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Summer 2021 transfer thread.

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1 hour ago, dockers_strike said:

Abramovic doesnt give a fuck about the fans. He funds his team because like all egotists, he like the attention.

It's not even that. He funds his team because it's an easy way to buy goodwill in a country where otherwise he'd be known as "the guy who stole a bunch of mineral riches that by all rights should have belonged to the Russian people."

Instead he gets feted around London and invited to all the right parties because instead of being the international pariah he deserves to be, he spends about 10% of the interest earnings on his ill-gotten wealth each year buying footballers and makes posh Tory Chelsea fans happy, thus ensuring him a place in upper crust society.

 

Anyone who wants a sportswashing owner like Abramovich or Mansour, buying our affection with 1% of the money they stole from poor people in another part of the world, DOES NOT UNDERSTAND LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB AND NEVER WILL. That's my opinion, anyway.

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26 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Top 5 cat-based theme tunes

 

1. Top Cat

2. Roobarb and Custard

3. The Pink Panther Show

4. Snagglepuss

5. Tom & Jerry

 

 

 

 

 

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50 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

No Thundercats?

or Cat Scratch Fever

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5 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Top 5 cat-based theme tunes

 

1. Top Cat

2. Roobarb and Custard

3. The Pink Panther Show

4. Snagglepuss

5. Tom & Jerry

 

Hearing Dogtanian identifies as a cat these days

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Atletico stealing Cunha for 25 million Euros. Unbelievable signing at that price we should have been all over that. We'd have had our striker for Klopps duration. 

 

Anyways.

 

Moriba going to Chelsea apparently. Unbelievable talent aswell. 

 

Pedri available

Fati available

Camavinga available

 

Money not available

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46 minutes ago, Johnlj said:

Atletico stealing Cunha for 25 million Euros. Unbelievable signing at that price we should have been all over that. We'd have had our striker for Klopps duration. 

 

Anyways.

 

Moriba going to Chelsea apparently. Unbelievable talent aswell. 

 

Pedri available

Fati available

Camavinga available

 

Money not available

How are Pedri and Fati available?

I would have thought that they are the only two Barca players who are unavailable.

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39 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

How much have we made this window? 

According to Wikipedia (couldn't be bothered checking Transfer Markt) we are up £7.3m on transfer fees, though I sure the club would point to contract renewals and wage increases completely offsetting that income.

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I'm assuming the big push from the club will be to get Ojo and Karius out on loan/a permanent deal and see if there are any takers for Origi and Minamino, though with the later two they may need to have replacements lined up.

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47 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

How much have we made this window? 

 

We have to sell players first.

 

We sell/loan about £46m worth of players.

 

We have to get rid of a foreign player to meet the requirements.

 

We sell Shaq.

 

We have to.....  (watch this space).

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7 hours ago, rb14 said:

I'm suddenly finding this thread easy to masturbate to. 

Dave will be like I've still got it!

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1 hour ago, Johnlj said:

Moriba going to Chelsea apparently. Unbelievable talent aswell. 

Is he? Genuine question as what little I've seen from him has been mainly people creaming about him doing a (pretty clunky) Marseille turn every 5 seconds. One or two nice assists and physically gifted mind.

 

Even with the comparative lack of pace I think Neves was much more impressive at a similar age.

 

But, as I say, not seen nearly enough to be sure.

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