Summer 2021 transfer thread.

[Red74]

16 minutes ago, Herp McDerp said:

 

Haaland will be at a bigger club by next season.

Our reality will be Gini out and Kabak not taken on and Sarr from Watford in. 

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Joey8FrogsLegs said:

 
Neto is a brilliant player already, and even if he’s obviously not Suarez level his style of play and dribbling reminds me of him.

 

Could go on to be world class, and would suit our style of play.

Didn't he run around cupping his ear to the Kop to celebrate when he scored a goal that was then disallowed last year? 

 

I'm a fickle so and so therefore he can do one.

[Herp McDerp]

26 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Haaland seems like a pure Chelsea signing. The name liverpool fans seem to really want and then swoosh Chelsea bang in there. Mbappe is totally out of our range. I reckon Grealish will go to United and be unreal for them.

 

I base all this on thinking about it since writing the first word in this post.

 

Lookit captain thespiantits over here putting thought into his posts and shit. We dont take kindly to that kinda nonsense round here.

[an tha]

31 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

i think carragher was pretty spot on in his assessment the other week we need 3 players - a centre back, midfielder and forward. the centre back needs to be of a level to be VVDs partner (and is net new, assuming Kabak is off), a top central midfielder to come in and compete and replace gini. and a forward who can make firmino 5th choice and we should get origi out of the club, even if the fee is low. then if possible we should be looking at swapping 2 of keita, shaq and chamberlain for players who can contribute on a regular basis, although that is easier said than done. but the starting point should be 3 players for the spine who can come right in to the team. 

Agree mostly with that

[El Dangerous]

Haaland is the dream signing, I’d sell Mo for him at this point but he has run down his contract to move to Bayern Munich for an 8p release clause written all over him. Lewa probably goes to Juventus and scores his 100th Juve goal on his 45th birthday.

[The Guest]

42 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Didn't he run around cupping his ear to the Kop to celebrate when he scored a goal that was then disallowed last year? 

 

I'm a fickle so and so therefore he can do one.

Yeah fuck him.  It was the main stand towards the Kop.  It was so weird as if he’d been playing against us for years for United or something taking shit.  Nobody even knew who he was.  It was fucking hysterical when it got disallowed.

[Bobby Hundreds]

51 minutes ago, Red74 said:

Our reality will be Gini out and Kabak not taken on and Sarr from Watford in. 

That's grim but feels very us.

[Barrington Womble]

28 minutes ago, El Dangerous said:

Haaland is the dream signing, I’d sell Mo for him at this point but he has run down his contract to move to Bayern Munich for an 8p release clause written all over him. Lewa probably goes to Juventus and scores his 100th Juve goal on his 45th birthday.

Mental. We'd trade one of the world's best forwards and our best player by absolutely miles this season for a lad who has potential to get to his level one day. If you'd say firmino or origi, I get it. I don't know why anyone would want to sell our best player. 

[Herp McDerp]

8 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Mental. We'd trade one of the world's best forwards and our best player by absolutely miles this season for a lad who has potential to get to his level one day. If you'd say firmino or origi, I get it. I don't know why anyone would want to sell our best player. 

 

Yes mate, because selling Origi or Firmino will leave us with a warchest overflowing with riches and enable us to sign Haaland. Pretty obvious what he means is that he'd consider flogging even Mo if it meant us getting Haaland, and I'm inclined to agree with him.

 

Haaland is already at Salah's level when it comes to scoring, and he's only going to get better from here on where else Salah is fast approaching 30.

[Crazy Dave]

Athletic have said we’re interested in Konsa at Villa.

Very good defender from what I’ve seen.

 

Seems to be fit enough to play most weeks too...

[Barrington Womble]

16 minutes ago, Herp McDerp said:

 

Yes mate, because selling Origi or Firmino will leave us with a warchest overflowing with riches and enable us to sign Haaland. Pretty obvious what he means is that he'd consider flogging even Mo if it meant us getting Haaland, and I'm inclined to agree with him.

 

Haaland is already at Salah's level when it comes to scoring, and he's only going to get better from here on where else Salah is fast approaching 30.

honestly, absolutely fucking nuts. we'd look on with envy at a player like salah. half of our fans arms dropped off from wanking when we signed thiago for fucks sake. haaland is avavailble for about 50m this summer isn't he? the absolutely last thing we should do is be selling our best player to raise 50m for one who might become our best player one day. and if we don't have the money to sign haaland through selling players other than salah, we should be sticking with what we have. 

[Barrington Womble]

14 minutes ago, Crazy Dave said:

Athletic have said we’re interested in Konsa at Villa.

Very good defender from what I’ve seen.

 

Seems to be fit enough to play most weeks too...

that'll never catch on. 

[The Midnight Rambler]

Part of the Grealish deal then?

[an tha]

20 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

that'll never catch on. 

Its ok we'll soon put a stop to that lark 

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, The Guest said:

Yeah fuck him.  It was the main stand towards the Kop.  It was so weird as if he’d been playing against us for years for United or something taking shit.  Nobody even knew who he was.  It was fucking hysterical when it got disallowed.

That's it. Could get it if it was like a Rooney or Sterling, someone we had given shit to for seasons.

[Herp McDerp]

32 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

honestly, absolutely fucking nuts. we'd look on with envy at a player like salah. half of our fans arms dropped off from wanking when we signed thiago for fucks sake. haaland is avavailble for about 50m this summer isn't he? the absolutely last thing we should do is be selling our best player to raise 50m for one who might become our best player one day. and if we don't have the money to sign haaland through selling players other than salah, we should be sticking with what we have. 

 

Yeah, cos we dont sell to buy do we? Oh no let's just go give the money tree Henry keeps on his yacht a good few shakes and that should be us sorted.

 

Only thing that's absolutely fucking nuts here is the hysterical fannies that take peoples points out of context and then sit around beating their breasts like an Afghan war widow.

 

Edit: And for the record, Haaland is outscoring Mo this season. Again.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Herp McDerp said:

 

Only thing that's absolutely fucking nuts here is the hysterical fannies that take peoples points out of context and then sit around beating their breasts like an Afghan war widow.

 

 

 

 

[Herp McDerp]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

Cunt post. Cunt thread. Cunt season. That clear enough?

[KMD7]

3 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

I am pretty sure they did that last week with CL footy. 

They did that after we won the fucking thing 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Herp McDerp said:

 

Cunt post. Cunt thread. Cunt season. That clear enough?

Cunt x 

[magicrat]

3 hours ago, Red74 said:

Our reality will be Gini out and Kabak not taken on and Sarr from Watford in. 

We can only dream

[El Rojo]

If we don’t get fourth place we’ll be lucky to get a sniff of Gareth Barry’s soiled boxers this summer. 

[3 Stacks]

4 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

If we don’t get fourth place we’ll be lucky to get a sniff of Gareth Barry’s soiled boxers this summer. 

I think Paty Bam Bam would probably still be excited to join, which would be a relief.

[INTORRESTING]

The thought of willingly selling Salah completely baffles me. He is on for another golden boot and is breaking records left right and centre. Totally ridiculous. 

[Herp McDerp]

6 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

If we don’t get fourth place we’ll be lucky to get a sniff of Gareth Barry’s soiled boxers this summer. 

 

I've heard that Snoogy Doogy might be available this summer.