Summer 2021 transfer thread.

[an tha]

Origi being linked with a move to Turkey.

 

 

[Jairzinho]

7 hours ago, aRdja said:

Would take him in a heartbeat. What have we to lose?

Points, money, time, respect, standing in the game, Champions League football, hope, and dignity. 

[lifetime fan]

5 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Points, money, time, respect, standing in the game, Champions League football, hope, and dignity. 

But what else? 

[aws]

23 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Points, money, time, respect, standing in the game, Champions League football, hope, and dignity. 

All of that lot except I reckon Usher would act with dignity if given a chance. 

[lifetime fan]

2 minutes ago, aws said:

All of that lot except I reckon Usher would act with dignity if given a chance. 

Nah. I’m not having that. 

[Red74]

The mirror saying Mo wants £500 bags a week to stay. 

[andyj]

9 minutes ago, Red74 said:

The mirror saying Mo wants £500 bags a week to stay. 

bye bye Mo 

[lifetime fan]

8 minutes ago, Red74 said:

The mirror saying Mo wants £500 bags a week to stay. 

I want Kelly Brook and Katy Perry sucking on my ballbags with Salam Hayek sat on my face. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, lifetime fan said:

I want Kelly Brook and Katy Perry sucking on my ballbags with Salam Hayek sat on my face. 

What happens if you don't get what you want? 

[lifetime fan]

3 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

What happens if you don't get what you want? 

I already got what I wanted just thinking of it. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, lifetime fan said:

I already got what I wanted just thinking of it. 

So did you really want to just zigazigaah? 

[lifetime fan]

Just now, Shooter in the Motor said:

So did you really want to just zigazigaah? 

Yes. 
 

Sorry I was looking at your username as I did my load.  

[Red74]

6 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Yes. 
 

Sorry I was looking at your username as I did my load.  

 

[lifetime fan]

8 minutes ago, Red74 said:

 

Too much hair and too skinny. 

[Remmie]

38 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

I want Kelly Brook and Katy Perry sucking on my ballbags with Salam Hayek sat on my face. 

Sisters, probably. 

[lifetime fan]

Just now, Remmie said:

Sisters, probably. 

Yes please. 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

Yes. 
 

Sorry I was looking at your username as I did my load.  

Have you tried an escort? It could help you keep your focus. 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Red74 said:

 

How does that photo even exist? 

[Josef Svejk]

1 hour ago, Red74 said:

 

[lifetime fan]

9 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

Is that the Mr Tumbleweed or whatever the cunt is called? 

[Josef Svejk]

32 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Is that the Mr Tumbleweed or whatever the cunt is called? 

Creepiest fucker on TV. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I like Mr Tumble. I've memorised his sign language lesson for "spotty bag" in case I'm ever struck dumb whilst at the clap clinic.

[YorkshireRed]

My grammar is questionable and it’s all Leeds United’s fault.

 

I used to have an English lesson with one of my best friends. He has many qualities but a sense of reason deserts him whenever Leeds United are mentioned. Even though we were mostly good and they were mostly shit during the mid 80’s he still used to annoy me by claiming their floodlights were better than ours, they had better pies etc..

 

Somewhere along the line, whilst defending the Reds honour, I missed the bit about apostrophe use and when/when not to use a semi colon. 
 

This is just one of many reasons I despise Leeds U fucking nited.

 

Smash ‘em Reds. 

[YorkshireRed]

Just now, YorkshireRed said:

My grammar is questionable and it’s all Leeds United’s fault.

 

I used to have an English lesson with one of my best friends. He has many qualities but a sense of reason deserts him whenever Leeds United are mentioned. Even though we were mostly good and they were mostly shit during the mid 80’s he still used to annoy me by claiming their floodlights were better than ours, they had better pies etc..

 

Somewhere along the line, whilst defending the Reds honour, I missed the bit about apostrophe use and when/when not to use a semi colon. 
 

This is just one of many reasons I despise Leeds U fucking nited.

 

Smash ‘em Reds. 

Wrong fucking thread. That’s Leeds fault as well. 

[Funkasy]

Have we signed a striker yet?