Transfers! Closes 9am Monday.

[Allan]

6 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

From this shower of a-holes, I'm open to trade with...

 

* Anthony Zemmit - I actually have no idea who he is.

* Saul

* Donnarumma

* Illarramendi

* Belotti

* Fabian

 

That Anthony Zammit is a Maltese player from Kercen Ajax - You should have had Anthony from Ajax in Holland...

[Scott_M]

Just now, Dynamite said:

That Anthony Zammit is a Maltese player from Kercen Ajax - You should have had Anthony from Ajax in Holland...

 

I think I have both.

[John102]

1 minute ago, Dynamite said:

That Anthony Zammit is a Maltese player from Kercen Ajax - You should have had Anthony from Ajax in Holland...

This made me laugh more than it should have.

[Bruce Spanner]

2 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

 

I think I have both.

 

Yeah for some reason you have both, I must have put the no hoper in first place and then not removed him when I realised.

 

Bonus player! 

 

See if John wants him?

[Scott_M]

1 minute ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

I'll throw in Bellerin?

 

Are Kimpembe & Felipe still injured? Any centre back's you'd trade instead?

 

Looking at the key stats you provided, I'm not a 17th placed team, so I can only imagine by defensive issues (those 2 long term injured and Tagliafico struggling to remain avoid getting sent off) are the issue.

[Bruce Spanner]

2 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

 

Are Kimpembe & Felipe still injured? Any centre back's you'd trade instead?

 

Looking at the key stats you provided, I'm not a 17th placed team, so I can only imagine by defensive issues (those 2 long term injured and Tagliafico struggling to remain avoid getting sent off) are the issue.

 

I've got Todibo, young CB, great potential, will work wonders...

[Bjornebye]

39 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Hugo Lloris, Icardi, Jorginho, Bellerin all looking for good homes.

Icardi for Draxler or Dembele is as fair a deal as you're going to get 

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Icardi for Draxler or Dembele is as fair a deal as you're going to get 

 

Moussa?

 

Fuck off.

[Allan]

7 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

 

I think I have both.

Nope. You haven't got Antony from Ajax.

 

You've got Anthony Zammit from Kercen Ajax in Malta.

 

You also have Antony Vasquez from Aguilas Pereira in Colombia.

 

Comparison of Antony (Ajax) and Antony Vasquez (Aguilas Pereira) here

 

[Scott_M]

4 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

I've got Todibo, young CB, great potential, will work wonders...

 

Rejected.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Dynamite said:

Nope. You haven't got Antony from Ajax.

 

You've got Anthony Zammit from Kercen Ajax in Malta.

 

You also have Antony Vasquez from Aguilas Pereira in Colombia.

 

Comparison of Antony (Ajax) and Antony Vasquez (Aguilas Pereira) here

 

 

Oh...

 

Bollocks.

[Scott_M]

2 minutes ago, Dynamite said:

Nope. You haven't got Antony from Ajax.

 

You've got Anthony Zammit from Kercen Ajax in Malta.

 

You also have Antony Vasquez from Aguilas Pereira in Colombia.

 

Comparison of Antony (Ajax) and Antony Vasquez (Aguilas Pereira) here

 

 

WHAT THE FUCK BRUCE ?????

 

Sabotage.

 

I fully support the nulling and voiding of this season.

[Allan]

Uh-oh, RiS up detected...

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Scott_M said:

 

WHAT THE FUCK BRUCE ?????

 

Sabotage.

 

I fully support the nulling and voiding of this season.

 

You can see how the mistake was made!

 

Bollocks, one mistake in 600 ain't bad.

[Scott_M]

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

You can see how the mistake was made!

 

Bollocks, one mistake in 600 ain't bad.

 

To be fair, I doubt it'd make a difference. I'm not going to complain, but could you get rid of those 2 bums and kindly put the right one in please..

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Dynamite said:

Nope. You haven't got Antony from Ajax.

 

You've got Anthony Zammit from Kercen Ajax in Malta.

 

You also have Antony Vasquez from Aguilas Pereira in Colombia.

 

Comparison of Antony (Ajax) and Antony Vasquez (Aguilas Pereira) here

 

 

5 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Oh...

 

Bollocks.

 

 

[Allan]

7 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

You can see how the mistake was made!

 

Bollocks, one mistake in 600 ain't bad.

Ahem, *cough* two - you gave him the wrong Saul at the start too *cough*

 

@Scott_M - I'd like to highlight that it was me on both occasions who spotted these oversights...

 

[Scott_M]

Get your purple dildos out...

 

The Champions and John102 have reached terms on the swap of the below players -

 

Ederson & Donnarumma

 

Vertonghen & Saul.

 

John102 wishes Ederson & Vertonghen the best in their future career.

 

Scott_M has told Donnarumma & Saul to go fuck themselves. 

[John102]

Just to keep the investors happy, given today's revelations, can I get a screenshot of Saul's attributes. Just for the investors, you understand? 

[Bruce Spanner]

8 minutes ago, John102 said:

Just to keep the investors happy, given today's revelations, can I get a screenshot of Saul's attributes. Just for the investors, you understand? 

 

 

He's been transfered now, he's yours!

[John102]

3 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

 

He's been transfered now, he's yours!

Never doubted you. 

 

Have there been any other transfers yet. 

 

Hopefully the team can all get used to each other and get match sharpness in time for the run in. 

 

 

[Scott_M]

2 minutes ago, John102 said:

Never doubted you. 

 

Have there been any other transfers yet. 

 

Hopefully the team can all get used to each other and get match sharpness in time for the run in. 

 

@Bruce Spanner Can you let me know when this match is, I'm going to boo the shit out of this John Michelle Ferri wannabe. 

 

Anyhoo, genuine question, does it say anywhere why certain players are being left out? I've obviously had Sane and Saul, two of my first picks, who have barely played. Sounds like others have had similar as well.

[John102]

6 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

 

@Bruce Spanner Can you let me know when this match is, I'm going to boo the shit out of this John Michelle Ferri wannabe. 

 

Anyhoo, genuine question, does it say anywhere why certain players are being left out? I've obviously had Sane and Saul, two of my first picks, who have barely played. Sounds like others have had similar as well.

Is there a deal to be done with Sane and Assensio? If Sane isn't playing, seems pointles to keep him

 

[Bruce Spanner]

4 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

 

@Bruce Spanner Can you let me know when this match is, I'm going to boo the shit out of this John Michelle Ferri wannabe. 

 

Anyhoo, genuine question, does it say anywhere why certain players are being left out? I've obviously had Sane and Saul, two of my first picks, who have barely played. Sounds like others have had similar as well.

 

A few 'months' away, chance to build up a head of steam

 

No idea, it all depends on the algorithms.

 

My first choice keeper hasn't played in the league for some reason and a player I didn't expect to start is starting and doing really well, so it's all a bit of a guessing game.

[No2]

Benjamin Mendy is listed as delighted. The cunt has a broken ankle and is out for 3 months. Anyone with a spare bag of footballs can have him.