Fixtures, Draws & Results.

[Mr Holliday]

1 minute ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Another?

Yes!

[The Golden Eel]

I've resigned

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Meh. Caught cold in the first game of the season. I’ll take the point after that first half but fully expect to demolish Mr Holliday after Christmas. 
 

His Mr Nice Guy schtick won’t work on me. 

Oh, he’s a first class cunt.

 

He’s just finding his feet.

[John102]

I can only assume the match engine is run of an old ommodore 64. 

[Allan]

First 3 points in the bag.

 

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, Mr Holliday said:

Yes!

 

Results at 10pm

 

There's a Milk Cup game inbetween!

 

Shit's getting real...

 

 

[Allan]

Sunday's fixtures for gameweek 2?

[Bjornebye]

Opening with 2 away games am I yeah? fix. 

 

 @No2  Nubmer 2 and white shite Number 2 and white shite ello ello

[Captain Turdseye]

Small request Bruce. When you post the upcoming fixtures, can you include the league table in the post so it’s not on the previous page. Please and thank you. 

[Strontium]

5 minutes ago, Dynamite said:

First 3 points in the bag.

 

 

Your manager must be some kind of genius to keep out a forward line of Benzema, Griezmann, Cavani and Bernardo Silva with James Justin and Kieran Tierney.

[Allan]

1 minute ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

Your manager must be some kind of genius to keep out a forward line of Benzema, Griezmann, Cavani and Bernardo Silva with James Justin and Kieran Tierney.

[sir roger]

I am assuming there will be a lot of team changes with a turnaround of 2 hours?

[Bruce Spanner]

2 minutes ago, sir roger said:

I am assuming there will be a lot of team changes with a turnaround of 2 hours?

Fuck ‘em they earn millions, they can play two games a day.

[Pidge]

20 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Goalless and bottom of the league, what a travesty. 

Won the League Cup last season though...

[Strontium]

4 minutes ago, Dynamite said:

 

[John102]

I'm flabbergasted. Has that shit cunt manager of mine been playing the second string again. 

[Scott_M]

The Champions living up to their billing.

 

[sir roger]

6 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

The Champions living up to their billing.

 

I wouldn't get too excited Scott, it appears my manager has suffered blunt force trauma to the head. Fully expecting Grealish in goal for the Worthington Cup game.

[Scott_M]

9 minutes ago, sir roger said:

I wouldn't get too excited Scott, it appears my manager has suffered blunt force trauma to the head. Fully expecting Grealish in goal for the Worthington Cup game.

It’s our / my year. 
 

Not sure why Coman was playing though as Hazard, Sane & Rodrigo were my preferred front 3.

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

It’s our / my year. 
 

Not sure why Coman was playing though as Hazard, Sane & Rodrigo were my preferred front 3.

 

Rodrigo suffered a calf strain in training.

[Bjornebye]

And Hazards a fat cunt 

[No2]

52 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Opening with 2 away games am I yeah? fix. 

 

 @No2  Nubmer 2 and white shite Number 2 and white shite ello ello

Where are the fixtures for week 2? 1 nil away from home on the opening day is the stuff of champions. 

[Bruce Spanner]

3 minutes ago, No2 said:

Where are the fixtures for week 2? 1 nil away from home on the opening day is the stuff of champions. 

I removed them as I didn’t realise there was a league cup game in the middle.

 

Thats above.

[No2]

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

I removed them as I didn’t realise there was a league cup game in the middle.

 

Thats above.

Good stuff. Have you a list of who's who? Is that Chump I beat on his own patch?

[Scott_M]

20 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Rodrigo suffered a calf strain in training.

I’d have assumed Belotti would have started. Still, a decent start. I’ve just built a shelf big enough to fit a Cuckoo Clock in preparation for my plethora of trophies.