Fixtures, Draws & Results.

[Captain Turdseye]

How am I looking on the injuries front, Bruce? Shouldn’t be any problem for the next game because everyone knows I’m so tactically superior to Scott_M that it’s actually embarrassing. Interested to know how my squad is holding up, seeing as everyone else who asks seems to be picking up a few knocks already. 

[John102]

I'm hoping that after 2 defeats at home, the lads can play with more freedom on the road and pick up our first win of the season. 

[Bruce Spanner]

4 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

How am I looking on the injuries front, Bruce? Shouldn’t be any problem for the next game because everyone knows I’m so tactically superior to Scott_M that it’s actually embarrassing. Interested to know how my squad is holding up, seeing as everyone else who asks seems to be picking up a few knocks already. 

 

Nothing serious, just Koundé out for the next game.

 

I think there might be an issue with the game though as someone wants to buy Origi from you!

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Nothing serious, just Koundé out for the next game.

 

I think there might be an issue with the game though as someone wants to buy Origi from you!

I bet it’s Sir ‘who would pick him?’ Roger. 

[Bruce Spanner]

4 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I bet it’s Sir ‘who would pick him?’ Roger. 

 

That's Sir 'Rooted to the bottom of the league' Roger to you!

[John102]

1 minute ago, Istvan Kuntstain said:

win, lose or draw, we'll kick lumps out of ya.... 

My team seem more suited to a more continental game (why I expect us to win the European Cup). We may struggle against your Dogs of War. 

[Karl_b]

1 hour ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

 

 

 

If you look at the stats, Scott, it was a pretty close game, they just put their chances away.

 

The fact they had someone sent off after fives minutes isn't great for you though!

Sent off after 5 minutes? You need a bit of that, etc. 

 

Interesting that Lukaku and Paulinho both played, and scored, in a team down to ten men.

[Pidge]

1 hour ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

 

Both Bale and Vardy are injured!

And Varane and Sandro?

 

Sorted themselves out at HT at least.

[Bruce Spanner]

7 minutes ago, Pidge said:

And Varane and Sandro?

 

Sorted themselves out at HT at least.

 

Sandro is recovering from a hacking recieved in the last game from one of The Eels cloggers.

 

Damaged Knee cap, out for a couple of weeks.

[John102]

Did you give us all the physio who used to look after Darren Anderton? 

[Pidge]

18 fouls from SD's cloggers as well... Disgusting. Hate to see that kind of setup rewarded.

 

(or was that me? If so, it's disgusting watching a side so clearly instructed to throw themselves to the ground under the slightest bit of contact. Hate to see that kind of setup rewarded. Killing the game. Etc.)

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

That's Sir 'Rooted to the bottom of the league' Roger to you!

Good job I can't get any lower , with my bedraggled shower looking down the barrel of a toasting in West Derby with that renowned enforcer Jack Grealish in central midfield. If I ever meet my manager there will be another post in the 'When did you last have a physical fight ' thread

[Bruce Spanner]

Tasty...

 

 

Sir Roger's policy of British first is paying the kind of dividends we'd expect from thinking along those lines.

 

 

[Guest Alex_K]

3 wins and a draw from 4 in all comps but conceding way too many goals .. doesn’t bode well ..

@Bruce Spanner any chance you could put up my last league line up? Any injuries? Cheers!

[sir roger]

Appears I am off the touchline for three games after a regrettable incident culminating in me kneeing Geoff Shreeves in the gronkers.

[No2]

What a result that was, 2 nil down away from home after 7 minutes following two bad defeats, thats my mentality monster right there.

[aRdja]

Fuck this shit.

[rb14]

What a load of old bollocks. Disgraceful scenes. 

[Scott_M]

@Captain Turdseye

 

[Scott_M]

16 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Tasty...

 

Can I have a breakdown of my match please? 

[Captain Turdseye]

STOP THE STEAL

[Scott_M]

Stig being top of the tree is like an Elephant being on top of one.

 

Or Everton.

[John102]

18 minutes ago, Istvan Kuntstain said:

poor display from the lads to give them a 0-2 lead... 

 

After going two down, I expect your hatchet men did a number on my lads. Due to some weak refereeing, we couldn't see the game out. First point on the board though. 

[Bruce Spanner]

36 minutes ago, Alex_K said:

3 wins and a draw from 4 in all comps but conceding way too many goals .. doesn’t bode well ..

@Bruce Spanner any chance you could put up my last league line up? Any injuries? Cheers!

 

 

Lacazette picked up an injury by the looks of things.

24 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Can I have a breakdown of my match please? 

 

 

Looks like a smash and grab from your side.

 

Moral victory goes to CT.

[John102]

1 minute ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

 

Lacazette picked up an injury by the looks of things.

 

 

Looks like a smash and grab from your side.

 

Moral victory goes to CT.

Sorry to be a pain mate, can I get the above for my last game and a list of all the apps for the squad, to see who has been playing. 

 

Won't be any requests from me after this until Jan.