West Ham (A) Premier League - 31/1/21 - 16:30

[suzy]

I don’t like this black kit

[Bruce Spanner]

We may as well play a fucking hatstand in place of Origi, it’d offer about as much.

 

Never known a player with such a lack of urgency.

[Anubis]

How is that handball when it’s hit him from 1’ away.

[Moo]

Just now, magicrat said:

Tyler reckons Thiago has fucked us up

Tyler is a prick, and injuries have fucked us up more than anything, but Thiago is too pedestrian in our midfield. He seemed to be on the ball less in midweek and we were better for it.

It's very early days, he is not our biggest issue by any means, but he does concern me.

[Harry's Lad]

Just now, suzy said:

I don’t like this black kit

Me neither, but it's better than that bloody green thing.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

I think those Football Aid teams have a more settled starting XI than us. 

 

And still Moyes parks the bus like we're Brazil 1970. 

[Redder Lurtz]

This is fucking painful viewing. 

[niallers]

I may be the last one to finally fall but I've given up on div. Hes killing us. Lazy and half arsed

[bizzle10]

can we just give Origi away

[El Rojo]

Moyes making this easier for us than it should be. He’s petrified to have a real go. 

[suzy]

Just now, Harry's Lad said:

Me neither, but it's better than that bloody green thing.

I struggle to see it! No reason why we can’t play in red against these.

[Elite]

1 minute ago, El Rojo said:

Bobby was starting to knit our attack to together again in recent games. He needs to come on at half-time. 

Every time we get a positive aspect to our play, it gets taken away. It's almost as if the footballing god is a united fan, with the ability to blackout any shimmer of light we have.

[Jordy Brouwer]

Sick of the backwards and sideways passing even when players are running into space. 

[Redder Lurtz]

3 minutes ago, suzy said:

I don’t like this black kit

Racist. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

We may as well play a fucking hatstand in place of Origi, it’d offer about as much.

 

Never known a player with such a lack of urgency.

Strikes me he's not taking any chances of injuring himself, like he doesn't want to ruin a potential move we don't know about yet. 

[Herp McDerp]

We're not scoring with this 11.

[magicrat]

Good clearance by Origi 

[El Rojo]

More of that please Thiago. 

[Jairzinho]

That bit of defending from Phillips - the sneaky foul to stop him running clear - was even better than the header.

[joeyk]

3 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Me neither, but it's better than that bloody green thing.

Hyper-turquoise. 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

Just over 40 minutes gone in a game featuring Liverpool and West Ham. Manchester Utd have been mentioned 6 times with gems including ‘if Liverpool win they’ll go behind both Manchester clubs’ and Liverpool’s FA cup loss. 
 

edit, 7 times now

[ZonkoVille77]

That's Thiago at his best. A great pass forward. But he's a worry at the other end of the pitch. 

[Jordy Brouwer]

Made the keeper work. Or at least touch the ball. 

[El Rojo]

Phillips turns into Alan Hansen for a few minutes. 

[Harry's Lad]

1 minute ago, joeyk said:

Hyper-turquoise. 

Whatever it is, it's fucking awful.