Fixtures, Draws & Results.

[No2]

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Come on you useless cunt, do a win...

 

 

12 o'clock kick off after being away in Wales, what kind of shit is this? Nobody is watching anyway and you're putting the players through this.

[Guest Alex_K]

6 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

You don’t have to do that, man. 
 

The game itself is a lockdown treat. 

 

5 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

That's an amazing gesture, I'm more than happy to meet you half way.

Ok cool - well let's say no more of it for now then, but offer stands at winner's discretion. Its a great game idea with huge amounts of thought put in; whoever wins is more than deserving of a little lockdown-goodwill.

 

edit: or as @Dynamite says we could do an anon contribution pot that goes to charity/cause of winner's choosing.

[Bruce Spanner]

13 minutes ago, Alex_K said:

 

Ok cool - well let's say no more of it for now then, but offer stands at winner's discretion. Its a great game idea with huge amounts of thought put in; whoever wins is more than deserving of a little lockdown-goodwill.

 

edit: or as @Dynamite says we could do an anon contribution pot that goes to charity of winner's cause.

That was my initial idea, everybody chucks a tenner in and the winner, of the league, gets to choose the charity it goes to.

 

Edit: If Alex is cool going half's with me on the prize the league winner gets the hamper and gets to choose the charity.

 

So everyone chucks a tenner in, that’s £180 for charity and the winner gets a fucking great prize?

[Bjornebye]

17 minutes ago, Alex_K said:

To make a real game of it & as thank you for all effort put in I'll cover cost of a prize for winner (no runner ups -- 1st is everything 2nd is nothing). Thinking something like below for lockdown treat:

https://www.boroughbox.com/ultimate-man-box?gclid=CjwKCAiApNSABhAlEiwANuR9YLkVU5QSg9NNE0sJ9k7U_hB1CdWN6w1zw0CVRHu5PCQSfjD6D6lTORoCJcgQAvD_BwE

 

If you win and have preferences in same ballpark you can let me know.

 

Great gesture mate but no chance. 

 

Lets all throw a few quid into a charity pot, winner chooses the charity. 

 

Really nice of you though mate. 

[Bruce Spanner]

Well, well, well...

 

 

 

[Mr Holliday]

Ducking AV IT 

[Bjornebye]

@No2 Good luck for the rest of the season 

 

 

 

[Pidge]

 

Quit without saving, reload and replay.

[rb14]

Oh suck my big fat hairy cock*. Back of the fucking net. Die motherfuckers die. I'd like to dedicate my leading of the table to me. Benders twenty zillion. Everyone else, jack shit. etc. etc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*not all of this might be entirely accurate. 

[John102]

[Bjornebye]

Just now, rb14 said:

Oh suck my big fat hairy cock*. Back of the fucking net. Die motherfuckers die. I'd like to dedicate my leading of the table to me. Benders twenty zillion. Everyone else, jack shit. etc. etc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wow, missing lyrics from Hit Em Up by Tupac

[Street Preacher]

It's gonna be a long season for my lads I think. Load of shite. Treble training sessions and the bleep test are in order I think. 

[The Golden Eel]

I'd settle for 1 point from 38 games at this stage. Also concerned to see I've scored two league goals this season and one of them was scored by my back-up left back, who is probably the worst player I have... Still, good 1-0 win away to the mighty Oxford in the cup - have that you university twats

[John102]

For Sale - Kylian M'Bappe

 

Inbox me.

 

Serious offers only. 

[Captain Turdseye]

I’ve got four more points than I was expecting to have at this stage of the season. 
 

Three goals scored by players I wouldn’t have starting if I was in the dugout. Interesting. 

[sir roger]

Making Sheffield United look like 1970's Brazil

[Allan]

Moving on...

 

Draw for the next round of the cup been made?

[Bruce Spanner]

2 minutes ago, Dynamite said:

Moving on...

 

Draw for the next round of the cup been made?

 

It may have been...

 

 

Results in the morning, my darling wife is accusing me of neglect.

[Pidge]

Judging by the draw, you can tell SD is the overwritten City.

[No2]

31 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

@No2 Good luck for the rest of the season 

 

 

 

Fuck you, the games not supposed to be until tomorrow. 

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Pidge said:

Judging by the draw, you can tell SD is the overwritten City.

 

I genuinely can't remember, but it's yourself, Niall, SD and myself who are last seaons top four as I just went in to auto pilot and hammered my way through it. I know this as we get auto CL places.

 

There's an added Brucie bonus to come yet, but I'll save that for the CL draw and the inevitable questions that'll bring.

[Allan]

 

6 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Judging by the draw, you can tell SD is the overwritten City.

The nice home draw, plus they happen to be the current holders.

 

But mainly the nice home draw...

[Strontium]

Points finally on the board, and even we can't fail to beat Tranmere at home. Things are looking up.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, No2 said:

Fuck you, the games not supposed to be until tomorrow. 

Sorry mate. 

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

I genuinely can't remember, but it's yourself, Niall, SD and myself who are last seaons top four as I just went in to auto pilot and hammered my way through it. I know this as we get auto CL places.

 

There's an added Brucie bonus to come yet, but I'll save that for the CL draw and the inevitable questions that'll bring.

Cunt

Just now, Dynamite said:

 

The nice home draw, plus they happen to be the current holders...

I've got Cardiff away. Time to get my fans measured up for wedding suits. 

 

Serious rep from me for anyone who gets that reference. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Points finally on the board, and even we can't fail to beat Tranmere at home. Things are looking up.

Take the draw so you can hear your boys in action in the replay