The Darts Thread 2021

[Bobby Hundreds]

Can't believe Barnevelds manager is called Ben De Cock. Bendy cock.... Jesus.

[Creator Supreme]

3 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Can't believe Barnevelds manager is called Ben De Cock. Bendy cock.... Jesus.

I work in life insurance and a guy who used to work for one of the reassurance companies was called Ben De Kock.

 

It was tough not to laugh when you met the guy!

[lifetime fan]

10 hours ago, Chris said:

Thumb-looking prick.

Barney? 

[Vincent Vega]

13 hours ago, Preston Red said:

Is it definitely scousers they're singing about?

 

Down the years, they'd sing "feed the stands" in response to the "boring boring tables" chant.

 

That Yaya/Kolo Toure chant has me wishing incurable AIDS on the gobshites who sing it.

 

13 hours ago, Chris said:

 

Think that's the "Feed The Stands" chant, which is the annual, tiresome back-and-forth with the tables who get "boring, boring tables" sang to them. The implication is that the tables are more expensive.

 

I think I just caught a "Boris is a cunt, is a cunt, Boris is a cunt" chant just now too.

I’m 100% sure it was “feed the scousers”. The fact that they were singing Harry Maguire’s name just afterwards confirmed it for me. It was yesterday’s afternoon session.

[Vincent Vega]

Barney really is punching above his weight isn’t he? 

[lifetime fan]

Why have a hair job to then shave it off? 

[Chris]

4 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

Barney? 

Cross. 

[Chris]

3 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Barney really is punching above his weight isn’t he? 

As the great Axl Rose once sang “I hit the bullseye every night.”

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Chris said:

Cross. 

I get you now. 
 

Couldn’t understand anyone not liking Barney. 

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

I get you now. 
 

Couldn’t understand anyone not liking Barney. 

Seconded , but too many more pictures of him and his new girlfriend could have me wavering.

[Chris]

 

 

"You sheep shagging bastard, you know what you are."

 

This isn't football. You're ruining this, you neanderthal cunts. 

[Elite]

29 minutes ago, Chris said:

 

 

"You sheep shagging bastard, you know what you are."

 

This isn't football. You're ruining this, you neanderthal cunts. 

Not watching but assume it's Gerwyn Price? If anyone deserves stick it's him but agree, darts is meant to be fun and not full of vitriol.

[Preston Red]

1 hour ago, Chris said:

 

 

"You sheep shagging bastard, you know what you are."

 

This isn't football. You're ruining this, you neanderthal cunts. 

 

38 minutes ago, Elite said:

Not watching but assume it's Gerwyn Price? If anyone deserves stick it's him but agree, darts is meant to be fun and not full of vitriol.

The crowd at PDC tournaments are fast becoming a total disgrace. I get why Price is unlikeable but resorting to racial slurs highlights the kind of wankers you get at these big comps.

 

I was gutted for Huybrechts as he played incredibly well. In all honesty though, you can't let a player like Price off when you have darts at a double. Players like him take chances and kill opponents off.

 

Taylor was the best at it. You gave Taylor a chance and you may as well give him the match. Price is well along the way to being that same kind of player. If he wins this year with the wankers in the crowd in, I reckon he'll be the man for the next couple of years.

[bigthrusts]

MVG pulls out with Covid. 

[Chris]

5 minutes ago, bigthrusts said:

MVG pulls out with Covid. 

 

FUUUUUUUUUCKOFF.

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, bigthrusts said:

MVG pulls out with Covid. 

Unlike Barney who's never pulling out.

[Preston Red]

4 hours ago, bigthrusts said:

MVG pulls out with Covid. 

No doubt SkyBet will keep my measly £2 that I put on him. Cunts.

[Preston Red]

26 minutes ago, Preston Red said:

No doubt SkyBet will keep my measly £2 that I put on him. Cunts.

Scratch that. Got it refunded.

[lifetime fan]

How pissed was Wright? 

[chrisbonnie]

6 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

How pissed was Wright? 

I thought he was gargled off his box as well. 

 

When is he ever going to stop with all that stupid head paint shit. 

 

He's in his 50's.he's won everything there is. If people don't know who he is by now, they never will. 

[bigthrusts]

Chizzy tests positive now. 

 

Dropping like flies. 

[Clem H Fandango]

On 28/12/2021 at 16:03, Preston Red said:

 

The crowd at PDC tournaments are fast becoming a total disgrace. I get why Price is unlikeable but resorting to racial slurs highlights the kind of wankers you get at these big comps.

 

 

Since when have the Welsh been a race?

[Preston Red]

53 minutes ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Since when have the Welsh been a race?

Maybe racial was a bit much. Stereotypical chanting perhaps.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Clem H Fandango said:

Since when have the Welsh been a race?

They do have a few Ivor-ians among them.

[Johnny Utah]

Great comeback by Anderson there. This next match should be a cracker. Two nutcases.