This Meghan and Harry Thing

[stringvest]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Your mum calls me quilt ironically. Because I'm always on her in bed. 

you must be the world's first 100 tog duvet

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, stringvest said:

you must be the world's first 100 tog duvet

I am and ironically his mum gives 100 tugs a day. 

[manwiththestick]

Glad to see this is all over the news and getting people angry instead of the shitty 1% NHS payrise.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Glad to see this is all over the news and getting people angry instead of the shitty 1% NHS payrise.

I had to turn BBC news off because of it, put CNN on and they are wanking over it as well. I've got newsroom Tokyo on and it hasn't been mentioned yet although this fucker is taking no prisoners 

 

 

[s(k)aturation]

1 hour ago, Herp McDerp said:

 

You think its bad where you are? We've got an unfolding rape epidemic in the Australian liberal party with our Attorney General currently under the cloud of a horrific historic rape allegation. Guess what the Murdoch press are focusing on?

 

Just switch over to the ABC, mate.

Granted, the 7 o'clock news was all Megan.

But from 7.30 to 9.15 it was Tory Rapist Central.

 

[Denny Crane]

Normal country. I wish the British public would turn on the tabloid scum. The only reason Piers Morgan is going at them is because he is defending the right of the media to behave like horrible cunts without impunity. A reminder the first journalist jailed was a royal correspondent Clive Goodman jailed for hacking royal phones. 

 

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/oct/05/prince-harry-joins-court-case-against-tabloid-hacking-crimes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

Whoever Kate is, she sounds very mean.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, TheHowieLama said:

Whoever Kate is, she sounds very mean.

I'd shag her brains into the floor but fuck me she's a right stuck up twat. No way William gives her a good seeing too. She'll be getting it off the guards. Or Andrew. 

 

Anyone else reckon Prince Philip dies overnight? 

[Anubis]

It’s all getting a bit hilariously heated on Twitter between UK doffers and people from the US supporting their girl. Some of them will be calling for missile strikes next.

[Herp McDerp]

31 minutes ago, skaro said:

 

Just switch over to the ABC, mate.

Granted, the 7 o'clock news was all Megan.

But from 7.30 to 9.15 it was Tory Rapist Central.

 

Budget cuts incoming at the ABC.

[Anubis]

Comedic break time.

 

 

[Herp McDerp]

3 minutes ago, Anubis said:

It’s all getting a bit hilariously heated on Twitter between UK doffers and people from the US supporting their girl. Some of them will be calling for missile strikes next.

 

I could get behind that if it led to a certain unmentionable sport being #nullandvoid-ed. 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

[Brownie]

2 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I dont know a single royalist though. Now I know my sample size isn't worth shit but who are these fucking weirdos.

I’m surrounded by them up here mate. Even when I go back home, my dad and grandad love the Royals as well. Embarrassing pair of cunts.

[Red74]

15 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Personally I'd love to see the axe fall on every part of the Royal Family. It would put an end to all of the stuff surrounding them and they'd have to earn an honest living rather than ponce off the state. 

Will never happen. We’re a nation of authority worshipping bootlickers who’ve lived as serfs for centuries. 
 

When a national anthem with the words born to reign over us gets sung with gusto, you know they’re here to stay. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

53 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

Rejection hurts.

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

https://newsthump.com/2021/03/08/media-briefly-stops-calling-meghan-markle-a-bitch-to-celebrate-international-womens-day/

 

Media briefly stops calling Meghan Markle a bitch to celebrate International Women’s Day

 

March 8, 2021

 

Written by Lucas Wilde

 

Meghan Markle is to get a bit of a break during International Women’s Day, for up to six minutes.

 

The media has been incredibly keen to paint the artist formerly known as Prince Harry’s wife as a conniving witch determined to separate Harry from his famously affectionate, caring, not-at-all-dysfunctional family, with little to no evidence.

 

 

 

“She’s an absolute bitch and we hate her,” grimaced Simon Williams, royal correspondent at The Sun.

 

“I mean look at her. She smiles wrong. She has taste in fashion which is far too expensive; I won’t hear this claptrap of her being independently wealthy before meeting Harry. She’s a gold-digging whore.

 

“Oh, Happy International Women’s Day, though. As always, we are keen to celebrate, protect and nurture women around the world, and we don’t just highlight the day in a tokenistic fashion that will have no bearing on our reporting of women whatsoever.

 

“…how long was that, eight seconds? That’s a fair break, that’ll do the little strumpet. Where was I? I was so busy celebrating International Women’s Day that I’ve lost the thread of my misogynistic remarks.

 

“That’s Meghan’s fault too, you know.

 

“Weird how she’s never said where she as when JFK was shot isn’t it? Just saying.”

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

https://newsthump.com/2021/03/08/media-briefly-stops-calling-meghan-markle-a-bitch-to-celebrate-international-womens-day/

 

Media briefly stops calling Meghan Markle a bitch to celebrate International Women’s Day

 

March 8, 2021

 

Written by Lucas Wilde

 

Meghan Markle is to get a bit of a break during International Women’s Day, for up to six minutes.

 

The media has been incredibly keen to paint the artist formerly known as Prince Harry’s wife as a conniving witch determined to separate Harry from his famously affectionate, caring, not-at-all-dysfunctional family, with little to no evidence.

 

 

 

“She’s an absolute bitch and we hate her,” grimaced Simon Williams, royal correspondent at The Sun.

 

“I mean look at her. She smiles wrong. She has taste in fashion which is far too expensive; I won’t hear this claptrap of her being independently wealthy before meeting Harry. She’s a gold-digging whore.

 

“Oh, Happy International Women’s Day, though. As always, we are keen to celebrate, protect and nurture women around the world, and we don’t just highlight the day in a tokenistic fashion that will have no bearing on our reporting of women whatsoever.

 

“…how long was that, eight seconds? That’s a fair break, that’ll do the little strumpet. Where was I? I was so busy celebrating International Women’s Day that I’ve lost the thread of my misogynistic remarks.

 

“That’s Meghan’s fault too, you know.

 

“Weird how she’s never said where she as when JFK was shot isn’t it? Just saying.”

The author works for The Sun. Not surprising they would be writing hate speech. 

[Bjornebye]

The state of this absolute cunt

 

 

 

 

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, Brownie said:

I’m surrounded by them up here mate. Even when I go back home, my dad and grandad love the Royals as well. Embarrassing pair of cunts.

 

Not harsh enough on them that.

[Stickman]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I'd shag her brains into the floor but fuck me she's a right stuck up twat. No way William gives her a good seeing too. She'll be getting it off the guards. Or Andrew. 

 

Anyone else reckon Prince Philip dies overnight? 

Phillip died months ago they’ve just kept his corpse on ice for this very moment.

To pacify the public just used an extra out the Walking Dead for a few public appearances 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Phillip died months ago they’ve just kept his corpse on ice for this very moment.

To pacify the public just used an extra out the Walking Dead for a few public appearances 

Honestly they will try and find some sort of distraction headline tomorrow. "Buckingham Palace thwart IRA bomb attack un-named inside source that doesn't exist claims" 

[Red74]

My king

[Anubis]

Loads of people spamming Morgan’s Twitter with this...

 

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I fear that our younger generations don’t respect her ROYAL HIGHNESS QUEEN ELIZABETH as much as you and I, Piers. I tell my kids regularly that although I love them, I would sacrifice them if I was summoned to do so by our ruling family and I wouldn’t think twice about it.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

12 minutes ago, Red74 said:

My king

My Queen.