Summer 2021 transfer thread.

[m0e]

36 minutes ago, Anubis said:

I'd rather John Henry took a shit in an envelope and posted it through my door than sign Traore. Hugely overrated speed merchant who runs into blind alleys and has little end product. Had one good season, and that's it. Was the same in the Championship before Wolves signed him. Swerve.

 

[Elite]

Someone may as well start a 2022 transfer thread. Put a fork in this one.

[aRdja]

34 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Harsh.  Traore closes down like a motherfucker. 

 

 

 

That’s a brilliant video. That side of his game is really underrated.

[Jairzinho]

40 minutes ago, Anubis said:

I'd rather John Henry took a shit in an envelope and posted it through my door than sign Traore. Hugely overrated speed merchant who runs into blind alleys and has little end product. Had one good season, and that's it. Was the same in the Championship before Wolves signed him. Swerve.

Yep, he's pure shit.

 

141 appearances in the Premier League. Seven goals.

 

He makes Iwobi look like Lewandowski.

[Guest]

17 hours ago, Mook said:

I'll get him a pint if I see him.

A pint of what? 

[Torvald Utne]

Pops into transfer thread hoping we've signed someone...

 

*Leaves hoping we don't*

[joe_fishfish]

2 hours ago, Scott_M said:

Only my opinion but I don’t think Abraham is good enough.

 

However, it’s a fact Silva is a rat faced cunt.

 

So, no thanks to either.

 

You need a bit of that.

[Mook]

21 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

A pint of what? 

You'd need to ask him what he drinks.

 

I'm not going to force him to drink a pint of vermouth or anything.

[El Rojo]

Liverpool fan denies plan to force pint of vermouth on player who might save club millions

[Harry Squatter]

The only person who will be happy with us signing Adama Traore is Purple Aki. 

[Harry Squatter]

Liverpool signing Traore will save Puregym and JD millions in restraining orders.

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

I'd rather John Henry took a shit in an envelope

 

[Elite]

Our powder is currently drier than the Atacama Desert.

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Mook said:

You'd need to ask him what he drinks.

 

I'm not going to force him to drink a pint of vermouth or anything.

Hahaha reminded me of this cracker

 

 

 

[Anubis]

48 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

The only person who will be happy with us signing Adama Traore is Purple Aki. 

And Dave, as Traore is his boy. Or one of them.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Traore+30 yard run x 3= no end product+knackered for 10 minutes= no ta.

[dave u]

17 minutes ago, Anubis said:

And Dave, as Traore is his boy. Or one of them.

He lost 'my boy' status last season but he'd still be sensational if Klopp ever got hold of him.

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, dave u said:

He lost 'my boy' status last season but he'd still be sensational if Klopp ever took over the Buffalo Bills and got hold of him. 

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[dave u]

4 hours ago, joe_fishfish said:

If we weren't skint / FSG weren't shithouse cunts, Bernardo Silva wants to leave Man City. Could play midfield too.

You're under-estimating the obsession the people at City have with us. They'd rather pay him to play for someone else than sell him to us for any amount of money.

[Chris]

3 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

He is the liquor. 

[Code]

Martin Ødegaard signs for Arsenal

[Lee909]

55 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Traore+30 yard run x 3= no end product+knackered for 10 minutes= no ta.

If Traore has 30 yards of space to run into, he will kick the ball 32 yards. He's fucking shite. 

 

 

[TD_LFC]

1 hour ago, Code said:

Martin Ødegaard signs for Arsenal

Proper Arsenal that.

[El Rojo]

3 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Proper Arsenal that.

In fairness, they love a lightweight, stylish, central, non-goal scoring attacker. 

[TD_LFC]

1 minute ago, El Rojo said:

In fairness, they love a lightweight, stylish, central, non-goal scoring attacker. 

Ironically it's what they also look for in their centrebacks.