Summer 2021 transfer thread.

[J-V]

47 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Speak English you muppet. 

I typed you tit.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

4 minutes ago, J-V said:

I typed you tit.

You typed his tit?

[Bjornebye]

27 minutes ago, No2 said:

No he wasn't. Stones Walker Pickford and Kane were all more impressive than him, Phillips was every bit his equal. You may aswell include Mount if your just counting hardwork and diligence as reasons for being the best player.

 

I guarantee if you ever watch that game again it will be entirely different, with the tension removed you will see a game between 2 teams of equal standing but one had midfielders that wanted the ball and the other had midfielders petrified of receiving it incase they lost it. He completed 25 out of 33 passes, the completion rate is appalling but the number of attempts are pitiful. 

Rice was Englands best player before he went off. (The fact you've used Kane shows you are wrong here)

5 minutes ago, J-V said:

I typed you tit.

"I typed you tit" typed what? Speak properly 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

You typed his tit?

I think he's using his tits to type 

[J-V]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I think he's using his tits to type 

That's another one of your party tricks.

[TheHowieLama]

What type of tits?

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, J-V said:

That's another one of your party tricks.

Perv. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

9 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

What type of tits?

Tits a mystery!

[Scott_M]

Saul needs to change his mattress apparently. 
 

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Scott_M said:

Saul needs to change his mattress apparently. 

He charges an absolute fortune for people to sleep on top of him and rightly so.

[Megadrive Man]

Echo reporting that Saul niguez has been caught on camera saying they are kicking him out of the club.

 

Sounds like it must be a fitness/injury issue or an attitude problem.

 

The more I hear about him the less I want us to sign him. 

[Harry Squatter]

Echo reporters going home to their wives:

 

"How was work babe?"

 

"Bit busy, wrote two tenuous articles about Mbappe, one article about a random academy player saving the club millions and one article about Minamino being the star man next season. None of them are my true genuine opinions, I have fuck all input into anything and I know if Leverkusen offered the club £10m for Minamino he'd be sold at the drop of a hat"

 

 

[El Dangerous]

Those kidneys just need a little Klopp hug, they’ll be as right as rain.

[Jennings]

FSG could easy afford a memory foam mattress. Go get him in!!!

[cloggypop]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Speak English you muppet. 

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

He defo types with his tits 

 

(The speak English thing was referencing his england football team shagging ways lately) 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

11 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

He defo types with his tits 

 

(The speak English thing was referencing his england football team shagging ways lately) 

 

[No2]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Rice was Englands best player before he went off. (The fact you've used Kane shows you are wrong here)

"I typed you tit" typed what? Speak properly 

Kane was good for 20 minutes, Rice didn't complete a pass in the first 15.

[Guest]

Awoniyi can save FSG millions... 

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/haaland-awoniyi-liverpool-transfer-news-21060124

 

"In a way, he reminds me a little bit of Erling Haaland, at least in terms of the runs he makes behind the line. He is nowhere near the level of Haaland but his style is similar!" 

[TheDrowningMan]

1 hour ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

"He is nowhere near the level of Haaland but his style is similar!" 

Exactly the same as me and Ray Clemence. Sign him up to a 10 year contract.

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, TheDrowningMan said:

Exactly the same as me and Ray Clemence. Sign him up to a 10 year contract.

Haaland's style is to run with 2 legs and kick with 2 feet. Awoniyi has this style perfected!

[TheDrowningMan]

5 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Haaland's style is to run with 2 legs and kick with 2 feet. Awoniyi has this style perfected!

Does he also have image rights similar to Messi, only nowhere near the same level?!

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, TheDrowningMan said:

Does he also have image rights similar to Messi, only nowhere near the same level?!

No, but he has a work permit that means he can get image rights once he gets an image.

[TheDrowningMan]

3 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

No, but he has a work permit that means he can get image rights once he gets an image.

Billions saved.

[Scott_M]