Cheltenham 2021 thread

[The Midnight Rambler]

Absolute shithouse.

[sir roger]

Pretty poor effort from Chacon

[alles ist gut]

What a fucking horse though

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Didn't back Tiger Roll. 

 

But, great to see him win. Turned back the clock a bit there. Get it back in the National. 

[YorkshireRed]

My £10 investment has returned £3.52. Currently down £16.48 on the week. Two days to get off this fast track to the gutter. 

[easytoslip]

I had Birchdale ew and Put the Kettle On, should of done On the Slopes places at 16s, didn't know it's owned by the Scaffolding firm I used to work for. 

Got a few quid on Franny Norton in the 6.50, hopefully claw a bit back. 

[ZonkoVille77]

On 16/03/2021 at 17:34, ZonkoVille77 said:

Tomorrow's shit fest.

 

Day 2:
Ballymore: Gaillard DuMesnil ew
Brown Advisory: Monkfish win
Coral Cup: Thomas Darby,  Dysart Diamond both ew
C Chase: chacun pour soi win
X Country: Easysland win, Tiger Roll ew
Grand Annual: Us and Them, Chosen Mate both ew
Bumper: Kilcruit, Sir Gerhard both to win

 

Place

Win

Nothing

Nothing

Win

Nothing

Win

 

Ok all things considered. 

[The-Sir]

I've had an almighty Zlatan so far, not won or placed a single race. Only about 40 quid down mind, not been high stakes this year. Hopefully claw some back tomorrow. 

[Gnasher]

The irish are injecting their horses with lucozade.

[Megadrive Man]

My mates mrs did a 20p lucky 15 on Heaven Help Us, Put the kettle on, Tiger Roll and Us and them today and took home £400. Would have been close to 6 grand if Us and Them had come in. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

This is some bet! 

 

I'd cash out. 

 

https://www.racingpost.com/news/punter-ponders-275000-cash-out-offer-as-first-four-win-in-amazing-5-acca/479115

[Captain Turdseye]

This is tempting. 
 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

Had Put the Kettle On but it was laid off so it just obliterated my liability in Smarkets. I also had Alpha Des Obeaux which netted me about 23 quid profit from 5 quid each way. Too many odds on chances today but hope tomorrow is more competitive.

[Tj hooker]

I'm currently off for 2 weeks may be more if we get good news regarding our place ( another story ) so I've asked a mate who knows about horses for a few tips for tomorrow he's come up with Imperial Alcazar , Paisley park and The Glancing Queen he once gave me the first 4 winners at Chester a few years back so fingers crossed. 

[YorkshireRed]

Today’s money down the drain.

 

 

[easytoslip]

My 4 today are probably 

Mister Whittaker 3.40  14s

Mister Fisher 2.30   7s

Spiritofthegames 1.55  16s

Fury  Road 3.05   5s

A small ew Lucky 15 as having  a few quid on Henry's Joy 4.30 and Presenting Pete 5.05 both at Doncaster for my main bet. 

I like to do a placepot but I can't seem to do it on line, though I've been told you can as I know a lad and that's all he does. 

[ZonkoVille77]

Today's shit fest:

 

Day 3:
Marsh: Envoi Allen
Pertemps: Come on Teddy, Mrs Milner both ew
Ryanair: Min win, Melon ew
Stayers: Paisley Park win, The Storyteller ew
PP Plate: The Shunter ew
Mares Novices: The Glancing Queen ew
Kim Muir: Deise Aba, Plan of Attack both ew

[skend04]

50 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

My 4 today are probably 

Mister Whittaker 3.40  14s

Mister Fisher 2.30   7s

Spiritofthegames 1.55  16s

Fury  Road 3.05   5s

A small ew Lucky 15 as having  a few quid on Henry's Joy 4.30 and Presenting Pete 5.05 both at Doncaster for my main bet. 

I like to do a placepot but I can't seem to do it on line, though I've been told you can as I know a lad and that's all he does. 

Betfred and Bet365 for placepots. Not sure if any other bookie does it, never seen the option elsewhere.

[easytoslip]

12 minutes ago, skend04 said:

Betfred and Bet365 for placepots. Not sure if any other bookie does it, never seen the option elsewhere.

I'm on Betfred, the only one I've got, it must be there somewhere ta, I tried on Tuesday and ended up doing a 50p ew Acc on the first six races. 

 

[skend04]

14 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

I'm on Betfred, the only one I've got, it must be there somewhere ta, I tried on Tuesday and ended up doing a 50p ew Acc on the first six races. 

 

Ah okay. I'm sure there's a specific placepot page. Ages since I used the site though so can't exactly remember.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, skend04 said:

Betfred and Bet365 for placepots. Not sure if any other bookie does it, never seen the option elsewhere.

Dont Betfair Sportsbook do it too?

[skend04]

13 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Dont Betfair Sportsbook do it too?

Not sure, got banned by so many it's difficult to recall

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, skend04 said:

Ah okay. I'm sure there's a specific placepot page. Ages since I used the site though so can't exactly remember.

After picking 6 horses it just came up with 6 folds, Pontoon so not a clue, a 50p ew Acc again. 

I won't complain if they all get placed. 

[Megadrive Man]

Paddy power offering free £5 bet on any race today. Skybet is not risk free today, horse must finish in the top 4

[sir roger]

3 hours ago, skend04 said:

Betfred and Bet365 for placepots. Not sure if any other bookie does it, never seen the option elsewhere.

Pretty sure Turdsybet will oblige.