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This Meghan and Harry Thing


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3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Two stories on the news last night, one about how Meghan is supposedly a bitch, the other about how Philip has had heart surgery despite the Palace claiming he'd only gone in with a mild infection. So you're expected to take the first story as gospel but brush off the fibs with the second. Lies, every day more lies. Deceptions.

What Prince Phillip has a heart ?

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Meghan can easily wind these cunts up. 

She should be photographed/filmed lying naked on a bed with a champagne bottle with a picture of the queens' mug on it rammed up her snatch, singing "Rule Britannia" and flicking smoke ash onto a picture of Prince Philip. 

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5 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

Meghan can easily wind these cunts up. 

She should be photographed lying naked on a bed with a champagne bottle with a picture of the queens' mug on it rammed up her snatch, singing "Rule Britannia" and flicking smoke ash onto a picture of Prince Philip. 

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5 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

I'm sure there was a story recently about a royal being an alleged sex offender but I'm too angry about the black princess being rude to a maid to remember now. 

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2003/nov/21/mirror.comment
 

Ryan Parry worked inside Buckingham Palace and Windsor Castle for a couple of months, fetching and carrying at the whim of his masters, while they shouted and swore at him. So not much change from working for a tabloid newspaper, really. Many papers feature photographs of him in his footman's uniform riding on the back of the Queen's carriage, with a great big white circle around his head. You'd have thought that this might have drawn attention to him, wouldn't you?

 

The Home Office was horrified by the story printed in the Mirror: "We have a royal family that have cuddly toys in their bedrooms?" We learn that whoever opens Prince Andrew's curtains in the morning is told to "fuck off!" - which is probably why his mum doesn't do it anymore. 

 

Parry claims that Princess Anne also uttered the dreaded f-word inside the palace (no, not "Fergie") and that the Queen insists on having the Racing Post on the top of her pile of newspapers every morning, probably because it is the only one not full of embarrassing revelations about the royal family.

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On 04/03/2021 at 14:29, Bobby Hundreds said:

Wheres Prince Charles. His son and daughter in law have been getting constant shit for years. Royalty is bullshit. The billionaire class are the new royalty we should probably have an uprising before these fuckers kill us all. 

Erm, about that...

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1 hour ago, Stickman said:

I love the smell of Gammon in the morning 


 

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Mail On Sunday must publish front-page statement over Meghan's legal victory against newspaper, court rules

https://news.sky.com/story/mail-on-sunday-must-publish-front-page-statement-over-meghans-legal-victory-against-newspaper-court-rules-12236810

 

 

 

 

Much as I hate the Royals when the press fuck up like this they must be made to do that. But in ALL cases, not just those pampered pricks.

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2 hours ago, Stickman said:

I love the smell of Gammon in the morning 


 

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Mail On Sunday must publish front-page statement over Meghan's legal victory against newspaper, court rules

https://news.sky.com/story/mail-on-sunday-must-publish-front-page-statement-over-meghans-legal-victory-against-newspaper-court-rules-12236810

 

 

 

 

What's the smallest font size you can get to print on newspapers? 

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5 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

Meghan can easily wind these cunts up. 

She should be photographed/filmed lying naked on a bed with a champagne bottle with a picture of the queens' mug on it rammed up her snatch, singing "Rule Britannia" and flicking smoke ash onto a picture of Prince Philip. 

You pinched that off Nicolaus Witchel.

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7 hours ago, Stickman said:

But I though Harry was a war hero as he showed in that clip running to the helicopter during an interview to fight the Taliban which was in no way set up for television 

 

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You need the context

 

 

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