Rate My Plate?

[Kevin D]

Sickening.

[Dr Nowt]

Egg combo has ruined my whole year already.

[Bruce Spanner]

10 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Egg combo has ruined my whole year already.

If you were in a fancy pants restaurant and they call it oeufs trois façons you’d pay £36, smile at garçon and lap it up like the rest of us plebs. 

[manwiththestick]

I used to follow that page on Facebook, some of the comments were hilarious however after a period all the unoriginal people were using same comments and it got a bit repetitive.

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Look like my mums cooking. It's why I'm not a foodie.

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Dr Nowt said:

Egg combo has ruined my whole year already.

Fuck that, it's making me feel like a terrifying hybrid of all the top chefs in the world.

 

I don't get how people can produce meals that look so fucking unappetizing. Does not compute. It's ok to be shit at things, but eating is one of the basics of life.

[KMD7]

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I'm gonna smash the place up 

I've just set fire to ours

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, RJ Fan club said:

Hahaha, that’s beef? 
 

poor cunt 

 

Has the gravy done a runner? I would.

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

I've just set fire to ours

Completely understandable. I'm on hold to Points of View. Gonna rip Annes head off when she answers 

[Bellflower]

4 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

My personal favourite...

 

A dozen fucking sausages for tea, leg-end.

 

It makes it more magnificent knowing the mash is lumpy and has never seen butter and the gravy is most certainly Bisto.

 

Tremendous.

 

 

Sorry mate Sosigis are not what you think, I believe they are an Eastern European delicacy Using cow's udder teats.

Enjoy anyway.....

[Bjornebye]

That sausage and mash plate is what Tonys Maa's house looks like on a saturday night 

[Sugar Ape]

This Twitter one has some similar monstrosities. 
 

 

 

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

10 hours ago, Elite said:

They are either not going to shit for a week or not stop shitting for a week.

But their farts are going to be killers

[Anubis]

That last one looks like a KetoDiet meal - egg and two types of cruciferous veg.

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

This Twitter one has some similar monstrosities. 
 

 

 

 

Cheese on chips? Fuck that shit off right away.

[Mudface]

6 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Cheese on chips? Fuck that shit off right away.

Some of these are making me feel anxious, I assume it's the onset of nausea. Those 'munch boxes' and Sunday dinners are utterly foul.

[Anubis]

Some of these, like the meat box in particular, are just taking the piss.

[Bjornebye]

Operation YewTree are booting doors down all over the uk 

[JagSquared]

There’s some real crimes against humanity in this thread. 
 

also how does the pizza box retain any rigidity with all that sauce, they are going to end up eating most of the cardboard as it turns to mush.

[Mudface]

21 minutes ago, JagSquared said:

There’s some real crimes against humanity in this thread. 
 

also how does the pizza box retain any rigidity with all that sauce, they are going to end up eating most of the cardboard as it turns to mush.

At least the unfortunate eater will get some roughage and nutrients.