Jenna Coleman - Marriage Material.

[YorkshireRed]

I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have her own thread. She deserves one. I’d like to be married to her as soon as possible. 

[dockers_strike]

She scrubs up well. Doesnt she come from Blackpool or somewhere round there? Thought all Blackpool lasses were biffers?

[YorkshireRed]

4 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

She scrubs up well. Doesnt she come from Blackpool or somewhere round there? Thought all Blackpool lasses were biffers?

She was born in Blackpool. Biffer she is not. Maybe she’s the exception, rather than the rule though. Can’t say I’ve see too many who look like her on the Golden Mile. 

[easytoslip]

15 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have her own thread. She deserves one. I’d like to be married to her as soon as possible. 

She's as good as it gets for me, I think about her. 

Anyhow I seen her first on Emmerdale and I knew it there and then so leave well alone. 

[bigthrusts]

[Tony Moanero]

I’d like to spend a day with her, getting to know one another and hopefully showing her a good time. I’d take her for a go on the Wade Smith climbing wall (if it still existed) and treat her to a McDonald’s milkshake and regular fries.

[YorkshireRed]

7 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

She's as good as it gets for me, I think about her. 

Anyhow I seen her first on Emmerdale and I knew it there and then so leave well alone. 

I used to work quite close to Yorkshire Television Studios and occasionally saw the odd Emmerdale cast member in the local shop. Before her time though, so I never had the pleasure.

 

My mates killed Mr Wilkes by the way, but that’s a different thread. 

[Mook]

I'd like to spread her bum cheeks & shout obscenities at her arsehole.

 

In Russian.

[Elite]

Prefer her with a bit more weight on her but she's beautiful.

[KMD7]

I will reserve judgement till I see her ankles

[YorkshireRed]

1 minute ago, KMD7 said:

I will reserve judgement till I see her ankles

Here you go. 

[Aventus]

Tits for those deviants who are into that sort of thing. 

[johnsusername]

17 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I’d like to spend a day with her, getting to know one another and hopefully showing her a good time. I’d take her for a go on the Wade Smith climbing wall (if it still existed) and treat her to a McDonald’s milkshake and regular fries.

Not Wimpy? 

 

[easytoslip]

1 minute ago, Aventus said:

Tits for those deviants who are into that sort of thing. 

How do i get into acting? Only certain roles mind, I'd have to look at the script. 

[Tony Moanero]

5 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Not Wimpy? 

 

Nah, I took my wife to Wimpy for our honeymoon.

[easytoslip]

19 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

I used to work quite close to Yorkshire Television Studios and occasionally saw the odd Emmerdale cast member in the local shop. Before her time though, so I never had the pleasure.

 

My mates killed Mr Wilkes by the way, but that’s a different thread. 

Mr Wilkes? Didn't know he came a cropper, who was your mates, Amos and his gang of ruffians? 

[YorkshireRed]

Just now, easytoslip said:

Mr Wilkes? Didn't know he came a cropper, who was your mates, Amos and his gang of ruffians? 

All I can say is that I know what happened in the final few hours before he went to the big Woolpack in the sky. 

[manwiththestick]

28 minutes ago, Aventus said:

Tits for those deviants who are into that sort of thing. 

Is that a clip from The Serpant or something else she's in?

[easytoslip]

15 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

All I can say is that I know what happened in the final few hours before he went to the big Woolpack in the sky. 

Did he caught tuning Annie in by Matt Skilbeck who done for him in a jealous rage? Because he had plans with her to raise cattle and live a quiet life together. 

[YorkshireRed]

1 minute ago, easytoslip said:

Did he caught tuning Annie in by Matt Skilbeck who done for him in a jealous rage? Because he had plans with her to raise cattle and live a quiet life together. 

You might want to ask yourself where Joe Sugden sloped off to that fateful night. 

[easytoslip]

Haha Joe the Blo, the plot thickens like the mud at the bottom of Dem Dyke. 

[Red74]

She sure gets my serpent to rise. Amirightlads 

[Anubis]

Yeah, she’s ok Jenna. She has the Anubis seal of approval. Although I’d expect her to act like her Clara Oswald character all the time. Unless she’s really like that, in which case she can act herself.

[VladimirIlyich]

She looks about 15! I know she isn't of course but not for me thanks.

[Bjornebye]

It's a know fact that Socrates only hit the big time when he famously engraved "Man should not marry a Blackpool girl" next to a condom machine in the toilets of a bar in Syntagma Square but I think in Jennas case even the gods can make an exception here.