Jenna Coleman - Marriage Material.

[Numero Veinticinco]

On 24/01/2021 at 16:03, VladimirIlyich said:

She looks about 15! I know she isn't of course but not for me thanks.

I can never get over your oats about women, Vlad. This is a classic. 

[littletedwest]

Anything of her clout?

[Harry's Lad]

46 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Still a bit girl-next-door for me, but she's getting there.

 

Definitely my brother's type, he likes brunettes with round faces.

Definitely my type, I like brunettes with round arses.

Far too young though unfortunately.

[Section_31]

I've never got the girl next door thing, who's ever had a fit girl next door to them? We had a passable milf at one point when I was in school, I was sciving one day and trying to avoid my mum's fella before he went to work and she spotted me hiding behind an old VW Beatle bonnet we had in the back yard while eating an egg sandwich. She was pegging out clothes but we didn't exchange words.

[dandyman]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

I've never got the girl next door thing, who's ever had a fit girl next door to them? We had a passable milf at one point when I was in school, I was sciving one day and trying to avoid my mum's fella before he went to work and she spotted me hiding behind an old VW Beatle bonnet we had in the back yard while eating an egg sandwich. She was pegging out clothes but we didn't exchange words.

She was pegging you say???

 

fnarr fnarr!

[Mook]

Don't know about next door but there's a bird lives across the road from me would get rattled all over the shop. She comes out to have a snout in various states of undress & stands there looking all sultry before heading back inside to her massive boyfriend.

 

Life is a constant boot in the bollocks at times.

[Section_31]

3 minutes ago, Mook said:

Don't know about next door but there's a bird lives across the road from me would get rattled all over the shop. She comes out to have a snout in various states of undress & stands there looking all sultry before heading back inside to her massive boyfriend.

 

Life is a constant boot in the bollocks at times.

My neighbour (who looks like Barron Greenback) often likes to tell me he had a neighbour on the other side who was an air hostess who used to sunbathe topless and was "very attractive". Moved out before we arrived, gutted.

[Preston Red]

I wouldn't be against the idea of her farting on my toothbrush

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

My neighbour (who looks like Barron Greenback) often likes to tell me he had a neighbour on the other side who was an air hostess who used to sunbathe topless and was "very attractive". Moved out before we arrived, gutted.

So now he has to wank over you.

[Total Longo]

11 hours ago, Section_31 said:

I've never got the girl next door thing, who's ever had a fit girl next door to them? We had a passable milf at one point when I was in school, I was sciving one day and trying to avoid my mum's fella before he went to work and she spotted me hiding behind an old VW Beatle bonnet we had in the back yard while eating an egg sandwich. She was pegging out clothes but we didn't exchange words.

I've got one right now, she's very easy on the eye. Unfortunately she goes out running every morning with her fella in tow, they are absolute fitness fanatics, but i'm never up in time to witness this event, i just get the second hand envious chitchat from the Mrs. Still, a million times better than the midget Greek nark they moved in after. 

[No2]

My best mates Ma used to sunbathe topless. The amount of shots that would be skied over the wall on a sunny day was unreal. 

[Captain Howdy]

12 hours ago, Section_31 said:

My neighbour (who looks like Barron Greenback) often likes to tell me he had a neighbour on the other side who was an air hostess who used to sunbathe topless and was "very attractive". Moved out before we arrived, gutted.

They say everything in life is timing

[Stickman]

14 hours ago, Section_31 said:

My neighbour (who looks like Barron Greenback) often likes to tell me he had a neighbour on the other side who was an air hostess who used to sunbathe topless and was "very attractive". Moved out before we arrived, gutted.

 

 

I wonder why she moved out ?

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Stickman said:

 

 

I wonder why she moved out ?

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

2 hours ago, No2 said:

My best mates Ma used to sunbathe topless. The amount of shots that would be skied over the wall on a sunny day was unreal. 

I’ve a mate who’s mother used to do similar. When we were around 13/14, she’d have been late 30’s. She definitely fit into the MILF category. 
 

My mate used to invite us round to his for a perv. She definitely knew we were doing it. 
 

She’s probably in her 70’s now. Haven’t seen her in decades but I reckon I still would. 

[No2]

2 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I’ve a mate who’s mother used to do similar. When we were around 13/14, she’d have been late 30’s. She definitely fit into the MILF category. 
 

My mate used to invite us round to his for a perv. She definitely knew we were doing it. 
 

She’s probably in her 70’s now. Haven’t seen her in decades but I reckon I still would. 

I told my missus about this one recently and she reckons we were abused. Poor 12 or 13 year olds been exposed to a pair of tits. Dirty slut definitely knew what she was at, I feel used.

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I’ve a mate who’s mother used to do similar. When we were around 13/14, she’d have been late 30’s. She definitely fit into the MILF category. 
 

My mate used to invite us round to his for a perv. She definitely knew we were doing it. 
 

She’s probably in her 70’s now. Haven’t seen her in decades but I reckon I still would. 

He used to invite you round to perv at his own mum? Did you grow up near the Cahulawassee River by any chance? 

[Edward.]

The pics I've seen of her Jenna not your mates mum, she's got saggy tits.

[YorkshireRed]

16 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

He used to invite you round to perv at his own mum? Did you grow up near the Cahulawassee River by any chance? 

No, he was like that. I think he got off on it. He’s still a sexual deviant now. 

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

No, he was like that. I think he got off on it. He’s still a sexual deviant now. 

Sounds like Romulus off Succesion. 

[Bjornebye]

17 minutes ago, Edward. said:

The pics I've seen of her Jenna not your mates mum, she's got saggy tits.

What pics? Share the wealth 

[No2]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

What pics? Share the wealth 

Nah if she has saggy tits I don't want to see them, she's perfect and will remain so.

[Bjornebye]

[dockers_strike]

29 minutes ago, Edward. said:

The pics I've seen of her Jenna not your mates mum, she's got saggy tits.

I think you mean 'pert.' They aint saggy!

[Edward.]

36 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

What pics? Share the wealth 

Have you got the Internet?