Summer 2021 transfer thread.

[DalyanPete 1,245]

1 hour ago, dave u said:

 

The transfer grim reaper James Pearce will probably shoot that one down later....

 

Contrary to claims by a random Scotsman in a supermarket, the Athletic understands that Liverpool won't be signing players for £39m and £90m respectively and there are currently no plans to sign anybody.

But, but this weren't just any random Scotsman, well ok, he's never spoken to me before and no doubt whilst admiring my impeccable triceps noticed my Liver bird tattoo and thought he looks like an FSG asslicker I'll spin him a tale.

But hey, next time I'll keep it to myself.

[JagSquared 1,860]

37 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Wonder if Origi and Shaqiri fancy living in Florence? 

If they don’t I’ll gladly go in their place.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA 9,745]

5 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

That's the fella.

Met his Irish cousin in Belfast O’Itk.

[DalyanPete 1,245]

1 hour ago, Dr Nowt said:

 

Please see random jock post, sure Griz is his nickname here.

[DalyanPete 1,245]

1 minute ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Met his Irish cousin in Belfast O’Itk.

Small world brother.

[Jarvinja Ilnow 1,701]

3 hours ago, clangers said:

That's a great point, I've based my life on random advice from strangers.

Good decision, clangers: it's the deliberate advice from strangers you can't trust.

[andyj 254]

1 hour ago, Scott_M said:

must be dire if we cant find someone better than Keita

[Harry Squatter 13,910]

1 minute ago, andyj said:

must be dire if we cant find someone better than Keita

And Oxlade Chamberlain 

[Anubis 21,596]

I thought the Chiesa stuff had been binned off by an Italian journalist yesterday - said we'd enquired but it was non-starter because Juventus have first dibs and he wants to stay in Italy. Plus we'd have only offered them 15 million euros or a straight swap with Origi.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA 9,745]

49 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

Small world brother.

Us Noggsy lads know this.

[El Dangerous 3,182]

This is going to happen isn’t it?

[DalyanPete 1,245]

4 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Us Noggsy lads know this.

Band of brothers lid

[aRdja 2,902]

Not the most inspiring of highlights admittedly but I can draw some positives:

1. He looks like he has serious pace

2. Like Mane and Salah, it looks like he enjoys physical battles against oppositions

3. He’s english therefore homegrown

4. He’s PL proven

[VERBAL DIARRHEA 9,745]

14 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Not the most inspiring of highlights admittedly but I can draw some positives:

1. He looks like he has serious pace

2. Like Mane and Salah, it looks like he enjoys physical battles against oppositions

3. He’s english therefore homegrown

4. He’s PL proven

He’s hopefully not coming here.

[sh#t waffle 1,767]

Wow, what an electrifying compilation that is.

[Scott_M 6,759]

Whenever I’ve watched Bowen, which isn’t admittedly a lot, I’ve always thought he looked quite good. 
 

Whether that is good enough for us, I’ve no idea. 
 

He sets up some good chances in that video, I do wonder playing with better players would suit him.

[Bobby Hundreds 10,446]

Looks like he's from Weatherfield. It's a no from me.

[Thoth 1,740]

3 hours ago, Scott_M said:

 

Haaland, Mbappe, Pedri, Camavinga, Dybala & Goretzka for £65m combined.

Never gonna happen… the Scotsman in the Supermarket said only 2 players, and we have all agreed that info is solid gold 

[an tha 8,468]

Scored a lot of goals in the championship, but found them much harder to come by for west ham.

 

3 seasons for hull:

 

15 in 44

22 in 46

17 in 32

 

For west ham he has 9 in 53

 

This from his wikipedia page made me laugh...

 

Bowen has been compared to former Bayern Munich legend Arjen Robben through his footballing talent, with sports journalist Daniel Emery stating, "He is a budget Arjen Robben in the way that he plays. Championship defenders know exactly what he is going to do, but they simply cannot stop it. He gets the ball on the channel on the right and looks to cut inside onto his left foot and find the far corner. Despite it being his trademark move, defenders still struggle to prevent him from getting his shot off. Would Premier League defenders stifle him? It remains to be seen."^[26]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[CapeRed 397]

1 hour ago, DalyanPete said:

But, but this weren't just any random Scotsman, well ok, he's never spoken to me before and no doubt whilst admiring my impeccable triceps noticed my Liver bird tattoo and thought he looks like an FSG asslicker I'll spin him a tale.

But hey, next time I'll keep it to myself.

A Scotsman in Turkey who would have thunk it

[3 Stacks 3,409]

Get J-Bo in. #Bowin

[Red_or_Dead 1,498]

1 hour ago, CapeRed said:

A Scotsman in Turkey who would have thunk it

I thought it was Iceland.

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds 10,446]

We didn't do enough last January and it cost us a title challenge. 

 

100 percent we sign another player for the first team or to fight for the first team. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA 9,745]

Midfielder and an attacker or a very good attacking midfielder needed. 

[Preston Red 920]

Clocked an article from the Echo yesterday rabbiting on about Edwards job and the £100m that Rodgers spunked in 2014.

 

Fuck clicking on that.