering amongst ourselves as to the 'proper' nomenclature for a bread fucking roll. A. Bread. Fucking. Roll!  I call upon you brothers and sisters in arms to rise up and fight the good fight: Sight your enemy, engage him on all possible battle grounds and die on the only hill that will define our legacy: Is your midday repast 'lunch' or dinner? If it's the former, you may as well hand in your man card and subjugate yourselves to the eternal damnation of 'ironically' naming your children after 1960's Coronation Street characters and making up wankily apologetic excuses for shopping at Aldi. 

 

Do the right thing.

 

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, Preston Red said:

Barmcakes in Preston too.

 

In Burnley they're known as teacakes. Weird fuckers! 

Teacakes have got currants in them.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I thought a tea cake was one of those marshmallow chocolate coveredd biscuit based treats that I dont like.

[VladimirIlyich]

30 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I thought a tea cake was one of those marshmallow chocolate coveredd biscuit based treats that I dont like.

They shouldnt be classed as teacakes. Teacakes get toasted and are bready type things.

[Preston Red]

56 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Teacakes have got currants in them.

My exact argument with the oddballs.

[YorkshireRed]

I think we’ve established that if it’s got the word ‘bread’ in it, it’s generally acceptable. If it doesn’t then it’s unacceptable. 
 

Always good when a healthy debate reaches a successful conclusion. Next stop Barmthern Independence. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The founders of NIP

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

What about Nudgers?

[Bobby Hundreds]

43 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I think we’ve established that if it’s got the word ‘bread’ in it, it’s generally acceptable. If it doesn’t then it’s unacceptable. 
 

Always good when a healthy debate reaches a successful conclusion. Next stop Barmthern Independence. 

I'd accept a bap.  No idea where bap comes from.

[Bjornebye]

25 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

The founders of NIP

They're up against these 

 

 

 

 

[Strontium]

15 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I'd accept a bap.  No idea where bap comes from.

 

It's Scottish.

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I'd accept a bap.  No idea where bap comes from.

I prefer baps. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

16 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

They're up against these 

 

 

 

 

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[Jairzinho]

https://yougov.co.uk/topics/food/articles-reports/2018/07/20/cobs-buns-baps-or-barm-cakes-what-do-people-call-b

[Bobby Hundreds]

Id say crusty cob. The tougher version of a bread roll usually have some kind of ham cheese, beetroot salad on. Fuck me i could do with one of those now